“Give him a lollipop; he could pass for Kojak, in the old TV series.”
“Hardin's been after him since last year.”
“Well, we better keep reading the book, because he hasn't laid a glove on him yet.”
She stood up and scratch her head with both hands, violently, shaking it, letting her hair fly around in frustration.
“I was wondering where you had it done,” I dared to quip.
She glared at me. “I'll let that one pass, since it was your first, albeit very lame attempt at humor. And I'm hungry.”
“We can order in. Maybe a pizza?”
“No. I've got to get out of here. There's a little Korean take out place down the street, I need some air. I'll get us some stuff and a couple of six packs, okay?”
“You think that's a good idea?” I asked, concerned.
“The beer? After all you've been through, I thought you might want to relax.”
“No, I mean you going out.”
“Don't worry, I can do enough ‘girl magic’ on myself that my mother wouldn't recognize me. Want to come with?”
“No. Right now, you'd be a lot safer out there without me.”
She disappeared into the bedroom. Fifteen minutes later, she came out wearing a peach, summer-weight suit, pastel makeup, and a very real looking shoulder-length blond wig that completely covered her short raven hair. She topped it off with a white beret.
“Who are you?” I asked.
“My aunt,” she said.
“She's a very attractive woman,” I smiled.
She cocked her head and gave me that pleasantly puzzled expression again.
“Seriously, it looks really good on you, all of it.”
“Thank you, Peter Talbott.” She made a small pirouette and opened the front door, then paused and looked back at me. “You really trust me to go out there by myself? You don't think I'll call the FBI on you?”
“Sandy, I'm not holding you here. I think you'll do whatever you want to do. Besides,” I pointed to her camera lying on the floor. “I have the Pentax as hostage.”
“Sneaky.” She stared at me again, debating. “You know, I do a lot better with jerks and assholes. Them, I can figure out.”
“Be careful out there, okay?”
“You sound like my older brother, and what I don't need right now is another older brother. See ya,” she said as she closed the door behind her.
I shook my head and went back to work on the spreadsheets. I finished looking through the last of them and I had to agree with her. Louie Panozzo might have been a fat slob, but this was a masterpiece of creative accounting. By then, I was brain dead, so I stretched out on my back on the floor. The next thing I knew, the front door was opening and the light from the hallway spilling across the living room floor where I lay. The door quickly closed with a soft “Click” and the room was cast in long, dark shadows again. I snapped wide-awake as someone tiptoed into the room and stepped over me, carrying an armful of bags into the kitchen.
“You shouldn't do that in a skirt.” I told her.
“Pervert. You couldn't see a thing.”
“Black underwear?”
“Liar. We both know it's too dark in here for you to see much of anything. And you forgot I changed clothes...
She turned on the lights in the kitchen and I lay there watching her unpack the bags. She reached over and turned on the radio. It was country music.
“What a horrible way to wake up.”
“Say, what?” She glared over at me, hands on hips.
“No, not you. Billy Ray Bob on the radio.”
“You just dodged a nasty bruise,” she said as she opened two beers and brought one over to me without waiting for an answer, taking a long pull on hers.
“What time is it, anyway?” I asked.
“Almost 7:00.”
“Korean took that long?”
She ignored the question and turned on the living room lights. “Here,” she beamed. “Look what I got you.” She looked like a little kid at Christmas as she dumped a big bag of clothes on the floor next to me. She picked up a short-sleeved blue-striped dress shirt, a pair of dark gray Dockers slacks, some socks, underwear, a belt, and a stylish light-gray herringbone sports coat. “Usually I know a guy a whole lot better before I go buying him clothes, but that plaid had to go. I guessed at your sizes, so try them on.”
I took one of the shirts and a pair of slacks and rose slowly to my feet. I unbuttoned my shirt, and pulled it off. The next thing I knew, she was standing next to me looking intently at the big bruises on my back and ribs.
“Man, I thought you were bull-shitting me,” she whistled. “You really are all black and blue back there. They did that?” She walked around me for the full view, running her fingers lightly over the bruises.
“Hey,” I winced. They looked worse and hurt a whole lot more than they had in Uncle Ike's and in the nearly twenty-four hours since I acquired them.
“Sorry. The doctor is just checking.” Then she grabbed my hands and looked at the bruises around my wrists. “What's with these? They look kinky.”
“Kinky?”
“Well, you know…” she tried to feign demure.
“Leather straps.“
“Don't you just hate that?” She saw the wad of paper towels stuck to my lower abdomen and her mouth fell open “What the hell is that?” she asked as she took another drink from the beer can, gently pulled the paper towels forward, trying to look underneath.
“Hey!” I pushed her hand aside. “Tinkerton did that with a scalpel. I was strapped naked to an embalming table at the time…”
“Yeah, kinky. Your sex life is your business, but it looks to me that somebody got a little carried away with the moment, didn't he?”
It was my turn to give her a look.
“Okay, I won't go there. But that needs looked at. My aunt's got some first aid things in the cabinet,” she said as she turned and walked away. “So down on the floor, I'll be back.”
“Sandy… “I tried to argue, but she wouldn't hear about it.
She came back with some alcohol, bandages, and a towel to put under me, and handed me the beer. “Drink and scootch your pants down a little.” I looked up at her. “Don't be a child. I'm trying to clean this thing out, not get personal.”
I lay back and did what she said. The alcohol stung but I was surprised at how gentle her fingers were as she worked. Finally, she taped some gauze pads over the cut and stood up. “See all the things I can do?” she said. “Now get up and look at the new clothes.”
“Thank you,” I said sheepishly as I stood up and started to unzip my jeans. She just stood there, so I motioned for her to turn around.
“I have three brothers, you know.”
“Yeah, but I'm not one of them. Now turn around.”
She turned her back to me and looked out the balcony door to the dark city below while I changed behind her.
“Where'd you get all this stuff, I asked.”
“Some men's stores over on Michigan Avenue. Don't worry, I moved fast.”
“You paid cash, didn't you?”
“Cash? Oops. I used plastic. I never thought.”
