vicarage, battling their way through the press.
To Agatha’s delight, George answered the door.
“Mr. Chance is in the study with my accountant. We’re counting up the money.”
Agatha followed George into the study, looking dreamily at his back. He was wearing a shirt as blue as the sky above, chinos and shoes which looked as if they had been handmade.
“Ah, Mrs. Raisin!” cried the vicar, running around his desk to take Agatha’s hands in his. “We have a fortune here. Various charities will get a generous sum, the church roof will be repaired, and then we will compensate the families of the bereaved.”
“How much?” asked Agatha.
“Oh, let me introduce our accountant. Mrs. Raisin, or may I call you Agatha?”
“Please do.”
“Agatha, I would like to introduce Mr. Arnold Birntweather. He lives in our village and has kindly offered his services. Tell her how much we have.”
“We have thirty thousand pounds,” said Arnold.
He was a very small man, with a dowager’s hump and small eyes magnified by thick glasses. His hair was an improbable brown.
Again, Agatha was tempted to suggest that they pay her for the services of the security firm and then again decided it would look too mean. Also, any builder these days with the expertise to repair the church roof would take most if not all of the money.
“Where is Trixie?” asked Agatha, looking around for what she had privately damned as the “competition.”
“My poor wife has gone to the hairdresser. She has been so shocked by the events of yesterday. She felt like some type of beauty treatment to calm her nerves. Now I must get to the church for morning service.”
“Could you please say a few words to the press outside after the service about Betsy?” asked Agatha. “Something nice about such a famous pop star giving up her time?”
“Of course,” said Arthur.
“I’ll come with you,” said George.
“Good idea,” said Agatha brightly.
“Shouldn’t we be out there interviewing people?” whispered Toni.
“They’ll all be in church,” muttered Agatha as the vicar rushed off, clutching his sermon.
The church of Saint Odo The Severe had not escaped the attentions of Cromwell’s troops. There was no stained glass in the windows and bright shafts of sunlight shone through mullioned panes of clear glass. The church was full. Toni fretted. Instead of getting on with the job, they were now trapped inside for a full morning service.
Agatha wondered where the vicar’s wife had managed to find a hairdresser on a Sunday.
As the service dragged on, Agatha’s conscience began to get the better of her. George was in the pew in front and all she could do was stare at the back of his head.
She pinched Toni’s arm in the middle of a rendering of “Abide with Me” and jerked her head to indicate they should leave.
They both emerged, blinking in the sunlight. Boy Scouts and Girl Guides—or did they call them Girl Scouts these days?—were moving about the village, filling up plastic bags with rubbish. Either they had drafted in troops from surrounding villages, thought Agatha, or this was a very fecund village. “We’ll start with Hal Bassett, the pig farmer,” said Agatha.
She stopped one of the Scouts and asked the boy if he knew where Bassett’s pig farm was. “I don’t come from here,” said the boy, moodily poking a plastic bag with a pointed stick. “Ask her over there, the girl with the carroty hair. She’s from here.”
The girl when questioned said that Hal Bassett’s farm was outside the village up on the hill to the left.
“Is it far?” asked Agatha. She was wearing high-heeled sandals.
“No,” said the girl, pointing to the left. “You go along to the end of the village and walk straight up the hill. You’ll see a sign to the farm. It’s called Bassett’s Piggery. You can’t miss it. It smells.”
“What if he’s in church?” asked Toni as they set off.
“Don’t think so.” Agatha had convinced herself that a jam-loving pig farmer would not be religious.
It was a long straggling village, possibly built along one of the old drove roads. The church was at one end and the road leading to the farm at the other. The small cottages on both sides of the road did not have any gardens at the front. They seemed to crouch beside the road, small, old and secretive. Nobody moved on the deserted main street. Unlike Carsely, there were no streets leading off the main one. One main street was all there was to Comfrey Magna. In a few gaps between the houses, Agatha could see gardens at the back full of spring blossom, but no one had thought to plant anything in the little bit of earth between the houses and the road in the front. The place was deserted.
The street was cobbled. A heel of Agatha’s sandal got stuck between the cobbles and was wrenched off.
“You wait here,” said Toni. “I’ll run back and get the car.”
Agatha enviously watched her flying figure as Toni raced off down the street. Toni’s fair hair gleamed in the sunlight. She was wearing jeans and a T-shirt and flat sandals. Why did I get all dressed up? mourned Agatha in all the glory of a mustard-coloured linen suit with a short skirt. Because you wanted to get Gorgeous George’s attention, said the inner governess. Agatha was not plagued by any inner child but by this governess, who yakked on, “Why were you so stupid? What do you know of George? Has he shown any wit, humour, charm or anything? No. So here you are, all dressed up like a dog’s dinner.”
