Aphrodite’s eyes narrowed and she slapped her hand against the tabletop. “That’s it, new kid. I have been through too much battle-against-Darkness crap to put up with your mouth
“Hey, y’all! ‘Mornin’!” she said around a big yawn. “Man, I’m tired. Is there any Mountain Dew left in the fridge?”
“Oh, for shit’s sake, it’s not morning. It’s sunset. And why the hell is everybody awake?” Aphrodite threw up her hands.
Stevie Rae frowned at her. “It’s polite to say mornin’ to people, even if it’s not technically correct. And I like to be up early. There’s nothin’ wrong with that.”
“He’s a bird!” Aphrodite said, pouring herself some more champagne.
“Are you drinkin’ already?” Stevie Rae asked.
“Yes. Who are you? A bumpkin version of my mom?”
“No, if I was any version of your momma I’d be okay with you drinkin’ your breakfast, ’cause your momma is seriously messed up.” Stevie Rae put the can of Mountain Dew back in the fridge. “And now that I think about it, drinkin’ pop for breakfast probably isn’t a great idea, either. I’ll bet there’s some Lucky Charms around here somewhere.”
“They’re magically delicious,” Shaylin said. “And if you find them I’ll have some, too.”
“Count Chocula.” Since it didn’t look like Aphrodite was going to kill anyone (at that moment) my voice was working again. “If you see a box of that, I’ll take it.”
“What the hell’s wrong with mimosas?” Aphrodite was saying. “Orange juice is for breakfast.”
“What about the champagne part? That’s alcohol,” Stevie Rae said.
“It’s pink Veuve Clicquot. That means it’s
“Do you really believe that?” Shaylin asked.
Looking at me and pointedly ignoring Shaylin, Aphrodite said, “Why is it speaking to me?”
“I have a headache, and we haven’t even left for school yet,” I told Aphrodite.
“The stables almost burned down and our High Priestess was outed for being a murderous demi-goddess. I think we can all miss school today,” Aphrodite said.
“Nuh uh,” Stevie Rae said. “We
That even shut up Aphrodite. She continued to drink while Stevie Rae poured herself and Shaylin some Lucky Charms (which is a lesser cereal than Count Chocula, even though it does have marshmallows), and we all just looked generally gloomy.
“I’m gonna miss Dragon,” I said. “But it’s really cool that he’s with Anastasia again. And the Otherworld is awesome. Really.”
“You got to actually see them reunited, didn’t you?” Shaylin asked, wide-eyed.
“We all did,” I said, smiling.
“It was beautiful,” Stevie Rae said, sniffling and wiping her eyes.
“Yeah,” Aphrodite said softly.
Shaylin cleared her throat. “Look, Aphrodite, I didn’t mean to sound so bitchy before. What I said was wrong. I shouldn’t use my gift like that. You do have a flickery yellow light inside your moonlight light, but that’s not because you’re going to blow out. It’s part of your uniqueness—your warmth. Here’s the truth—it’s small and hidden, because you keep how warm and good you really are hidden most of the time. But that doesn’t change that it’s still there. So, I’m sorry.”
Aphrodite turned cool blue eyes to Shaylin and said, “It puts the lotion in the bucket.”
“Oh, boy,” I said. “Aphrodite, just drink your breakfast. Shaylin, that’s a good example of what you and I were talking about before. I don’t question your gift. I don’t doubt it. I do have an issue with your judgment in deciphering it.”
“I deciphered it perfectly,” Shaylin said, sounding upset and defensive. “But Aphrodite pissed me off. So I messed up. I said I was sorry.”
“Apology not accepted,” Aphrodite said, and turned her back on Shaylin.
Which was when Damien came rushing into the room, holding his iPad and looking more disheveled than he usually looked when he emerged from what he liked to call his beauty rejuvenation period. He hurried straight to me, lifted his iPad, and said. “You guys have to watch this!”
I was only mildly curious at first as I saw the Fox 23 evening news anchor, the totally to-die-for gorgeous Chera Kimiko talking. We hearted us some Chera. Not only was she vampyre-level beautiful, but she was actually a real person, versus the usual plastic talking heads news anchor types.
Aphrodite peeked over my shoulder at Damien’s iPad. “Kimiko is classic. I’ll never forget that time she spit out her gum right in the middle of the news. I thought my dad was gonna shit kittens because—”
“Chera’s great, but this is
CHAPTER SIX
We all huddled around Damien’s iPad. He pressed play and the Fox 23 video began. Along the bottom of the screen blazed the caption:
A stupid commercial came up and while Damien tried to skip it I said, “The picture looks like she’s someplace downtown.”
“It’s the lobby of the Mayo,” Aphrodite said dryly. “And that’s my dad standing behind her.”
“Ohmy
“And some of the city council. Those are the rest of the suits with him,” Aphrodite said.
Then the video started to play and we all shut up and gawked.
“She’s so full of shit,” Aphrodite said.
“Shhh!” the rest of us shushed her.
Stevie Rae made gagging noises. I kept shaking my head back and forth in disbelief.