No more armchairs.
No more comfortable untidiness.
No more options.
Wait a while and then charge him. Start making this thing feel real. But that would mean a lawyer, stretching things out even longer. He gave it one more push. ‘You didn’t do it?’ He gestured at the glass. ‘Or maybe you don’t remember doing it?’
‘No,’ Mills said firmly, sounding clearer by the minute. ‘I didn’t do it. I haven’t forgotten anything. I didn’t even have one drink last night.’
Carlyle glanced at the bottle and decided that was not very likely. ‘Okay,’ he said, ‘if you didn’t do it, then who did?’
‘I don’t know,’ Mills said again, as if it was an even more acceptable answer the second time around. ‘She was like that when I found her.’
‘Where were you when it happened?’
‘In bed, asleep.’
‘Did you hear any noise?’
‘No. I wear earplugs because I’m a light sleeper.’ He nodded in the direction of the window. ‘The traffic…’
‘If it wasn’t you,’ said Joe, ‘do you know who might have done it?’
Carlyle folded his arms. This was the bit where they would be told that the victim was a modern-day saint who didn’t have an enemy in the world.
Mills carefully placed his glass down on the floor next to the bottle and looked at the sergeant, hopeful that he might prove to be more reasonable than his rather snide boss. ‘It had to be her enemies.’
‘Her enemies?’ parroted the inspector.
‘Yes.’ Henry Mills nodded. ‘I’m sure it was them. No one else would have done this. Not to Agatha.’
Commander Carole Simpson eyed the large plate of sandwiches that had been placed on the table in front of her and groaned. Looking out across the river from the tenth floor of New Scotland Yard, she was suddenly struck by the thought that there must be millions of people out there who were actually having an enjoyable day. Not her. To say that being promoted had turned out to be something of a mixed blessing was an understatement. Meetings like this made Simpson feel that she had been transformed from a copper into a pen-pusher.
The Planning, Performance and Review Committee was almost three hours into its scheduled eight-hour session, and it was heavy going indeed. Sixteen people around the table, who either didn’t know each other or didn’t like each other, were reviewing the latest Specialist Crime Directorate Management Information Report, which presented the Directorate’s ‘key objectives and core performance indicators’.
The conference room was hot and stuffy. Simpson stifled a yawn as best she could. For her this was increasingly what modern policing looked like: number-crunching while hidden away in an airless room, as far away from the public as possible; as far away from the criminals as possible. It was enough to send anyone to sleep.
After everyone had carefully chosen their food, the committee turned to the Homicide section of the report. The overall homicide detection rate for the previous year was 85 per cent, slightly worse than the year before but still very satisfactory and — crucially — well within the performance target band.
As the discussion rambled on, Simpson recalled with some satisfaction how she had personally overseen the investigations regarding four of the murders in question. Her officers had enjoyed a 100 per cent success rate. And now she was putting all that effort to good use. Although technically not part of the SCD’s efforts, she had made sure that the cases were included in the report, in order to boost the overall clean-up rate figures. After all, when you were locked in an endless battle with the politicians for money and resources, every little helped.
Having made the mistake of biting into a cheese sandwich, which was foul, she washed it quickly away with a mouthful of coffee while listening to someone raise the issue of the recently proposed changes in the murder law. The plan was to replace the existing partial defence of ‘provocation’ with one of ‘fear of serious violence’ or, in exceptional circumstances, ‘seriously wronged’. Neither was much of a defence, Simpson reckoned. She was nervous at the constant attempts to fiddle with the laws of the land. Britain was a safe country; London was a safe city. Most people were good citizens or, at least, respectful subjects. The laws worked — they should be left alone.
Like any decent copper, the commander basically thought that the only successful defence against a serious charge should be ‘I didn’t do it’. Lots of people thought that they were ‘seriously wronged’ one way or another. In her book, that could never be any kind of excuse for murder.
‘What is your opinion, Commander?’ someone asked.
It was a question that neither expected nor deserved an answer. ‘I think it is an interesting proposal,’ she replied, letting her gaze move smoothly round the table. ‘However, whatever happens, I am sure that we will maintain and build on our excellent performance record in this area.’
SIX
For the first time, Carlyle began to wonder if they were dealing with someone who wasn’t quite all there.
‘Which enemies?’ he asked.
Henry Mills looked at him as if he was trying to decide something. ‘The secret police,’ he said finally.
Joe sat forward. ‘We are the police, Mr Mills.’
‘Not you lot,’ Mills snapped. ‘The secret police.’
‘What “secret” police?’ Carlyle asked. ‘MI5?’ Bored and frustrated, he was rapidly tuning out of this conversation. Mentally he was already back at the station, if not well on the way to going home for his dinner. He even wondered if there was going to be anything good on telly tonight before defaulting back to the matter in hand. ‘Who do you mean?’
Mills stared at him blankly.
‘MI6?’ Carlyle tried again.
‘No, no, no!’ Mills pointed at the poster above the fireplace. ‘Not our lot. Are you stupid?’
Joe sniggered. Carlyle gritted his teeth.
Henry Mills waved his arms about theatrically. ‘I’m talking about the bloody Chileans.’
‘Chileans?’ Carlyle looked at the poster above the fireplace. He stuck his hands deep in his pockets.
‘1973. The CIA-backed fascist coup d’etat.’ Mills gestured at the poster, saying, ‘The overthrow of the government of President Salvador Allende. Didn’t you learn about it in school?’
‘I’m not interested in what happened in 1973,’ Carlyle told him. ‘I’m interested in what happened last night — here, in this flat.’
Now it was Mills’s turn to grow annoyed. ‘But I’m trying to explain…’
Fearing an extended history lesson, the inspector held up a hand. He wondered if maybe Henry Mills should have a lawyer, after all. The brief could try and talk some sense into his client. ‘Why would someone from Chile want to kill Mrs Mills?’ he asked.
‘They were just fed up with her,’ Mills said, a slight croak appearing in his voice. ‘She never gave up.’
The two policemen looked at him quizzically.
‘Agatha was finally getting to them. They wanted to shut her up.’
Closing his eyes, Inspector Carlyle saw a montage of all the bullshit stories that he’d had to listen to over the years flashing before him on fast-forward. Irritated beyond belief, he signalled to Joe and they went out into the hall.
‘Can you believe this bollocks?’ he said under his breath, still watching Mills through the doorway.
Joe leaned against the wall. ‘The front door was locked, with no sign of forced entry. Same with the kitchen window. No fingerprints on the suspected murder weapon. We’re checking the rest of the kitchen again right now, but nothing interesting so far. No unusual footprints, fibres or anything like that.’
‘Mills has to be our man then,’ said Carlyle, staring at the floor.
