Mars Is Heaven!

'Let's knock the door down,' said Lustig.

'We can't,' sighed the captain.

'Why not?'

'She didn't do anything bad, did she? We're the strang­ers here. This is private property. Good God, Hinkston!' He went and sat down on the porchstep.

'What, sir?'

Did it ever strike you, that maybe we got ourselves, somehow, some way, fouled up. And, by accident, came back and landed on Earth!'

'Oh, sir, oh, sir, oh oh, sir.' And Hinkston sat down numbly and thought about it.

Lustig stood up in the sunlight. 'How could we have done that?'

'I don't know, just let me think.'

Hinkston said, 'But we checked every mile of the way, and we saw Mars and our chronometers said so many miles gone, and we went past the moon and out into space and here we are, on Mars. I'm sure we're on Mars, sir.'

Lustig said, 'But, suppose that, by accident, in space, in time, or something, we landed on a planet in space, in another time. Suppose this is Earth, thirty or fifty years ago? Maybe we got lost in the dimensions, do you think?'

'Oh, go away, Lustig.'

'Are the men in the ship keeping an eye on us, Hinkston?'

'At their guns, sir.'

Lustig went to the door, rang the bell. When the door opened again, he asked, 'What year is this?'

'1926, of, course!' cried the woman, furiously, and slammed the door again.

'Did you bear that?' Lustig ran back to them, wildly, 'She said 1926! We – have gone back in time. This is Earth!'

Lustig sat down and the three men let the wonder and terror of the thought afflict them. Their hands stirred fit­fully on their knees. The wind blew, nodding the locks of hair on their heads.

The captain stood up, brushing off his pants. 'I never thought it would be like this. It scares the hell out of me. How can a thing like this happen?'

'Will anybody in the whole town believe us?' wondered Hinkston. 'Are we playing around with something dangerous? Time, I mean. Shouldn't we just take off and go home?'

'No. We'll try another house.'

They walked three houses down to a little white cottage under an oak tree. 'I like to be as logical as I can get,' said the captain, He nodded at the town. 'How does this sound to you, Hinkston? Suppose, as you said originally, that rocket travel occurred years ago. And when the Earth people had lived here a number of years they began to get homesick for Earth. First a mild neurosis about it, then a full-fledged psychosis. Then, threatened insanity. What would you do, as a psychiatrist, if faced with such a problem?'

Hinkston thought. 'Well, I think I'd re-arrange the civilization on Mars so it resembled Earth more and more each day. If there was any way of reproducing every plant, every road and every lake, and even an ocean, I would do so. Then I would, by some vast crowd hyp­nosis, theoretically anyway, convince everyone in a town this size that this really was Earth, not Mars at all.'

'Good enough, Hinkston. I think we're on the right track now. That woman in that house back there, just thinks she's living on Earth. It protects her sanity. She and all the others in this town are the patients of the greatest experiment in migration and hypnosis you will ever lay your eyes on in your life.'

'That's it, sir!' cried Lustig.

'Well,' the captain sighed. 'Now we're getting somewhere. I feel better. It all sounds a bit more logical now. This talk about time and going back and forth and trav­eling in time turns my stomach upside down. But, this way—' He actually smiled for the first time in a month. 'Well. It looks as if we'll be fairly welcome here.'

'Or, will we, sir?' said Lustig. 'After all, like the Pil­grims, these people came here to escape Earth. Maybe they won't be too happy to see us, sir Maybe they'll try to drive us out or kill us?'

'We have superior weapons if that should happen. Anyway, all we can do is try. This next house now. Up we go.'

But they had hardly crossed the lawn when Lustig stopped and looked off across the town, down the quiet, dreaming afternoon street. 'Sir,' he said.

'What is it, Lustig?' asked the captain.

'Oh, sir, sir, what I see, what I do see now before me, oh, oh—' said Lustig, and he began to cry. His fingers came up, twisting and trembling, and his face was all wonder and joy and incredulity. He sounded as if any moment he might go quite insane with happiness. He looked down the street and he began to run, stumbling awkwardly, falling, picking himself up, and running on. 'Oh, God, God, thank you, God! Thank you!'

'Don't let him get away!' The captain broke into a run.

Now Lustig was running at full speed, shouting. He turned into a yard half way down the little shady side street and leaped up upon the porch of a large green house with an iron rooster on the roof.

He was beating upon the door, shouting and hollering and crying when Hinkston and the captain ran up and stood in the yard.

The door opened. Lustig yanked the screen wide and in a high wail of discovery and happiness, cried out, 'Grandma! Grandpa!'

Two old people stood in the doorway, their faces lighting up.

'Albert!' Their voices piped and they rushed out to embrace and pat him on the back and move around him, 'Albert, oh, Albert, it's been so many years! How you've grown, boy, how big you ate, boy, oh, Albert boy, how are you!'

'Grandma, Grandpa!' sobbed Albert Lustig. 'Good to see you! You look fine, fine! Oh, fine.' He held them, turned them, kissed them, hugged them, cried on them, held them out again, blinked at the little old people. The, sun was in the sky, the wind blew, the grass was green, the screen door stood open.

'Come in, lad, come in, there's lemonade for you, fresh, lots of it!'

'Grandma, Grandpa, good to see you! I've got friends down here! Here!' Lustig turned and waved wildly at the captain and Hinkston, who, all during the adventure on the porch, had stood in the shade of a tree, holding onto each other. 'Captain, captain, come up, come up, I want you to meet my grandfolks!'

'Howdy,' said the folks. 'Any friend of Albert's is ours, too! Don't stand there with your mouths open! Come on!'

In the living room of the old house it was cool and a grandfather clock ticked high and long and bronzed in one corner. There were soft pillows on large couches and walls filled with books and a rug cut in a thick rose pat­ tern and antimacassars pinned to furniture, and lemon­ade in the hand, sweating, and cool on the thirsty tongue. 'Here's to our health.' Grandma tipped her glass to her porcelain teeth.

'How long you been here, Grandma?' said Lustig.

'A good many years,' she said, tartly. 'Ever since we died.'

'Ever since you what?' asked Captain John Black, putting his drink down.

'Oh, yes,' Lustig looked at his captain. 'They've been dead thirty years.'

'And you sit there, calmly!' cried the captain.

'Tush,' said the old woman, and winked glitteringly at John Black. 'Who are we to question what happens? Here we are. What's life, anyways? Who does what for why and where? All we know is here we are, alive again, and no questions asked. A second chance.' She toddled over and held out her thin wrist to Captain John Black.

'Feel.' He felt. 'Solid, ain't I?' she asked. He nodded.

'You hear my voice, don't you?' she inquired. Yes, he did. 'Well, then,' she said in triumph, 'why go around questioning?'

'Well,' said the captain, 'it's simply that we never thought we'd find a thing like this on Mars.'

'And now you've found it. I dare say there's lots on every planet that'll show you God's infinite ways.'

'Is this Heaven?' asked Hinkston.