“The One-eleventh? Sorry to hear about your last predeployment. You’ve obviously bounced back from being the only Air National Guard wing ever to go non-mission-effective in peacetime.”
Long’s nostrils flared angrily. “Where’d you hear that nonsense?”
“You’re denying it, John? You’re saying it didn’t happen?” Long wisely decided not to say anything. “I worked at the secretary of defense’s office, remember, John? I prepared weekly briefings for SECDEF on each unit’s mission effectiveness. I know everything that happened out in Reno.”
“What happened to my wing in that pre-D had nothing to do with my fliers and everything to do with General McLanahan,” Long retorted. “The fix was in — we were programmed to fail from day one so he could act like he was going to save us, be the big hero, and then snatch us up and drag us off to Tonopah for his big, crazy ideas. We were doing fine before he showed up.”
“Of course. I should know better than to listen to all the things I heard at SECDEF’s office about you guys,” Daren said with an evil smile. “What with all the hotdogging, the accidents, the procedure violations — you guys were in fine shape the whole time. What a relief to know that.”
Long blanched. He didn’t like the idea of his name’s coming up in conversations at the secretary of defense’s office.
“Good thing they had you, John.”
Long’s jaw tightened at that remark, but he didn’t respond. “
“I’m sure you had other wing-command-level decisions to make.”
Long quickly decided to stop the verbal sparring. He wasn’t scoring any points at all. “All right. Well, let’s get you started.
“The mission of the Fifty-first Bomb Squadron is to equip and deploy the EB-1C Vampire bomber for intercontinental strike, anti-ballistic-missile defense, antisatellite operations, and long-range-reconnaissance missions,” Long began. “Your squadron has twelve EB-1C Vampire bombers in the Pit.” Most everyone called the underground hangar complex the “Lair,” which Daren thought sounded much cooler than the “Pit”—it was no surprise to Daren that Long called it something less flattering. “Normally we’re able to keep nine to ten operational and one in training status, but frankly, our maintenance guys need a swift kick in the ass sometimes to keep them up to speed.”
“I used to be a maintenance-group commander,” Daren reminded him. “And I know that no one responds well to ‘a swift kick in the ass,’ especially maintenance techs.”
“You motivate your troops the way you see fit, Colonel,” Long said. “You do whatever it takes to get the job done.”
“Yes, sir,” Daren said. “I see no reason we can’t keep the training birds mission-ready at the same time. We’ll figure out a way.”
“One reason might be the rotary launchers,” Long said. “Since rotary launchers are maintenance-intensive, we generally don’t upload them in the training birds.”
“I’ll have RLs in every bird on the line, training or not, loaded or not,” Daren said. “RLs need to be used. The bearings in those things are designed to rotate twenty thousand pounds of weapons at ten rpms at minus fifty degrees Fahrenheit at up to nine Gs. They like to be exercised frequently, or they get cranky.”
“It puts the squadrons at a great disadvantage if we end up with a broken rotary launcher,” Long said with growing irritation. “We run the risk of going non-mission-ready if a sortie goes down because we can’t use an RL. We will not use them unless absolutely necessary.”
“That’s why they break down, John,” Daren repeated. He noticed that Long bristled when he used his first name, but, hey, screw him — there was an unwritten code about officers of the same rank not calling each other “sir,” even if one was your boss. “If you want RLs that work, you put them in the planes, hook them up to power, hydraulics, and air, fly them, and use them. Every mission. Without fail. From now on.”
“Hey, Colonel, how about we do it
“Whatever you say, John,” Daren responded.
Long gave Mace a warning glare, then, in an effort to defuse the tension between them, said, “In my opinion it’s hard to motivate guys who work eighty feet underground. Why McLanahan chose to build the aircraft shelters underground, I’ll never figure out. For what he spent on that complex, we could’ve fielded five more planes.”
“I did some research on this complex, John,” Daren said. “McLanahan didn’t build it.”
“What? Of course he did. It’s been under construction for the past three years—”
“The big runway and all the high-tech gadgets, yes,” Daren said. “But the underground complex was actually built about
“The crash in Diego Garcia?” Daren asked. “I remember something about it in the news.”
“The mission was a disaster, we were embarrassed, we lost two unmanned drones and nearly lost a B-1 bomber, and we still don’t know exactly what happened,” Long said angrily. “But instead of getting his ass chewed out, characteristically, General McLanahan is treated like the conquering hero. He nearly closed down America’s most important Asian air base and disregarded orders that came from the Pentagon.”
“He saved his plane and his crew,” Daren observed. “Crew prerogative — do whatever it takes to save your people and your aircraft. Who cares if it caused a mess on some ramp in Diego Garcia?”
“General Furness saved the aircraft. It was probably McLanahan who pushed to keep on going with the mission.”
“An operational test is still an operational mission — it just means the unit isn’t mission-ready,” Daren pointed out. “I’m sure the
“Apparently the Pentagon saw it the same way,” Long grumbled. He handed Daren a sheet of paper.
“What’s this?” Daren asked.
“What’s it look like, Colonel? Bold-print malfunction-procedures test. Required before every flight. Closed- book and solo effort. It needs to be one hundred percent correct, word for word, or you don’t fly. Turn it in before you step.”
“I didn’t know there was going to be a test first,” Daren commented softly. He looked at the test — it was twice as long as any bold-print test he ever remembered having to take. “I haven’t had much time to study this stuff yet, John.”
Long eyed the new squadron commander with a look of disgust. “Then maybe you shouldn’t be flying right away, Mace,” he said. “Maybe you need to get into the books a little more.”
Daren did not respond. He
Long shook his head, then shrugged his shoulders. “But the boss wants you flying as soon as possible, so I guess we’re going flying anyway,” he said. “Get together with your instructor pilot and complete the test before you step.”
“You got it.”
“I’ve built a qualification course for you and the other newbies in your squadron. You’ll start the flying phase of that course today.”
“I appreciate that, John, but I think getting