sure that it was something to the effect that I was totally screwed and was going to be enjoying a long stay in the Mexican penal system.
'Yes. They'll stop at nothing to get what they want. Those undead you had crawling all over that resort were a joke compared to what these things can whip up.' He cocked his head to the side and studied me intently. I could tell that I had lost him, but at least they weren't hitting me with that phonebook. 'Talk to a doctor, take a look at those bodies. They've been dead for a lot longer than a day, but they were moving around. I'm sure you have plenty of witnesses to that. You do a little looking, and you can probably find the cemetery where all those bodies were stolen from.'
He clicked his pen and dropped it back in his pocket. 'I don't know how you dug up all of those corpses and spread them out like you did, but let me assure you, Senor Pitt, pretending to be insane will not get you off in this country. I have had enough of your nonsense. You disgust me, and your fairy tales will not save you. You are nothing but a filthy murderer, and you think that you can come here and spin these ridiculous lies? Do you think we are stupid?' He stood, adjusted his tie, and spit in my face. I could not move my arm to wipe it away, and I could feel it slowly drip down my forehead and into my eyes. The beating was one thing, but that was too much. If I hadn't been tied to the chair, I would have broken the interrogator in half. The door opened behind me and other policemen entered the room. The interrogator switched back to Spanish, but I could understand him relatively well.
'I've had enough for today. We'll work on him again in the morning. Put this piece of shit in Section Six with the other animals. Let them teach him some humility.'???
Section Six was one large room, subdivided into a bunch of ten-foot-square pens, each enclosed with thick iron bars and chain-link fencing. There was a path between the pens where the guards patrolled with truncheons ready. Small naked bulbs dangled in each alley. There were two sets of cots in each cell, with anywhere from five to seven prisoners shoved into each. My cell had all of the comforts of home, including a bucket, and not much else. You can guess what the bucket was for.
It was dark, and it stunk of sweat, and fear, and violence. I don't think that Amnesty International ever spent much time in this place. I sat cross-legged in the corner of one of the cells. The four other men who shared my tiny space sat across from me, glaring sullenly. Section Six seemed to be where they kept all of the badasses, lunatics, and that general selection of humanity that you just didn't invite to the church picnic. There were incoherent cries and shouts all across the large space. It was not exactly pleasant.
A stocky man with one milky eye, and missing an ear, whispered to his buddy in Spanish. 'You think he understands us?'
'I don't know… he don't look too smart,' answered the prettier of the two, an obese man with a spider web tattooed across his face. 'Look at him. He's got to be messed up in the head. He just keeps staring at us.'
The reason I was staring at them was because I had to really concentrate to understand what they were saying. I had practiced up on my Spanish before taking this trip. I have a gift for languages, but the gutter slang these guys spoke was terrible by any standard. I could keep up, barely. Strangely enough, having magically learned archaic Portuguese last summer was really helping.
'They said he was an American.'
'He ain't one of us, so I don't care,' said the third, a skinny guy who sounded like he had tuberculosis. 'Soon as he goes to sleep, I'm gonna shiv him good.'
'Jorge, now why are you gonna go and do that?'
Jorge shrugged. 'I like stabbing people.'
'I don't know, man. He's one big dude. Look at him. That ain't no regular American who got drunk in some whorehouse and wound up here. That dude is gonna tear you up, man. He's got muscles like a luchador.'
I just kept glaring. I figured my best bet was to appear as mean as possible. A wise old gunfighter had once told me that if you looked like food, you were going to get eaten, and I really didn't want to end up as prison food.
My body ached, and I was in a really foul mood. They had not even treated my cuts from when I had jumped off the balcony, and they were now big grisly scabs that I was sure were going to end up infected. My left ankle was badly swollen, the little puncture in my heel was driving me nuts, and most embarrassingly, after I had been squirted down with a fire hose and had lice poison dumped on me, the biggest set of prison clothes they had for me were about two sizes too small. Not a lot of 4X convicts in Mexico, apparently. The last thing you want to do when you are already in a bad mood is try to wear pants that are too tight.
'I'm telling you, man, I think he understands us. Look at those eyes. He's crazy pissed.'
'See, that's why I need to hurry up and shiv him.'
'Jorge, he's gonna rip your balls off.'
'Shut up, Mateo, quit being such a wimp.'
My options were rather limited. I was in jail. The Mexican government was denying that they had given me permission to be here with enough munitions to arm a small rebellion. I had no idea where my team was, or what shape they were in, or even if they had all survived the outbreak. There was some sort of crazy shadow freak out looking to snag me for the Old Ones. I hadn't been offered a lawyer or a phone call, so I doubted that MHI knew where I was either. And the lice powder really itched.
'What do you think, Esteban?' asked Spider Web Face.
The last man looked up from his bunk. He was older, and had obviously been through some rough times. He had scars all along his face and arms, his hair was gray and long, and his skin had the texture of leather. I knew that he had to be somebody special, since he got his own bunk, and none of this band of thugs messed with him. He studied me silently, and the others waited for him to pass judgment.
Finally he spoke, not to them, but rather to me, loud enough that everyone could hear. 'I heard from one of the guards, you hacked up like a hundred people with a machete, arms and legs and heads everywhere, even ate some of them. Killed some cops too. Burned a hotel down. Took twenty Federales to take you out… You speak Spanish?'
'Un poco.'
'I figured you did.' He put his head back down.
'Oh shit, man,' said Jorge. 'I was just kidding about the shiv thing. You know, mess with the new guy and all that.'
I gave Jorge my most menacing look. He cowered back into the corner. Now, most people would not react well to being put into the ultraviolent, dog-eat-dog world that was a prison full of murderers and psychopaths, but hey, I'd killed a werewolf with my bare hands. I figured that I would fit in just fine here.
'Say, Esteban,' I asked over the shouting from the next cell. 'Where are we?'
'You don't know?' His eyes peeked out from under his mane of hair. I could tell he was a sharp one.
'Nah… I was pretty worn out from chopping up all those people. You know how it is.' If you have a rep, you might as well run with it.
'You're in Tijira Prison. This, my friend, is a very bad place.'
'I've seen worse,' I lied.
'I'm sure you have. Me personally, I'm here because I avenged my wife's honor against the filthy tyrants, but alas, I failed. May God rest her soul,' he said solemnly. Some of the thugs crossed themselves.
'Sorry to hear that.'
Without skipping a beat he switched to English. 'Naw, just pulling your leg. I'm from San Diego. I was flying coke across the border, got back to TJ, didn't have enough to pay the right people, and they stuck me in here rather than just shooting me. Some days I wish they would have just killed me and got it over with. These morons here think I'm Zorro or something so they leave me alone. If a Yankee wants to survive in here, you need a reputation, so I'll back you up, you back me up.'
'Good deal.' I held out my hand. He reached over and shook it with a firm grip. 'Owen Zastava Pitt.'
'Zapato? Like a shoe?'
'No, Zastava. It's Serbian.'
'You don't look Serbian.'
In other words, I was way too brown. 'I'm a little bit of everything.' That much was true. I always checked the Other box on any official type forms. 'Look, Esteban…'
'You can call me Steve, the Esteban thing is for these guys.' He nodded his head at the other criminals. 'The
