Marilla pretended a pretty fluster. “Well, I suppose if a person wished to claim something urgently enough, that person might be inspired to offer a kiss to procure it.”
“It sounds disastrously dull,” Robin declared flatly.
“Rob,” Oakley said, sounding surprised.
“It does. Childish antics. We make eight. Let us play two tables of whist instead.”
“I don’t play whist,” Marilla said, mincing to Robin’s side and pouting prettily. “I so very, very much want to play. And I would be very, very disappointed if you did not join the fun . . . Robin.”
“Good Lord, what’s come over you, Rob?” Taran sputtered. “I have never known you to act so high on the instep. It’s a simple game and the ladies are bored.”
“I’m not bored,” Fiona Chisholm said.
“I am,” Marilla countered, glaring at her half sister.
“Fine,” Robin said. “I’ll play.”
Marilla clapped her hands. “Oh good! We’ll draw short straws to see who is the auctioneer.”
She made quick work of shredding splinters from a piece of kindling and offering each gentleman in turn a chance to pull one from her fist. Robin drew the short splinter. Without a word, he stalked from the room, leaving the others to select what they wanted auctioned.
Oakley drew a small book from his waistcoat pocket and placed it on the table. Fiona made a sound of surprise, and though Oakley remained as sober as ever, he caught her hand in his and kissed it. When he released her hand, she removed her spectacles and set them atop the book.
“I don’t have anything,” Catriona Burns said, pinking up a little. With a rush of sympathy, Cecily realized she wore no embellishments other than a piece of satin she’d tied around her neck, the end of which disappeared beneath her modest neckline.
“Of course you do,” Marilla said, sounding a bit irritated. “What’s that around your neck?”
Reluctantly, Catriona pulled the ribbon from under her decolletage. At the end hung a man’s heavy gold signet ring, its large sapphire incised with a beautiful portrait. But before Catriona had finished untying the ribbon, Bretton’s hand covered hers, stilling her fingers. He bent and whispered something in her ear then reached into his vest pocket and withdrew a gold watch and fob. He set them on the table. “These will suffice for Miss Burns and myself.”
“But they’re a pair,” Marilla protested. “You can’t bid on them separately.”
“Exactly so,” Bretton said, escorting Catriona back to her chair.
“Some people must ruin everything,” Marilla muttered, but was soon distracted by Taran, who strode to her side, stooped down, and with a flourish pulled a short-bladed
“Now there, lassie,” he told Marilla, “is the only thing worth a tinker’s damn on this entire board.”
Marilla picked up the small knife by its mother-of-pearl handle.
“Careful,” Taran cautioned. “Play with a man’s weapon and you might get pricked.” His eyes danced with a lascivious light.
At this, Oakley, who’d been speaking to Fiona, swung around. “For God’s sake, Uncle. Apologize at once.”
But Marilla proved herself Taran’s equal in mischief. Lifting the blade, she very deliberately and very conspicuously took her time sawing a tress of her hair off with it. Then she replaced the blade on the table with the casual observation, “That old thing is dull and in want of a good whetting.”
Taran burst out laughing. Catriona bit her lip, Bretton looked bemused, Oakley coughed away a laugh, and Fiona looked away, but not in time to hide her smile. Cecily watched them, an unfamiliar wave of jealousy spreading through her.
They were all so happy, even Marilla, who’d not yet realized that the next gentleman on her list would no more accommodate her matrimonial ambitions than the former ones.
“What’s your forfeit, Marilla?” Taran asked, when he could breathe again.
“Why, this lock of my hair,” she said, holding up the guinea gold tress. “I should think anyone would recognize it as mine.” She meant Robin, of course.
She looked up. “That’s everyone. We can call Robin in and . . . Oh. Lady Cecily. I forgot about you,” she said. “What are you going to forfeit?”
“I think this,” she said, unwrapping the bed curtain shawl from her shoulders and letting it fall in a heap on the table.
“That? No one will bid for that.”
“I might,” Catriona said. “What good are jewels to a frozen corpse?”
“As you will.” Marilla shrugged, then practically tripped over herself running to open the door and calling for Robin to reenter.
When he reappeared his former issues with the game seemed to have evaporated, for his expression was pleasant.
