Julie Offenbach-a waitress
Dina Muir-the receptionist
Nate-the bartender
Mike-the groundskeeper
(Also part-time waitresses, bartenders, and housemaids)
the guests
Amelia Hallenbeck-a widow
Mavis Collin wood-her companion
Keith Baumer-a bachelor
Edward Lancashire-a bachelor
The Reverend Willy Max-an evangelist
Members of the Chamber of Commerce
Elmer Henry-the mayor
Gil Gilmeister-a car dealer
Tom Peterson-his business partner
Christopher Croh-a bar owner
Nadine Gilmeister-Gil's wife
Harvey Bozzel-advertising agency owner
Howie Murchison-town justice and local lawyer
Mark Anthony Jefferson-a banker
Esther West-dress shop owner
Marge Schmidt-diner owner
Betty Hall-Marge' s partner
Ralph Lorenzo--newspaper publisher
Norm Pasquale-high school band director
The Right Reverend Dookie Shuttleworth-a minister
Harland PeTerson-farmer, and president of the Agway cooperative
Freddie Bellini-a mortician
Miriam Doncaster-a librarian
The Sheriff's Department
Myles McHale-the sheriff
Dave Kiddermeister-a deputy
The End