'This enthusiasm for work is something new,' I commented.
'H'm!' said Colonel Race. 'His idea is, I think, to give her sufficient work to chain her to her typewriter in her own compartment for the rest of the day.'
I laughed. Then, followed by the other two, I sought out Sir Eustace. He was striding up and down the circumscribed space, hurling a flood of words at the unfortunate secretary whom I now saw for the first time. A tall, square woman in drab clothing, with pince-nez and an efficient air. I judged that she was finding it difficult to keep pace with Sir Eustace, for her pencil was flying along, and she was frowning horribly.
I stepped into the compartment 'Come aboard, sir,' I said saucily.
Sir Eustace paused dead in the middle of a complicated sentence on the labour situation, and stared at me. Miss Pettigrew must be a nervous creature, in spite of her efficient air, for she jumped as though she had been shot.
'God bless my soul!' ejaculated Sir Eustace. 'What about the young man in Durban ?'
'I prefer you,' I said softly.
'Darling,' said Sir Eustace. 'You can start holding my hand at once.'
Miss Pettigrew coughed, and Sir Eustace hastily withdrew his hand.
'Ah, yes,' he said. 'Let me see, where were we? Yes. Tyiman Roos, in his speech at — What's the matter? Why aren't you taking it down?'
'I think,' said Colonel Race gently, 'that Miss Pettigrew has broken her pencil.'
He took it from her and sharpened it. Sir Eustace stared, and so did I. There was something in Colonel Race's tone that I did not quite understand.
Chapter 22
(Extract from the diary of Sir Eustace Pedler)
I am inclined to abandon my Reminiscences. Instead, I shall write a short article entitled 'Secretaries I have had.' As regards secretaries, I seem to have fallen under a blight. At one minute I have no secretaries, at another I have too many. At the present minute I am journeying to Rhodesia with a pack of women. Race goes off with the two best-looking, of course, and leaves me with the dud. That is what always happens to me — and, after all, this is my private car, not Race's.
Also Anne Beddingfield is accompanying me to Rhodesia on the pretext of being my temporary secretary. But all this afternoon she has been out on the observation platform with Race exclaiming at the beauty of the Hex River Pass. It is true that I told her her principal duty would be to hold my hand. But she isn't even doing that. Perhaps she is afraid of Miss Pettigrew. I don't blame her if so. There is nothing attractive about Miss Pettigrew — she is a repellent female with large feet, more like a man than a woman.
There is something very mysterious about Anne Beddingfield. She jumped on board the train at the last minute, puffing like a steam engine, for all the world as though she'd been running a race — and yet Pagett told me that he'd seen her off to Durban last night! Either Pagett has been drinking again or else the girl must have an astral body.
And she never explains. Nobody ever explains. Yes, 'Secretaries I have had.' No. 1, a murderer fleeing from justice. No. 2, a secret drinker who carries on disreputable intrigues in Italy . No. 3, a beautiful girl who possesses the useful faculty of being in two places at once. No. 4, Miss Pettigrew, who, I have no doubt, is really a particularly dangerous crook in disguise! Probably one of Pagett's Italian friends that he has palmed off on me. I shouldn't wonder if the world found some day that it had been grossly deceived by Pagett. On the whole, I think Rayburn was the best of the bunch. He never worried me or got in my way. Guy Pagett has had the impertinence to have the stationery trunk put in here. None of us can move without falling over it.
I went out on the observation platform just now, expecting my appearance to be greeted with hails of delight. Both the women were listening spellbound to one of Race's traveller's tales. I shall label this car — not 'Sir Eustace Pedler and Party,' but 'Colonel Race and Harem.'
Then Mrs. Blair must needs begin taking silly photographs. Every time we went round a particularly appalling curve, as we climbed higher and higher, she snapped at the engine.
'You see the point,' she cried delightedly. 'It must be some curve if you can photograph the front part of the train from the back, and with the mountain background it will look awfully dangerous.'
I pointed out to her that no one could possibly tell it had been taken from the back of the train. She looked at me pityingly.
'I shall write underneath it. 'Taken from the train. Engine going round a curve'.'
'You could write that under any snapshot of a train,' I said. Women never think of these simple things.
'I'm glad we've come up here in daylight,' cried Anne Beddingfield. 'I shouldn't have seen this if I'd gone last night to Durban , should I?'
'No,' said Colonel Race, smiling. 'You'd have woken up tomorrow morning to find yourself in the Karoo , a hot, dusty desert of stones and rocks.'
'I'm glad I changed my mind,' said Anne, sighing contentedly, and looking round.
It was rather a wonderful sight. The great mountains all around, through which we turned and twisted and laboured ever steadily upwards.
'Is this the best train in the day to Rhodesia ?' asked Anne Beddingfield.
'In the day?' laughed Race. 'Why, my dear Miss Anne, there are only three trains a week. Mondays, Wednesdays, and Saturdays. Do you realize that you don't arrive at the Falls until Saturday next?'
'How well we shall know each other by that time!' said Mrs. Blair maliciously. 'How long are you going to stay at the Falls, Sir Eustace?'
'That depends,' I said cautiously. 'On what?'
'On how things go at Johannesburg . My original idea was to stay a couple of days or so at the Falls — which I've never seen, though this is my third visit to Africa — and then go on to Jo'burg and study the conditions of things on the Rand. At home, you know, I pose as being an authority on South African politics. But from all I hear, Jo'burg will be a particularly unpleasant place to visit in about a week's time. I don't want to study conditions in the midst of a raging revolution.'
Race smiled in a rather superior manner.
'I think your fears are exaggerated, Sir Eustace. There will be no great danger in Jo'burg.'
The women immediately looked at him in the 'What a brave hero you are' manner. It annoyed me intensely. I am every bit as brave as Race –but I lack the figure. These long, lean, brown men have it all their own way.
'I suppose you'll be there,' I said coldly. 'Very possibly. We might travel together.'
'I'm not sure that I shan't stay on at the Falls a bit,' I answered noncommittally. Why is Race so anxious that I should go to Jo'burg. He's got his eye on Anne, I believe. 'What are your plans. Miss Anne?'
'That depends,' she replied demurely, copying me. 'I thought you were my secretary,' I objected.
'Oh, but I've been cut out. You've been holding Miss Pettigrew's hand all the afternoon.'
'Whatever I've been doing, I can swear I've not been doing that,' I assured her.
Thursday night.
We have just left Kimberley . Race was made to tell the story of the diamond robbery all over again. Why are women so excited by anything to do with diamonds?
At last Anne Beddingfield has shed her veil of mystery. It seems that she's a newspaper correspondent She sent an immense cable from De Aar this morning. To judge by the jabbering that went on nearly all night in Mrs. Blair's cabin, she must have been reading aloud all her special articles for years to come.
It seems that all along she's been on the track of 'The Man in the Brown Suit.' Apparently she didn't spot him on the Kilmorden — in fact, she hardly had the chance, but she's now very busy cabling home: 'How I journeyed out with the Murderer,' and inventing highly fictitious stories of 'What he said to me,' etc. I know how these things are
