James and the Giant Peach

This charming Glow-worm, lover of simplicity.

She is easy to install

On your ceiling or your wall,

And although this smacks a bit of eccentricity,

It's really rather clever

For thereafter you will never

You will NEVER NEVER NEVER

Have the slightest need for using electricity.'

(At which, no less than fifty-two

Policemen cried, 'If this is true

That creature'll get some fabulous publicity!')

'And here we have Miss Spider

With a mile of thread inside her

Who has personally requested me to say

That she's NEVER met Miss Muffet

On her charming little tuffet - -

If she had she'd NOT have frightened her away.

Should her looks sometimes alarm you

Then I don't think it would harm you

To repeat at least a hundred times a day:

'I must NEVER kill a spider

I must only help and guide her

And invite her in the nursery to play.' ''

(The Police all nodded slightly,

And the Firemen smiled politely,

And about a dozen people cried, 'Hooray!')

'And here's my darling Ladybug, so beautiful, so kind,

My greatest comfort since this trip began.

She has four hundred children and she's left them all behind,

But they're coming on the next peach if they can.'

(The Cops cried, 'She's entrancing!'

All the Firemen started dancing,

And the crowds all started cheering to a man!)

'And now, the Silkworm,' James went on,

'Whose silk will bear comparison

With all the greatest silks there are

In Rome and Philadelphia.

If you would search the whole world through

From Paraguay to Timbuctoo

I don't think you would jind one bit

Of silk that could compare with it.

Even the shops in Singapore

Don't have the stuff. And what is more,

This Silkworm had, I'll have you know,

The honor, not so long ago,

To spin and weave and sew and press

The Queen of England 's wedding dress.

And she's already made and sent

A waistcoat for your President.'

('Well, good for her!' the Cops cried out,

And all at once a mighty shout

Went up around the Empire State,

'Let's get them down at once! Why WAIT?')

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Five minutes later, they were all safely down, and James was excitedly telling his story to a group of flabbergasted officials.

And suddenly - everyone who had come over on the peach was a hero! They were all escorted to the steps of City Hall, where the Mayor of New York made a speech of welcome. And while he was doing this, one hundred steeplejacks, armed with ropes and ladders and pulleys, swarmed up to the top of the Empire State Building and lifted the giant peach off the spike and lowered it to the ground.

Then the Mayor shouted, 'We must now have a ticker-tape parade for our wonderful visitors!'

And so a procession was formed, and in the leading car (which was an enormous open limousine) sat James and all his friends.

Next came the giant peach itself. Men with cranes and hooks had quickly hoisted it onto a very large truck and there it now sat, looking just as huge and proud and brave as ever. There was, of course, a bit of a hole in the bottom of it where the spike of the Empire State Building had gone in, but who cared about that - or indeed about the peach juice that was dripping out of it onto the street?

Behind the peach, skidding about all over the place in the peach juice, came the Mayor's limousine, and behind the Mayor's limousine came about twenty other limousines carrying all the important people of the City.

And the crowds went wild with excitement. They lined the streets and they leaned out of the windows of the skyscrapers, cheering and yelling and screaming and clapping and throwing out bits of white paper and ticker-tape, and James and his friends stood up in their car and waved back at them as they went by.

Then a rather curious thing happened. The procession was moving slowly along Fifth Avenue when suddenly a little girl in a red dress ran out from the crowd and shouted, 'Oh, James, James! Could I please have just a tiny taste of your marvelous peach?'

'Help yourself!' James shouted back. 'Eat all you want! It won't keep forever, anyway!'

No sooner had he said this than about fifty other children exploded out of the crowd and came running onto the street.

'Can we have some, too?' they cried.

'Of course you can!' James answered. 'Everyone can have some!'

The children jumped up onto the truck and swarmed like ants all over the giant peach, eating and eating to their hearts' content. And as the news of what was happening spread quickly from street to street, more and more boys and girls came running from all directions to join the feast. Soon, there was a trail of children a mile long chasing after the peach as it proceeded slowly up Fifth Avenue. Really, it was a fantastic sight. To some people it looked as though the Pied Piper of Hamelin had suddenly descended upon New York. And to James, who had never dreamed that there could be so many children as this in the world, it was the most marvelous thing that had ever happened.

By the time the procession was over, the whole gigantic fruit had been completely eaten up, and only the big brown stone in the middle, licked clean and shiny by ten thousand eager little tongues, was left standing on the truck.

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