Well, she had been working when she'd left the shop… and she'd been working okay after she'd been installed in the ship's casino last week. But an hour ago he'd come down to run some test programs through the infernal contraption and she'd locked up hard. Her debut was supposed to be tonight, and he'd promised Sandy Markham, the Queen's Entertainment Director, that Rosie would be up and dealing by 6:00 p. M.
He hit enter, and Rosie's arms swung protectively across what would have been her breasts if she'd had them. 'Please, sir!' she said in a sultry, come-hither voice. 'You're making me blush!'
Markham burst out laughing. 'Good heavens! What are you doing to her, Jerry?'
'Trying to find out why it's hanging up.' He typed in another command.
'Please, sir! You're making me blush!'
'That,' Markham said, still giggling, 'is funny as hell!'
Esterhausen ignored her and kept working. His boss had promised dire consequences if Rosie screwed up, and Esterhausen was painfully aware that he and his company's card-playing robot were both on display. If Rosie didn't perform as promised — and by showtime tonight — they might both find themselves out of a job.
'Please, sir! You're making me blush!'
Several other ship employees had heard the exchange and were gathering around now — one of the bartenders, a couple of janitorial types sweeping the deck, and a dark, Arabic-looking man with the badge that said he was a Ship's Security officer. 'Why does it keep saying that?' the security officer asked.
Esterhauser sighed. 'It's designed to banter with the customers,' he said. 'The program's smart enough to identify if someone is male or female — it reads the tonal qualities of your voice, actually — and to respond to a few hundred different words, phrases, and movements we've programmed into its operating system. It says that in response to four or five different risque comments it might hear, or if a man tries to touch its… its chest. Right at the moment, though, it's stuck in a loop, and I can't… Hang on. Wait just a sec… '
He typed in two more lines of code and hit enter. Rosie's arms came down to the ready position, hands slightly flexed just above the tabletop before her. 'Awaiting input,' she said in her sexiest voice.
'I'll just bet you are, girl,' Markham said, and she laughed again.
'That's obscene,' the security officer said, though whether he was referring to Rosie or to Markham's bawdy comment Esterhausen couldn't tell. The man shook his head as he walked off.
Esterhausen typed in 'Run Program 1' and hit enter. The hands flexed, stretched in an eerily human way, then picked up a deck of cards nearby. The hands began moving, shuffling the cards too fast for the eye to follow. 'That's more like it,' Esterhausen said.
'When your lot gets one of these to do the housework,' Markham said, 'give me a call, okay?'
'When one of these does the housework, Sandy, we'll all be obsolete!' He began packing up the keyboard and the scattered items of testing equipment on the table.
'May I give you a hand with this, then?' Markham offered.
She was holding Rosie's body, a female mannequin torso, complete with generous breasts, and draped in the top of a black ball gown that left the shoulders bare. 'Sure,' Esterhausen said. 'It opens here… snaps shut like this.'
The unit closed around the robot's central pylon, creating a bizarre mix of human and machine — a woman's body with mechanical arms and hands and a TV monitor for a head.
'Please, sir!' Rosie said as he straightened the hang of the gown, displaying her plastic cleavage. The monitor swiveled so that the camera and the woman's face peered directly at him. 'I'm not that kind of girl!'
'What kind of girl are you, then?' Markham asked, grinning.
'Expensive, ma'am,' Rosie told her, rotating her monitor to face Markham with a mechanical hum and a click. 'So please keep your hands to yourself!'
Esterhausen felt a wave of relief. Maybe this cruise wasn't going to be so bad after all. When Rosie worked properly, she could utterly charm her audience, holding them spellbound.
Through the broad windows of the Pyramid Casino, he saw the sun dance off the waters of the Solent, the straits tucked in between Southampton Water and the Isle of Wight. Off the aft port quarter, he noticed the towering gray cliff of a Royal Navy aircraft carrier anchored in Stokes Bay, off Gosport and Spithead.
The ship raised some unexpected memories. Damned Navy bastards, he thought.
Carolyn Howorth sat at one of the tables in the elegant Atlantean Club, her laptop before her. The words Charlie: So how's it feel to be a rich bitch now? appeared on her screen.
She grinned, and typed back her response. I could get used to this. I feel pampered. Where R you?
Charlie: Back in my hotel getting ready to check out.
Can't get them to let U stay a few days?
Charlie: It would take that long to fill out the paperwork.
The server brought her the tea she'd ordered. 'Thank you.'
'You're welcome. Will there be anything else?'
'If I think of anything, I'll give 3 yell.'
The club offered broad, high windows looking out to both port and starboard. In front of her was the coast of southern England and the city of Portsmouth. Several Navy ships were at anchor off Stokes Bay, and the Solent Express, a hovercraft ferry, made its way across the open water in a haze of spray. From here she could make out the white point of the Spinnaker, the modern-art tower. Rising from the Portsmouth waterfront, designed to look like a mast supporting a billowing spinnaker sail.
Carolyn snuggled back in her padded seat and wiggled her bare toes in the carpet. Yes, she could definitely get used to this.
The ship maintained its own Internet service, connected to the Net by satellite, allowing Carolyn to get her e-mail, exchange text messages with Charlie, and also check in with Peters at work. Vacation this might be, but it was a working vacation, and Carolyn was expected to log in each day to keep up with things. Her laptop ran its own encryption program, so she could use it as a secure link with GCHQ at Menwith Hill — not that she expected to be beaming top secret messages back and forth with the home office. Her job was strictly one of light reconnaissance, checking out the Atlantis Queen's security systems and looking for ways that GCHQ or the American NSA could use them to good advantage.
So when R U leaving? she typed.
Charlie: Flight out of Heathrow at 2115. Red-eye to BWI.
It was an unfamiliar expression. Red-eye?
Charlie: Means I'll be up all night.
Well, make Rubens give you some time off tomorrow.
Charlie: VERY unlikely! Got to run. You enjoy your cruise! I intend to!
Carolyn broke the connection, checked her tea, then poured herself a cup. The lounge was almost deserted at this hour of the morning, but she was aware of the small dark plastic domes worked inconspicuously into the ceiling at various points — surveillance cameras connected with the Ship's Security Office.
That, she decided, would be her first order of business — talking with the head security officer and seeing if she could get a tour.
Carolyn Howorth began typing, opening up the ship's home page and searching the menu for ship's officers.
There he was. David Llewellyn, Director Shipboard Security. She began composing an e-mail to him.
Chapter 7
Under way at last, she was magnificent and she was glorious. Rounding the eastern tip of the Isle of Wight, the Atlantis Queen steadily picked up speed as flocks of sailboats, speedboats, yachts, and other pleasure craft scattered before her. A bright, carnival atmosphere infused each deck, though most of her passengers were either
