mean, who made up these tests? For example, one analogy asked, handsome is to corpulent as beautiful is to … obese, ugly, attractive, or dead? Well, didn’t that depend on whether or not you thought corpulence is an attractive trait? I happened to think that it was, and argued to that effect. And when, I demanded, were you going to use the word epigrammatic in day-to-day conversation? Now, I am all for reading and vocabulary-building, but as our generation used to say, let’s get relevant. I told Julian he didn’t need to know that one. He sighed. What did me in, though, was “My friend is a philanthropist, therefore he … goes to church with his family, gives away his possessions, pays off his credit cards, or plays the glockenspiel.” Without hesitation I told Julian that he would payoff the credit cards, and maybe play the glockenspiel in the evening for the neighbors. Julian suggested I forget trying to test him, because the correct answer was “gives away his possessions.” I argued that if you pay a high rate of interest on credit cards, you hurt your family, which should be your first area of philanthropy. Julian quietly closed the big book. I immediately apologized. The smile he gave me was pinched and ironic. But the review session was over. When Julian had retired to his room, r morosely poured myself a Cointreau and zapped the kernels for the popcorn balls. So much for philanthropy beginning at home.
On Halloween morning, with this spiritual thought still rocketing around in my head, I finished icing the Sorry Cake and took off for the church. A brief wash of snowflakes marked the end of the flurry. Wisps of cloud drifted upward from the near mountains. In the church parking lot sat only two cars: the secretary’s pale blue 1 Honda, and a gleaming new Jeep Wagoneer that I guessed belonged to the Marenskys ? who else would have the license plate MINX? Nowhere in sight was Father Olson’s Mercedes 300E, a four-wheel-drive vehicle that he claimed he needed to visit parishioners in remote locations. Well, our priest was probably off having one of his favorite things, a hilltop experience.
When I came through the church door with the first bowls of fruit, Brad Marensky almost mowed me down.
Oh, I m sorry, he yelped, and grabbed a teetering bowl of orange slices from my hands. While he was getting control of the bowl, I took a good look at him. Of medium build, Brad was a younger, more handsome version of his father, Stan. There was the same curly hair, jet-black instead of salted with gray, the; same high-cheek boned and olive-toned handsome face, smooth rather than deeply lined with anxiety. He also had his father’s dark eyes. I imagined those eyes had elicited romantic interest from more than one girl at Elk Park Prep. In catching himself and the bowl, and then sidestepping me, Brad moved like an athlete. Even without the aid of the Mountain Journal’s sports section, Brad’s all-round prowess, and his father’s relentless drills, were well known. The mothers at the athletic club made a great joke of Stan Marensky’s famous screech, “Come on, Brad! Come on, Brad!” Sometimes the coaches had to shut Stan up; they couldn’t make themselves heard.
“Gosh, I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to crash into you. Aren’t you… doesn’t Julian live at your…”
“Yes,” I said simply. “Julian Teller lives with my son and me. And I know your parents.”
He blushed. “Well, sorry about the? ? he looked down at what he had rescued ? “the fruit.” He seemed tongue- tied. He held the bowl awkwardly, as if he were not quite sure what to do with it. Come to think of it, what was he doing in church on Halloween morning, anyway? Could the seniors just skip classes whenever they wanted?
“What about you? You okay?” I asked.
His face turned an even deeper shade of red. Avoiding my eyes, he pivoted on his heel and carefully placed the bowl on the tile floor next to the baptismal font. He turned back to me, pressed his lips together, and lifted his chin. Brad Marensky was not all right, that much was clear.
“I have to go,” he said. “The person I wanted to see isn’t here.” His control slipped, and he added, “Uh, you don’t know when Father Olson will be back, do you?”
“For lunch. I’m catering.”
“Right, right, the caterer. A meeting, the secretary told me.” He glanced around the cold, cavernous church. No altar candles were lit. The brass crucifix at the front of the church glowed with reflected light from the sacramental candle. In the pale light the teenager’s face had the look of a jaundiced ghost.
Sorry Cake
Cake:
2 cups all-purpose flour
z teaspoon baking soda
? teaspoon salt
? cup solid vegetable shortening
? cup (1 stick) unsalted butter
1 2/3 cups sugar
6 large eggs, separated
1 cup buttermilk
1 tablespoon freshly grated orange zest
2 cups Shredded Wheat cereal, broken into shreds
1 cup cranberries, quartered
? cup chopped pecans
z teaspoon cream of tartar
Frosting:
? 8-ounce package cream cheese, softened
z cup ( ? stick) unsalted butter, softened
3 cups confectioners’ sugar
1 tablespoon fresh orange juice, approximately
1 teaspoon freshly grated orange zest
Preheat the oven to 350°. To make the cake, sift together the flour, baking soda, and salt. Beat the shortening with the butter until well combined. Cream in the sugar and beat until fluffy and light. Beat in the egg yolks one at a time until well combined. Add the flour mixture alternately with the buttermilk, beginning and ending with the flour mixture. Stir in the orange zest, cereal, cranberries, and pecans. Beat the cream of tartar into the egg whites and continue beating until stiff. Gently fold the whites into the cake batter. Pour into 3 buttered 8-or 9-inch round cake pans. Bake for 25 to 35 minutes, until a toothpick inserted in the center comes out clean. Cool on a rack.
To make the frosting, beat the cream cheese with the butter until well combined. Gradually add the confectioners? sugar and orange juice; beat until creamy and smooth. Stir in the orange zest. Frost the tops and sides of the cake. Makes 14 to 16 servings.
“Brad, are you sure you’re all right? Do you want to sit down for a while?”
He lifted an eyebrow and considered. “I saw you at that college application meeting.”
“Yes, well, I needed to see Miss Ferrell about my son, Arch. He’s… having some problems at school.? When he didn’t respond, I rushed on with, “Maybe you’d like to help me in the kitchen until Father Olson gets here. When I’m waiting for something, it always helps me to take my mind off ? “
“Julian says you’re good to talk to.?
“Oh. He does?”
He regarded me again with that same lost-Bambi expression, and then seemed to make a decision. “I’m here because of something in the bulletin.”
“Something…”
His teeth gnawed his bottom lip. “Some discussion they’re having.”
“Oh, the committee! Yes, they’re talking about penance and faith, I think. I’m… not sure the meeting is open to the public.” I try to be delicate. Sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn’t.
“Wait.” His eyes widened. “You’re the one who found Keith, aren’t you?”
“Well, yes, but ? “
“Oh, God,” he said with a fierce dejection that twisted my heart. His shoulders slumped. “Things are such a mess… :’
“Look, Brad, come on out to the kitchen for just a while ? “
