enemies. From this angle alone, he toyed idly with it for perhaps ten or fifteen minutes; then all at once he found himself examining it quite seriously as a practical possibility. He took paper and made some preliminary notes. But he didn't get far. He found himself, almost immediately, up against the old truth that a machine, however ingenious, is incapable of original thought. It can handle no problems except those that resolve themselves into mathematical terms—problems that contain one, and only one, correct answer.
This was a stumper. There didn't seem any way around it. A machine cannot have a brain. On the other hand, it can have a memory, can it not? Their own electronic calculator had a marvellous memory. Simply by converting electric pulses, through a column of mercury, into supersonic waves, it could store away at least a thousand numbers at a time, extracting any one of them at the precise moment it was needed. Would it not be possible, therefore, on this principle, to build a memory section of almost unlimited size?
Now what about that?
Then suddenly, he was struck by a powerful but simple little truth, and it was this: that English grammar is governed by rules that are almost mathematical in their strictness! Given the words, and given the sense of what is to be said, then there is only one correct order in which those words can be arranged.
No, he thought, that isn't quite accurate. In many sentences there are several alternative positions for words and phrases, all of which may be grammatically correct. But what the hell. The theory itself is basically true. Therefore, it stands to reason that an engine built along the lines of the electric computer could be adjusted to arrange words (instead of numbers) in their right order according to the rules of grammar. Give it the verbs, the nouns, the adjectives, the pronouns, store them in the memory section as a vocabulary, and arrange for them to be extracted as required. Then feed it with plots and leave it to write the sentences.
There was no stopping Knipe now. He went to work immediately, and there followed during the next few days a period of intense labour. The living-room became littered with sheets of paper: formulae and calculations; lists of words, thousands and thousands of words; the plots of stories, curiously broken up and subdivided; huge extracts from Roget's Thesaurus; pages filled with the first names of men and women; hundreds of surnames taken from the telephone directory; intricate drawings of wires and circuits and switches and thermionic valves; drawings of machines that could punch holes of different shapes in little cards, and of a strange electric typewriter that could type ten thousand words a minute. Also a kind of control panel with a series of small push-buttons, each one labelled with the name of a famous American magazine.
He was working in a mood of exultation, prowling around the room amidst this littering of paper, rubbing his hands together, talking out loud to himself; and sometimes, with a sly curl of the nose he would mutter a series of murderous imprecations in which the word 'editor' seemed always to be present. On the fifteenth day of continuous work, he collected the papers into two large folders which he carried—almost at a run—to the offices of John Bohien Inc., electrical engineers.
Mr Bohien was pleased to see him back.
'Well Knipe, good gracious me, you look a hundred per cent better. You have a good holiday? Where'd you go?'
He's just as ugly and untidy as ever, Mr Bohien thought. Why doesn't he stand up straight? He looks like a bent stick. 'You look a hundred per cent better, my boy.' I wonder what he's grinning about. Every time I see him, his ears seem to have got larger.
Adolph Knipe placed the folders on the desk. 'Look, Mr Bohien!' he cried. 'Look at these!'
Then he poured out his story. He opened the folders and pushed the plans in front of the astonished little man. He talked for over an hour, explaining everything, and when he had finished, he stepped back, breathless, flushed, waiting for the verdict.
'You know what I think, Knipe? I think you're nuts.' Careful now, Mr Bohien told himself. Treat him carefully. He's valuable, this one is. If only he didn't look so awful, with that long horse face and the big teeth. The fellow had ears as big as rhubarb leaves.
'But Mr Bohien! It'll work! I've proved to you it'll work! You can't deny that!'
'Take it easy now, Knipe. Take it easy, and listen to me.'
Adolph Knipe watched his man, disliking him more every second.
'This idea,' Mr Bohien's lower lip was saying, 'is very ingenious—I might almost say brilliant—and it only goes to confirm my opinion of your abilities, Knipe. But don't take it too seriously. After all, my boy, what possible use can it be to us? Who on earth wants a machine for writing stories? And where's the money in it, anyway? Just tell me that.'
'May I sit down, sir?'
'Sure, take a seat.'
Adolph Knipe seated himself on the edge of a chair. The older man watched him with alert brown eyes, wondering what was coming now.
'I would like to explain something Mr Bohien, if I may, about how I came to do all this.'
'Go right ahead, Knipe.' He would have to be humoured a little now, Mr Bohlen told himself. The boy was really valuable—a sort of genius, almost—worth his weight in gold to the firm. Just look at these papers here. Darndest thing you ever saw. Astonishing piece of work. Quite useless, of course. No commercial value. But it proved again the boy's ability.
'It's a sort of confession, I suppose, Mr Bohien. I think it explains why I've always been so… so kind of worried.'
'You tell me anything you want, Knipe. I'm here to help you—you know that.'
The young man clasped his hands together tight on his lap, hugging himself with his elbows. It seemed as though suddenly he was feeling very cold.
'You see, Mr Bohlen, to tell the honest truth, I don't really care much for my work here. I know I'm good at it and all that sort of thing, but my heart's not in it. It's not what I want to do most.'
Up went Mr Bohien's eyebrows, quick like a spring. His whole body became very still.
'You see, sir, all my life I've wanted to be a writer.'
'A writer!'
'Yes, Mr Bohien. You may not believe it, but every bit of spare time I've had, I've spent writing stories. In the last ten years I've written hundreds, literally hundreds of short stories. Five hundred and sixty-six, to be precise. Approximately one a week.'
'Good heavens, man! What on earth did you do that for?'
'All I know, sir, is I have the urge.'
'What sort of urge?'
'The creative urge, Mr Bohien.' Every time he looked up he saw Mr Bohien's lips. They were growing thinner and thinner, more and more purple.
'And may I ask you what you do with these stories, Knipe?'
'Well sir, that's the trouble. No one will buy them. Each time I finish one, I send it out on the rounds. It goes to one magazine after another. That's all that happens, Mr Bohien, and they simply send them back. It's very depressing.'
Mr Bohien relaxed. 'I can see quite well how you feel, my boy.' His voice was dripping with sympathy. 'We all go through it one time or another in our lives. But now now that you've had proof—positive proof—from the experts themselves, from the editors, that your stories are—what shall I say—rather unsuccessful, it's time to leave off. Forget it, my boy. Just forget all about it.'
'No, Mr Bohien! No! That's not true! I know my stories are good. My heavens, when you compare them with the stuff some of those magazines print—oh my word, Mr Bohien!—the sloppy, boring stuff that you see in the magazines week after week—why, it drives me mad!'
'Now wait a minute, my boy.
'Do you ever read the magazines, Mr B ohien?'
'You'll pardon me, Knipe, but what's all this got to do with your machine?'
'Everything, Mr Bohien, absolutely everything! What I want to tell you is, I've made a study of magazines, and it seems that each one tends to have its own particular type of story. The writers—the successful ones—know this, and they write accordingly.'
'Just a minute, my boy. Calm yourself down, will you. I don't think all this is getting us anywhere.'
'Please, Mr Bohien, hear me through. It's all terribly important.' He paused, to catch his breath. He was
