The Rivet in Grandfather's Neck. A Comedy of Limitations

her. He did not find the prospect exhilarating.

Then, as he came up the orderly graveled walk, he heard, issuing from the little vine-covered summer-house, a loud voice. It was a man's voice, and its tones were angry.

'No! no!' the man was saying; 'I'll agree to no such nonsense, I tell you! What do you think I am?'

'I think you are a jackass-fool,' Miss Stapylton said, crisply, 'and a fortune-hunter, and a sot, and a travesty, and a whole heap of other things I haven't, as yet had time to look up in the dictionary. And I think—I think you call yourself an English gentleman? Well, all I have to say is God pity England if her gentlemen are of your stamp! There isn't a costermonger in all Whitechapel who would dare talk to me as you've done! I would like to snatch you bald- headed, I would like to kill you—And do you think, now, if you were the very last man left in all the world that I would—No, don't you try to answer me, for I don't wish to hear a single word you have to say. Oh, oh! how dare you!'

'Well, I've had provocation enough,' the man's voice retorted, sullenly. 'Perhaps, I have cut up a bit rough, Patricia, but, then, you've been talkin' like a fool, you know. But what's the odds? Let's kiss and make up, old girl.'

'Don't touch me!' she panted; 'ah, don't you dare!'

'You little devil! you infernal little vixen? You'll jilt me, will you?'

'Let me go!' the girl cried, sharply. Rudolph Musgrave went into the summer-house.

The man Colonel Musgrave found there was big and loose-jointed, with traces of puffiness about his face. He had wheat-colored hair and weakish-looking, pale blue eyes. One of his arms was about Miss Stapylton, but he released her now, and blinked at Rudolph Musgrave.

'And who are you, pray?' he demanded, querulously. 'What do you want, anyhow? What do you mean by sneakin' in here and tappin' on a fellow's shoulder—like a damn' woodpecker, by Jove! I don't know you.'

There was in Colonel Musgrave's voice a curious tremor, when he spoke; but to the eye he was unruffled, even faintly amused.

'I am the owner of this garden,' he enunciated, with leisurely distinctness, 'and it is not my custom to permit gentlewomen to be insulted in it. So I am afraid I must ask you to leave it.'

'Now, see here,' the man blustered, weakly, 'we don't want any heroics, you know. See here, you're her cousin, ain't you? By God, I'll leave it to you, you know! She's treated me badly, don't you understand. She's a jilt, you know. She's playin' fast and loose——'

He never got any further, for at this point Rudolph Musgrave took him by the coat-collar and half-dragged, half-pushed him through the garden, shaking him occasionally with a quiet emphasis. The colonel was angry, and it was a matter of utter indifference to him that they were trampling over flower-beds, and leaving havoc in their rear.

But when they had reached the side-entrance, he paused and opened it, and then shoved his companion into an open field, where a number of cows, fresh from the evening milking, regarded them with incurious eyes. It was very quiet here, save for the occasional jangle of the cow-bells and the far-off fifing of frogs in the marsh below.

'It would have been impossible, of course,' said Colonel Musgrave, 'for me to have offered you any personal violence as long as you were, in a manner, a guest of mine. This field, however, is the property of Judge Willoughby, and here I feel at liberty to thrash you.'

Then he thrashed the man who had annoyed Patricia Stapylton.

That thrashing was, in its way, a masterpiece. There was a certain conscientiousness about it, a certain thoroughness of execution—a certain plodding and painstaking carefulness, in a word, such as is possible only to those who have spent years in guiding fat-witted tourists among the antiquities of the Lichfield Historical Association.

'You ought to exercise more,' Rudolph Musgrave admonished his victim, when he had ended. 'You are entirely too flabby now, you know. That path yonder will take you to the hotel, where, I imagine, you are staying. There is a train leaving Lichfield at six-fifteen, and if I were you, I would be very careful not to miss that train. Good-evening. I am sorry to have been compelled to thrash you, but I must admit I have enjoyed it exceedingly.'

Then he went back into the garden. 

V

In the shadow of a white lilac-bush, Colonel Musgrave paused with an awed face.

'Good Lord!' said he, aghast at the notion; 'what would Agatha say if she knew I had been fighting like a drunken truck-driver! Or, rather, what would she refrain from saying! Only, she wouldn't believe it of me. And, for the matter of that,' Rudolph Musgrave continued, after a moment's reflection, 'I wouldn't have believed it of myself a week ago. I think I am changing, somehow. A week ago I would have fetched in the police and sworn out a warrant; and, if the weather had been as damp as it is, I would have waited to put on my rubbers before I would have done that much.' 

VI

He found her still in the summer-house, expectant of him, it seemed, her lips parted, her eyes glowing. Rudolph Musgrave, looking down into twin vivid depths, for a breathing-space, found time to rejoice that he had refused to liken them to stars. Stars, forsooth!—and, pray, what paltry sun, what irresponsible comet, what pallid, clinkered satellite, might boast a purple splendor such as this? For all asterial scintillations, at best, had but a clap- trap glitter; whereas the glow of Patricia's eyes was a matter worthy of really serious attention.

'What have you done with him, Olaf?' the girl breathed, quickly.

'I reasoned with him,' said Colonel Musgrave. 'Oh, I found him quite amenable to logic. He is leaving Lichfield this evening, I think.'

Thereupon Miss Stapylton began to laugh. 'Yes,' said she, 'you must have remonstrated very feelingly. Your tie's all crooked, Olaf dear, and your hair's all rumpled, and there's dust all over your coat. You would disgrace a rag-bag. Oh, I'm glad you reasoned—that way! It wasn't dignified, but it was dear of you, Olaf. Pevensey's a beast.'

He caught his breath at this. 'Pevensey!' he stammered; 'the Earl of Pevensey!—the man you are going to marry!' 

'Dear me, no!' Miss Stapylton answered, with utmost unconcern; 'I would sooner marry a toad. Why, didn't you know, Olaf? I thought, of course, you knew you had been introducing athletics and better manners among the peerage! That sounds like a bill in the House of Commons, doesn't it?' Then Miss Stapylton laughed again, and appeared to be in a state of agreeable, though somewhat nervous, elation. 'I wrote to him two days ago,' she afterward explained, 'breaking off the engagement. So he came down at once and was very nasty about it.'

'You—you have broken your engagement,' he echoed, dully; and continued, with a certain deficiency of finesse, 'But I thought you wanted to be a countess?'

'Oh, you boor, you vulgarian!' the girl cried, 'Oh, you do put things so crudely, Olaf! You are hopeless.'

She shook an admonitory forefinger in his direction, and pouted in the most dangerous fashion.

'But he always seemed so nice,' she reflected, with puckered brows, 'until to-day, you know. I thought he would be eminently suitable. I liked him tremendously until—' and here, a wonderful, tender change came into her face, a wistful quaver woke in her voice—'until I found there was some one else I liked better.'

'Ah!' said Rudolph Musgrave.

So, that was it—yes, that was it! Her head was bowed now—her glorious, proud little head,—and she sat silent, an abashed heap of fluffy frills and ruffles, a tiny bundle of vaporous ruchings and filmy tucks and suchlike vanities, in the green dusk of the summer-house.

But he knew. He had seen her face grave and tender in the twilight, and he knew.