'Stevie Rae,' I finally managed. 'Did you just crawl up the side of the dorm?'
'Yep!' She grinned at me, nodding her head so that her short blond curls bounced around like a crazed cheerleader's. 'Cool, huh? It's like I'm a part of the stones that the building's made of, and I get all weightless, and, well, here I am.' She held out her hands.
'Like Dracula,' I said, and knew I'd spoken my thought out loud only when Stevie Rae frowned and said, 'What's like Dracula?'
I sat down heavily on the end of my bed. 'In the book,
'Oh, yeah, I can do that. When you said 'like Dracula,' I thought you meant I looked like Dracula—all kinda creepy and pale with bad hair and those long, nasty fingernails. That's not what you meant, was it?'
'No, you look great, actually.' I was definitely telling her the truth. Stevie Rae did look great, especially compared to how she'd been looking (and acting and smelling) the past month. She looked like Stevie Rae again,
And the Goddess had, but during that healing process, it seemed like Aphrodite had had to die to save Stevie Rae's humanity. Thankfully, that hadn't been true. Instead of dying, Aphrodite's Mark had disappeared as Stevie Rae's Mark had miraculously been colored in and expanded, showing that she had completed her Change into vampyre. Except to add to the general confusion, Stevie Rae's tattoo hadn't appeared in the traditional color of sapphire, as all adult vampyre Marks are colored. Stevie Rae's Mark was bright scarlet—the color of new blood.
'Uh, hello. Earth to Zoey. Anybody home in there?' Aphrodite's smart-alecky voice cut through my mental babble. 'Better check your BFF. She's kinda losing it.'
I blinked. Even though I'd been gawking at Stevie Rae, I hadn't been
'Oh, honey, I'm sorry.' I hurried to her and gave Stevie Rae a hug. 'It must be hard for you to be back here.' She felt stiff and odd in my arms, and I pulled away a little so that I could look at her.
The expression on her face chilled my blood. The teary-eyed shock had been replaced by anger. I wondered for an instant why her anger looked familiar—Stevie Rae rarely got pissed. And then I realized what I was recognizing. Stevie Rae looked like she had
'Stevie Rae? What's wrong?'
'Where's my stuff?' Her voice, like her face, was just plain mean.
'Honey,' I said gently. 'The vamps take a fledgling's stuff away when she, uh, dies.'
Stevie Rae turned narrowed eyes on me. 'I'm not dead.'
Aphrodite moved so that she was standing beside me. 'Hey, don't get all mental on us. The vamps think you're dead, remember?'
'But don't worry,' I said quickly. 'I made them give me back a bunch of your things. And I know where the rest of your stuff is. I can get it all back if you want it.'
And just like that, the meanness vanished and I was looking at my best friend again. 'Even my lamp made outta a cowboy boot?'
'Even that,' I said, smiling at her. Hell, I'd be pissed, too, if someone had taken all my stuff.
Aphrodite said, 'You'd think if someone died, at least their shitty non-fashion fashion sense would change. But no. Your bad taste is fucking immortal.'
'Aphrodite,' Stevie Rae told her firmly, 'you really should be nicer.'
'And I say
'Mary Poppins was British. Which means she wasn't countrified,' Stevie Rae said smugly.
Stevie Rae sounded so much like her old self that I gave a little happy shout and threw my arms around her again. 'I'm so darn glad to see you! You're really okay now, aren't you?'
'Kinda different, but okay,' Stevie Rae said, hugging me back.
I felt an amazing wash of relief that drowned out the
'Zoey, you really gotta start paying attention to the stuff that's going on around you,' Aphrodite said. 'I walked through the front gate. The alarm's down, which I imagine makes sense. I mean, I got the same school notification call on my cell about winter break being over I bet everyone else who was away from campus got. Neferet had to unzap this place or she'd go insane dealing with all the alarms the returning students would set off, not to mention the zillions of delicious Sons of Erebus who are descending on this place like yummy presents for us students.'
'Don't you mean all the alarms would make Neferet go
'Yes, Neferet is definitely batshit crazy,' Aphrodite said, for an instant in complete agreement with Stevie Rae. 'Anyway, the alarm's gone, even for humans.'
'Huh? Even for humans? How do you know that?' I asked.
Aphrodite sighed, and with a weirdly slow motion–like movement, she brought the back of her hand up and wiped it across her forehead, causing the outline of the crescent moon to smear and partially rub off.
I gasped. 'Oh, god, Aphrodite! You're . . .' My words sputtered out as my mouth refused to say it.
'Human,' Aphrodite supplied for me in a flat, cold voice.
'How? I mean, are you sure?'
'I'm sure. Damn sure,' she said.
'Uh, Aphrodite, even though you're human, you're definitely not a
'What does that mean?' I asked.
Aphrodite shrugged. 'Doesn't mean shit to me.'
Stevie Rae sighed. 'You know, you're lucky you turned into a human and not a wooden boy, 'cause with all the lying you're doin', your nose would be like a mile long.'
Aphrodite shook her head in disgust. 'Again with the bad G-rated movie analogy. I don't know why I couldn't have just died and gone to hell. At least I wouldn't be bombarded with Disney there.'
'Would you just tell me what the hell's going on?' I said.
'Better explain it to her. She's almost cussing,' Aphrodite said snidely.
'You're so hateful. I should have eaten you when I was dead,' Stevie Rae said.
'You should have eaten your countrified mom when you were dead,' Aphrodite said, bowing up like she thought she was black. 'No wonder Zoey needs a new BFF. You're totally a Pollyanna pain in the ass.'
'Zoey does
Feeling like my head was going to explode, I stepped between them. 'Aphrodite, stop messing with Stevie Rae!'
'Then you better check your friend.' Aphrodite walked to the mirror that was over my sink, grabbed a