'I suppose so,' agreed the Saint gravely.
'Lots of things,' repeated the thin fair-haired man, apparently addressing the tablecloth.
'For instance,' said the fat fruity man thoughtfully, 'I've never been able to make out why everybody in America seems to be so frightened of gangsters. If any of them tried to do their stuff over here, I'm sure that would be very dangerous . . . for them.'
The big unshaven man struck a match.
'Wouldn't stand an earthly, would they, Major? I don't know how the police would react to it; but personally I wouldn't have any compunction about tying 'em to a rock at low tide and leaving 'em there.'
'Nor would I,' echoed the one with the fair hair, to his audience of bread-crumbs.
'Serve them right if we did it,' said the grey moustache clearly. 'I haven't any sympathy for common thugs who try to shove their noses into other people's business.'
Not even Mr. Uniatz's most ardent admirers, if he ever had any, could fairly have flattered him on his lightning grasp of conversational trends; but he had a definite talent for assimilating a simple idea if it was pushed under his nose several times in a sufficient variety of ways. Even then, he was still far from knowing exactly what was going on; but it was dimly percolating into the misty twilight of what for want of a better word must be loosely termed his mind (a) that the four men at the other table were saying something uncomplimentary, and (b) that their attitude included some general disparagement of the manners and customs of his native land. It would be untrue to suggest that he knew the meaning of more than half of these words, hut they would have served to convey a fairly accurate description of his psychic impressions if he had known them. It was also a matter of elementary knowledge to him that a guy does not get uncomplimentary to another guy without he is prepared to shoot his best insults out of a rod; and that was a stage of the proceedings at which Mr. Uniatz could make up a lot of lost ground in the way of repartee. He began to grope frowningly around his hip, but Simon kicked him under the table and smiled.
'You do sound bloodthirsty,' he murmured.
The bald fruity man got up. Standing on his feet, he looked big and solid in spite of his rich complexion and extensive waist-line.
'Oh, no. Not particularly bloodthirsty. Just four old soldiers who got used to being shot at quite a long while ago. I really don't think we'd be the best people for any gangsters to pick on-some of them would certainly get hurt. It's worth thinking about, anyway!'
A waitress came in with the next course of the Saint's dinner. She went over and whispered something to the grey-moustached man, who dropped his pince-nez and spoke in an undertone to the fair-haired man with the receding chin. The other two looked at them as they got up.
'You must excuse us,' said the grey moustache, rather abruptly.
He went out, and the others followed him after a second's hesitation. Hoppy Uniatz stared at the closing door blankly- he was experiencing some of the sensations of an early Christian who, having braced himself for a slap-up martyrdom, has been rudely sniffed at by a lion and then left high and dry in the middle of the arena. Coming on top of the other incomprehensible things that had happened to him since he arrived there, this was not soothing. He turned to the Saint with a rough sketch of these complex emotions working itself out on his face.
'Boss,' he said awkwardly, 'dis place makes me noivous.'
IV Simon Templar chuckled, and probed a tentative fork into the section of warm rawhide crowned with a wodge of repulsive green mash which was apparently the local interpretation of Leg de Mouton under the influence of spinach. 'I can't imagine it, Hoppy,' he said.
Mr. Uniatz's frown deepened.
'Ja see dose guys take a run-out powder on us?' he demanded, starting methodically at the beginning. 'They do seem to have breezed on.'
'Maybe dey see me goin' for my Betsy,' said Mr. Uniatz, passing on to the more nebulous realms of theory. 'They could hardly have helped it.'
'Well, where dey t'ink dey get off pullin' dat stuff an' beatin' it before we say anyt'ing?' The Saint grinned.
'I think we can say we've been very politely warned off. In fact, I don't think I've ever seen it done in a more classical style-those birds must have been reading the smoothest detective stories. How's your spinach? Mine tastes as if they'd been mowing the lawn this afternoon.'
He struggled through as much more of the meal as his stomach would endure, and lighted a cigarette. Mr. Uniatz was finished some time before him-Hoppy's calloused maw would have engulfed a plateful of live toads dressed with thistles and woodpulp without noticing anything extraordinary about the menu, even in normal times, and when he was worried he was even less likely to observe what he was eating. Simon pushed back his chair and stood up cheerfully. 'Let's take a walk,' he said. Mr. Uniatz licked his lips yearningly. 'I could just do wit' a drink, boss.'
'Afterwards,' said the Saint inexorably. 'I want to look over the lie of the land.'
There was no sign of the four genial diners when they went out, nor of the unpleasant ginger-haired man who had been foolish. A couple of obvious local inhabitants were poring over tankards of beer in the bar parlour off the hall- Simon caught a mere glimpse of them as he went by, but he did not see Martin Jeffroll, and there was nothing visible or audible to suggest that anything worth the attention of a modern buccaneer had happened there for the last two hundred years.
He got into his car and drove it round to the garage, a ramshackle shed dumped inartistically on to the north wall of the inn. It had never been designed to give a comfortable berth to cars of the Hirondel's extravagantly rakish proportions, and there was a big grey lorry parked along one side which forced the Saint to go through some complicated manoeuvres before he could get in. He managed to squeeze himself into the available space with some accompaniment of bad language, and rejoined Hoppy on the road.
'We'll go down to the waterfront and smell some ozone.' There was a rough grey stone promenade where the lowest houses straggled along the edge of the bay, and at one end of the village a similar stone causeway sloped down from it and ran out for some distance along the edge of the channel through which the river found its way seawards through the mud. Apparently it had been laid out at some time to give easier access to the boats moored in the channel at low tide. The usual fishing village's collection of miscellaneous hardy craft was scattered out
