gazette 134
gotcha 227
grammar 73
grand 222
hello 163
information(s) 89
ink-horn 107
jail 59
jazz 245
lakh 123
lea 5
loaf 10
LOL 241
lunch 169
matrix 95
mead 20
mega 225
merry 23
mipela 178
money 82
muggle 248
music 85
OK 183
ology 186
out 13
PC 230
polite 142
pork 50
potato 102
rep 149
riddle 26
robot 199
roe 1
royal 80
schmooze 181
shibboleth 119
skirt 57
skunk 116
species 156
speech-craft 191
street 16
Strine 216
sudoku 247
swain 48
taffeta 87
take away 62
tea 137
trek 160
Twittersphere 254
UFO 203
undeaf 113
unfriend 253
valentine 76
Watergate 205
webzine 235
wee 70
what 29
wicked 68
y’all 189
yogurt 132
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