The Trinity Game

the preacher. They left here heading south.”

It cooled off some as evening fell. Pat Wahlquist made a crawfish boil, and they ate outdoors, piles of spicy crawdads and corncobs spread before them on newspapers covering the picnic table in the backyard. Half the yard was fenced off into a pen, about twenty feet square, ten feet tall, chain-link stretched over a steel pipe frame, even covering the top. Inside the fence, a doghouse, a soccer ball, an old tire, and some chew-toy made of knotted yellow rope.

“Edgar’s playpen,” said Pat, scratching his coonhound’s ear. A handsome dog, splotches of black and white, with expressive brown eyebrows. Pat put a crawdad tail between his puckered lips, pushed his face forward, and Edgar gently took the crawdad with his teeth and ate it. “Who’s my spoiled puppy?” Pat baby-talked. “Who’s my baby?” Edgar licked him square on the mouth, then turned in a circle and lay at his master’s feet. A nickel-plated .12-guage pump-action Mossberg leaned against Pat’s leg on the other side.

Daniel broke open another crawfish, sucked the head, dropped it in the communal pail in the middle of the table, and drank some sweet tea. He looked up and was startled yet again by Trinity’s new look.

Trinity had resisted the idea, but Pat assured him that it would wash out, so he’d reluctantly taken the bottle and dyed his hair brown. Daniel had given Pat the Reader’s Digest version of their journey and told him the goal was to get Trinity into the French Quarter to see a woman, and back out again. The silver mane was Trinity’s most identifiable feature, so it had to go. Pat had lent them some clothes, shown them to a guest room with double beds, and they’d freshened up while he made dinner.

With the dye job, Trinity more resembled the man Daniel lived with as a boy, and the effect on Daniel was almost surreal. Not altogether unpleasant, but profoundly strange, like he’d become unstuck in time, like Billy Pilgrim in that great Vonnegut novel Daniel loved as a teenager.

Daniel ate one more crawdad and, realizing how full he was, declared it his last.

“Make more sense for you guys to stay here,” said Pat, his tone signaling a return to the business at hand. “I can go and get the woman, bring her to you.”

“No way,” said Trinity. “I’m telling you, it was a vision, me standing in front of her place. A vision. I have to go there.”

Edgar sprang up, cocked his head at the waterline, and said, “Woof.” His attention was focused just to the right of the dock, to the right of Pat’s aluminum airboat, where the wake of a gator moved steadily toward shore.

“Stay,” said Pat, and in one fluid motion, he stood and swept the shotgun into position, pumping a round into the chamber as he walked forward. He stopped about six feet from the water. The gator stopped about the same distance in the water, its snout and eyes just above the surface. They stared each other down.

“Keep comin’ and your new name’s gonna be Handbag,” Pat told the gator. After a few seconds, the gator turned away and glided on down the bayou. “Tell your friends,” Pat called after him. He clicked the safety back on, returned to the table. “Tim, I’m agnostic about the metaphysics of your predicament,” he said. “Maybe you’ve been touched by God, maybe you’ve just gone batshit crazy. Not my area of expertise. My area of expertise is thwarting bad guys, and I’m telling you, it’s poor tactics to go there if you don’t have to.”

“Not negotiable,” said Trinity.

Pat looked to Daniel for help.

Daniel shrugged. “What can I say? That’s the vision he had.”

“All right, be that way.” Pat turned to Trinity. “Can I assume that your vision doesn’t prohibit me coming along to help protect you?”

Trinity smiled, started to speak.

“No,” Daniel interrupted. “Pat, I didn’t ask you—”

“Fuck off, man,” said Pat. “I’d have been dead four years ago if not for you. So as long as it’s OK with the Amazing Kreskin over here, I’m in.”

After a few seconds Daniel said, “Fine. Thank you.”

“Don’t thank me.”

The bedside clock glowed 1:30. Tim Trinity still couldn’t sleep. Daniel’s snoring, while quiet by snoring standards, wasn’t helping any. And there was the anarchic symphony of frogs and crickets and God knows how many other nocturnal swamp critters, just outside the window screen. Trinity stood, tiptoed to the door, and slipped out into the hallway. Light from the kitchen spilled into the hallway, enough so he could make his way along, the smell of coffee getting stronger as he went.

Pat sat at the kitchen table. The mug in his hand bore a US NAVY SEALS crest. Spread on the table, a street map of the downtown New Orleans, red marker lines indicating routes in and out of the French Quarter. On top of the map, a John le Carre novel.

“Can’t sleep,” said Trinity. Pat gestured to the chair across, and he sat. “Got any bourbon?”

Pat shook his head. “I don’t drink.”

“Really?”

“Never touch it.”

“Now I have seen everything.” Trinity chuckled. “A tee-totaling mercenary. Amazing.”

Pat smiled. “If it helps my badass credentials, I do smoke a little reefer from time to time. Alcohol just doesn’t agree with me.” He stood and took his mug to the coffee maker. “Speaking of drugs, you want a cup? Or tea.”

“What the hell, I’ll take coffee, I’m not sleeping anyway,” said Trinity. “Black, one sugar.”

Pat filled a purple and gold LSU mug and handed it to Trinity as he sat.

Trinity sipped the coffee. It was strong and had chicory in it and tasted like home. “I’m guessing you don’t believe in all this,” he said. “I mean, that what’s happening to me is coming from God.”

“You’re assuming I even believe in God. I’ve been all around the world, and all I’ve seen are reasons not to believe. Still keeping an eye out for him, mind you. But...”

“I don’t know how you do it,” said Trinity. “I’m not judging, I just don’t understand. You kill people for a living. I can see how you could do that in service of a larger belief…but if you don’t believe in anything…”

“I’m not a nihilist,” said Pat. “I protect people for a living, and I kill anyone who makes an attempt on my clients. Sometimes the client is trying to change his government, other times the client is a government. Or there is no viable government, and I’m in the middle of a civil war. I don’t care which, so long as the client’s goal meets my criteria. Free and fair elections in a democracy limited by a constitution that caps the power of the state and protects dissent. That’s what I believe in.”

“That’s gotta limit your job opportunities.”

“It surely does,” said Pat with a smile. “But I’m very expensive, so I can be choosy.”

“And that’s it, that’s your criteria?”

“Hey, it’s the American ideal. I’ve been around enough to know we don’t live up to it, but it should always be our aim. See, I don’t need God to tell me about basic human rights. Reason does the job just fine.”

“Thin line between reason and rationalization,” said Trinity. “People step over it all the time.”

“True ’nuff,” said Pat. He sipped his coffee. “Look, man, I grew up in these swamps. Both my grandfathers were Cajun Catholics, one grandma was a Choctaw Indian, the other a half-black half-Indian who practiced a kind of swamp spiritualism somewhat akin to Hoodoo. They were all believers, and you know what belief did for them? It helped them accept their lot in life. Thing is, their lot in life was getting shit on by the ruling class. To me, that’s what religion is. A philosophy of coping. It may bring comfort to the dispossessed, but comfort isn’t good for the dispossessed. The dispossessed need to stay pissed off so things can change for the better.”

Trinity hadn’t intended to hit a nerve. He raised his hands in mock surrender and sent Pat a friendly smile. “Well, I haven’t been a believer very long myself. Preaching was always just a grift for me.”