fool! You fool! Did you see that? Fellowes is bowled, by God! Middle stump! Closed his eyes and swung! He should be hanged. You see, Rider, what is happening? Society, that's the respectable folk, you and me, well you at least, have devised a way to keep the lower orders under our control. We make them depend upon our mercy and our loving kindness. We condemn them to the gallows, then spare them and they are supposed to be grateful. Grateful! It is pernicious.' Lord Alexander was thoroughly worked up now. His long hands were wringing together and his hair, already hopelessly tousled, was being shaken into a worse disorder. 'Those damned Tories;' he glared at Sandman, including him in this condemnation, 'utterly pernicious!' He frowned for a second, then a happy idea struck him. 'You and I, Rider, we shall go to a hanging!'
'No!'
'It's your duty, my dear fellow. Now that you are a functionary of this oppressive state you should understand just what brutality awaits these innocent souls. I shall write to the Keeper of Newgate and demand that you and I are given privileged access to the next execution. Oh, a change of bowler. This fellow's said to twist it very cannily. You will have supper with me tonight?'
'In Hampstead?'
'Of course in Hampstead,' Lord Alexander said, 'it is where I live and dine, Rider.'
'Then I won't.'
Lord Alexander sighed. He had tried hard to persuade Sandman to move into his house and Sandman had been tempted, for Lord Alexander's father, despite disagreeing with all his son's radical beliefs, lavished an allowance on him that permitted the radical to enjoy a carriage, stables, servants and a rare library, but Sandman had learnt that to spend more than a few hours in his friend's company was to end up arguing bitterly. It was better, far better, to be independent.
'I saw Eleanor last Saturday,' Lord Alexander said with his usual tactlessness.
'I trust she was well?'
'I'm sure she was, but I rather think I forgot to ask. But then, why should one ask? It seems so redundant. She was obviously not dying, she looked well, so why should I ask? You recall Paley's
'Is that a book?' Sandman asked, and was rewarded with an incredulous look. 'I've not read it,' he added hastily.
'What have you been doing with your life?' Lord Alexander asked testily. 'I shall lend it to you, but only so that you can understand the vile arguments that are advanced on the scaffold's behalf. Do you know,' Lord Alexander emphasised his next point by stabbing Sandman with the mouthpiece of his pipe, 'that Paley actually condoned hanging the innocent on the specious grounds that capital punishment is a necessity, that errors cannot be avoided in an imperfect world and that the guiltless suffer, therefore, so that general society might be safer. The innocent who are executed thus form an inevitable, if regrettable, sacrifice. Can you credit such an argument? They should have hanged Paley for it!'
'He was a clergyman, I believe?' Sandman said, applauding a subtle snick that sent a fielder running towards the Chiswell Street boundary.
'Of course he was a clergyman, but what does that have to do with the matter? I am a clergyman, does that give my arguments divine force? You are absurd at times.' Lord Alexander had broken the stem of his pipe while prodding his friend and now needed to light another. 'I confess that Thomas Jefferson makes the exact same point, of course, but I find his reasoning more elegant than Paley's.'
'Meaning,' Sandman said, 'that Jefferson is a hero of yours and can do no wrong.'
'I hope I am more discerning than that,' Lord Alexander replied huffily, 'and even you must allow that Jefferson has political reasons for his beliefs.'
'Which makes them all the more reprehensible,' Sandman said, 'and you're on fire.'
'So I am,' Lord Alexander beat at his coat. 'Eleanor asked after you, as I recall.'
'She did?'
'Did I not just say so? And I said I had no doubt you were in fine fettle. Oh, well struck, sir, well struck. Budd hits almost as hard as you! She and I met at the Egyptian Hall. There was a lecture about,' he paused, frowning as he stared at the batsmen, 'bless me, I've quite forgotten why I went, but Eleanor was there with Doctor Vaux and his wife. My God, that man is a fool.'
'Vaux?'
'No, the new batsman! No point in waving the bat idly! Strike, man, strike, it's what the bat is for! Eleanor had a message for you.'
'She did?' Sandman's heart quickened. His engagement to Eleanor might be broken off, but he was still in love with her. 'What?'
'What, indeed?' Lord Alexander frowned. 'Slipped my mind, Rider, slipped it altogether. Dear me, but it can't have been important. Wasn't important at all. And as for the Countess of Avebury!' He shuddered, evidently unable to express any kind of opinion on the murdered woman.
'What of her ladyship?' Sandman asked, knowing it would be pointless to pursue Eleanor's forgotten message.
'Ladyship! Ha!' Lord Alexander's exclamation was loud enough to draw the gaze of a hundred spectators. 'That baggage,' he said, then remembered his calling. 'Poor woman, but translated to a warmer place, no doubt. If anyone wanted her dead I should think it would be her husband. The wretched man must be weighted down with horns!'
'You think the Earl killed her?' Sandman asked.
'They're estranged, Rider, is that not an indication?'
'Estranged?'
'You sound surprised. May one ask why? Half England's husbands seem to be estranged from their wives. It is hardly an uncommon situation.'
Sandman was surprised because he could have sworn Corday had said the Earl had commissioned his wife's portrait, but why would he do that if they were estranged? 'Are you certain they're estranged?' he asked.
'I have it on the highest authority,' Lord Alexander said defensively. 'I am a friend of the Earl's son. Christopher, his name is, and he's a most cordial man. He was at Brasenose when I was at Trinity.'
'Cordial?' Sandman asked. It seemed an odd word.
'Oh, very!' Alexander said energetically. 'He took an extremely respectable degree, I remember, then went off to study with Lasalle at the Sorbonne. His field is etymology.'
'Bugs?'
'Words, Rider, words.' Lord Alexander rolled his eyes at Sandman's ignorance. 'The study of the origins of words. Not a serious field, I always think, but Christopher seemed to think there was work to be done there. The dead woman, of course, was his stepmother.'
'He talked to you of her?'
'We talked of serious things,' Alexander said reprovingly, 'but naturally, in the course of any acquaintanceship, one learns trivia. There was little love lost in that family, I can tell you. Father despising the son, father hating the wife, wife detesting the husband and the son bitterly disposed towards both. I must say the Earl and Countess of Avebury form an object lesson in the perils of family life. Oh well struck! Well struck! Good man! Capital work! Scamper, scamper!'
Sandman applauded the batsman, then sipped the last of his tea. 'I'm surprised to learn that Earl and Countess were estranged,' he said, 'because Corday claimed that the Earl commissioned the portrait. Why would he do that if they're estranged?'
'You must ask him,' Lord Alexander said, 'though my guess, for what it is worth, is that Avebury, though jealous, was still enamoured of her. She was a noted beauty and he is a noted fool. Mind you, Rider, I make no accusations. I merely assert that if anyone wanted the lady dead then it could well have been her husband, though I doubt he would have struck the fatal blow himself. Even Avebury is sensible enough to hire someone else to do his dirty work. Besides which he is a martyr to gout. Oh, well hit! Well hit! Go hard, go hard!'
'Is the son still in Paris?'
'He came back. I see him from time to time, though we're not as close as when we were at Oxford. Look at that! Fiddling with the bat. It's no good poking at balls!'
'Could you introduce me?'
