were selling, they’d go into the kitchen to discuss it with their spouse and sometimes never come back. Seriously. I had one couple who went to the kitchen, snuck outside, started up the family car, and left. I was alone in the house with a schnauzer and a glass of ice water they’d poured for me. If they weren’t concerned about me being in the house alone, they certainly didn’t need a security system.
My first call was on Mrs. Mosely, a white-haired lady in her late sixties who lived by herself in a rundown row house, and while I was there she had three neighbors stop in to make sure she was all right. Talk about security. Before I left she asked if she was going to win the hot tub. I told her no.
My cell phone rang while I was driving to the second appointment.
“Skip, I had visitors.”
“The two Cubans?”
“Yeah.”
“You’re sure?”
“The guy with the mouth? The last time I saw a mouth like that it had a hook in it.”
I paused. “ Caddy Shack, Rodney Dangerfield.” I saw most of those movies with him. “Did these guys threaten you?”
“They ordered food. No conversation. I know it was them, and I can’t figure out if they came in to intimidate me or they really don’t know who I am.”
I thought about it. It could have been a coincidence. “James, Sammy’s got a computer in his office. When you get off work, let’s get online and see if we can scare up some information on Rick Fuentes. I’d like to get a whole lot more information on exactly what it is he does.”
“Good thought, Amigo. I’ve got a better one. We still have a truckload of merchandise.”
He was right. His truck was loaded with the belongings and mail of Rick Fuentes.
“I say we unload it, then see if we want to check things out on the Net. Maybe we’ll find out what this guy is up to.”
If you’re knee deep in something, I guess the best thing to do is see what it is you’re knee deep in.
CHAPTER TWENTY-FIVE
G AS AND GROCERY was about three minutes from our pink stucco apartment. I had no idea where Angel lived, but there were very few times I stopped by for a six-pack or cold cuts that Angel wasn’t there. This time I was not disappointed. For all I knew he might have slept in the back room. Actually, that would have been impossible. The squat cement block building wasn’t big enough to have a back room.
“Angel!” He was speaking with a customer in the gravel sixcar parking lot in front. He turned and nodded, his shaved head glistening in the afternoon sun. The man he was talking to ducked his head and quickly walked away, headed up the street.
“Hey, man.” Angel gave me a vacant stare.
Angel was black. Coal black. His sleeveless pullover showed off his bicep tattoos, a marijuana plant on his massive left arm and what probably was the Ethiopian flag on his right arm. I assumed it was the flag because I’d seen pictures of Bob Marley posing with the national flag. Angel’s colors were faded, but the same colors nonetheless.
“Sup?”
“James and I are unloading a truckload of stuff into a storage unit in about an hour. If you’re free-” Angel seemed to be free his entire life, “we’d like you to give us a hand. It’s worth fifty bucks.”
“I thought you didn’t want any money comin’ out of the kitty.”
“There was a little more money than we anticipated.”
“I’m there.”
“I’ll pick you up in about fifteen minutes.
Angel nodded. “Should I bring something for the journey?”
I didn’t know what he had in mind, but the last thing we needed was an illegal substance. Somebody was already running our plates and checking out James and Em. We didn’t need to encourage them.
“No. Thanks anyway. We’ll be by with the truck. Pick you up here?”
He nodded again.
Fifty bucks would save us maybe an hour. I guess the thought of $1,500 for the load and the $5,000 we hoped to be paid by Fuentes was making me feel like I could spare a little of that to shorten the job time.
I drove the green Prism back to the apartment and waited for James. He rolled in ten minutes later, and ten minutes later Angel, James, and I were squeezed into the cab of our one-ton moneymaker, rolling down I-95 to the storage units.
Billboards whizzed by, advertising everything from retirement communities to radio stations.
PALM ESTATES STARTING AT $189,000 Z92! CLASSIC HITS FROM THE ’70S, ’80S AND ’90S
Then there would be a couple of miles of gleaming white shopping malls, factories, and clustered housing developments with small pale houses and orange-tile roofs.
We passed my favorite billboard.
MR. BIDET FOR A CLEAN, HEALTHY TUSHY
Em has one. I mean, she has a bidet. But I assume her tushy is healthy and clean too.
CHAPTER TWENTY-SIX
J AMES WHEELED INTO THE LOT, stopping at the locked gate. I took out the private key that only about 150 other people had, jumped out, and opened the padlock. We pulled in and drove down the dusty gravel drive.
“Which one was it?”
“The one with the crunched side, remember? You ran into it.”
He found it and parked in front.
“Man, would be much easier to unload if you backed it into the opening.” Angel studied the position from inside the truck.
James and I both gave him a frown and he backed down.
We got out and opened the back.
“Let’s keep the mail separate.” I took a box of letters to the side and James and Angel followed.
We started hauling boxes and items to the back of the unit and two hours later we’d reached the front.
James surveyed the rear of the truck, empty now except for Rick Fuentes’s mail. “If we’d get rid of that false wall and the storage space, we could haul a lot more.”
“Let’s get this finished and we’ll consider it.” I pulled the unit door shut.
“Guy had a lot of stuff.” Angel wiped his brow.
“Stuff.” James smiled.
“We’ve still got his mail.” I leaned against the building, catching my breath. Too many beers and fast-food joints.
James drew a deep breath. “Hey, bro, we had reason to open the man’s mail the last time.”
“You think? We had a package that was leaking blood.”
“Then I say we have more reason than ever to open it now.”
“Okay. But only if it looks like it’s pertinent to the situation.”
“What’s the situation?” Angel was in the dark.
“Long story, Angel. Why don’t you take a breather in the cab and Skip and I will sort this stuff out. Okay?”
He gave us a frown, studying the situation for a moment. Then he nodded. “No problem.” I think he relished the idea. Maybe catch a little nap before his night of whatever. Angel got into the truck and rolled the window down and watched us.
