The Twits Get the Shrinks
And down here in the horrid house, Mr and Mrs Twit are still stuck upside down to the floor of the living- room.
'It's all your fault!' yelled Mr Twit, thrashing his legs in the air. '
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Mr Twit wriggled and squirmed, and he squiggled and wormed, and he twisted and turned, and he choggled and churned, but the sticky glue held him to the floor just as tightly as it had once held the poor birds in The Big Dead Tree. He was still as upside down as ever, standing on his head.
But heads are not made to be stood upon. If you stand on your head for a very long time, a horrid thing happens, and this was where Mr Twit got his biggest shock of all. With so much weight on it from up above, his head began to get squashed into his body.
Quite soon, it had disappeared completely, sunk out of sight in the fatty folds of his flabby neck.
'I'm shrinking !' burbled Mr Twit.
'So am I!' cried Mrs Twit.
'Help me! Save me! Call a doctor!' yelled Mr Twit. 'I'm getting the dreaded shrinks !'
And so he was. Mrs Twit was getting the dreaded shrinks, too! And this time it wasn't a fake. It was the real thing!
Their heads shrank into their necks . . .
Then their necks began shrinking into their bodies . . .
And their bodies began shrinking into their legs . . .
And their legs began shrinking into their feet . . .
And one week later, on a nice sunny afternoon, a man called Fred came round to read the gas meter. When nobody answered the door, Fred peeped into the house and there he saw, on the floor of the living-room, two bundles of old clothes, two pairs of shoes and a walking-stick. There was nothing more left in this world of Mr and Mrs Twit.
And everyone, including Fred, shouted . . . 'hooray!'