kiwi, fat strawberries, and thick bunches of black grapes would be next. The smooth, layered terrines, all six of them, were snuggled into coolers and set on wheeled tables next to the juicy tenderloin and sherry-soaked Portobello mushrooms.
Come to think of it, I was kind of hungry. No time for breakfast, so much to do, and … where was the cake? It was supposed to be set up on a special wheeled table already …
?What are you doing here?? gasped a shocked voice. Arch was right: Agatha Preston did look like an Episcopal Pocahontas. Her beaded, sheath-style salmon-colored dress boasted a foot of knotted fringe at the hem, and she wore a needlepointed blue-and-coral headband horizontally across her forehead. Her long braided hair had been dyed into unattractive streaks. At the moment, Agatha?s pretty face had the hidden, sour look of someone who had been passed over for a prize. Perhaps she didn?t enjoy being one of Lucille?s henchwomen. The volunteers whisked platters around us out the kitchen door and gave our little confrontation sidelong glances. Stuttering, I backed up into the refrigerator.
?Checking on the cake,? I said lamely, then whirled to open the refrigerator door before Agatha could question me further. And there it was ? the shimmering four-layer creation of ultra-cool, ultra-talented Julian Teller. Julian, in addition to boarding with us and helping with Arch, was an apprentice caterer and ace pastry chef, despite the fact that he was still a senior in high school. When I had told him the traditional wedding cake was white on white, but confessed I was partial to chocolate with mint, he?d run his hands through his bleached, rooster-style haircut and said, ?Hey man, it?s your wedding,? then proceeded to concoct a dark fudge cake with white peppermint frosting. When I?d vetoed the traditional topping of bride and groom plastic statuettes ? my first wedding cake had had them, and what good had they done me? ? Julian had smilingly flourished his frosting gun and created row upon row of abstract curlicues, swaying rosettes, stiff leaves, and curling swags. The flower-mobbed cake resembled a frenzied rock concert.
?Excuse me, Goldy,? said Agatha, less timid this time.
I turned. Agatha?s dress barely concealed a scarecrow figure. She dispelled her unhappy look with a faint smile, and I remembered the last time we?d talked, at a barbecue I?d catered for her husband?s hunting buddies. She?d been wearing a beaded sundress of the same fish-flesh hue, and given me the identical wan smile. Now she made an uncertain shake of the streaked braids.
?Goldy, if you don?t go back to the sacristy, Lucille is going to be extremely upset.?
?Yes, but the cake should be out by now ? ?
?Please. Hymnal House is almost set up. It?s all going to be fine. You don?t know Lucille when she gets upset.?
Lucky me. I started back down the hall. Unfortunately, that narrow space was filling up with people depositing their it?s-April0in-Colorado-and-might-snow coats in the Sunday School rooms. When they spotted me, Old Home Week officially began. The first to leap in my direction was Father Doug Ramsey, Olson?s tall, gangly new assistant, who was also a member of the diocesan Board of Theological Examiners.
?The star of the show!? he cried, causing heads to turn. Doug Ramsey had a delicate, triangular face and long, loopy ringlets of black hair that made his look closer to eighteen than twenty-eight. His compensation for looking too young was talking too much. ?The whole committee?s here,? he gushed,? which is quite a compliment to you. Of course, I don?t suppose the candidates are here, but then again, they?re probably studying for the tests we mean old examiners are dreaming up for them next week … You know, I?ll don a stern expression and ask about the Archbishops of Canterbury, and then canon Montgomery will ask about the history of the Eucharist.? He stopped talking briefly to flutter his knobby fingers dramatically on his chest. ?And no matter what the question is, that awful Mitchell Harley will probably flunk again ? ?
I said desperately, ?Doug, please. Have you seen father Olson? He seems to have forgotten today?s the day. In a pinch, could you do a wedding??
Father Doug Ramsey?s face turned floury-white above his spotless clerical collar. A long, greased comma of black hair quivered over his forehead. Arrested in midspeech, his mouth remained open.
I felt a pang of regret. ?I?m kidding, Doug. I just don?t want to be delayed.?
?Oh, no,? he said tersely, then added with characteristic self-absorption, ?then you?d never be back in time to do the candidates? examinations. But … a wedding … I don?t? know what I?d preach on. Love, I suppose, or maybe the trinity … ?
This uneasy speculation was interrupted by a series of unearthly groans. I peered through the crowd in the hall and saw Lucille Boatwright sagging against one of the priests. She was moaning loudly. Remembering Agatha?s warning, I guessed I was seeing Lucille Boatwright very upset.
?I?m coming!? I cried. ?Just wait a sec!?
I shouldered my way through the folks in the hall, all of whom wanted to touch me or ask questions. Where?s Schulz? asked one of the policemen, whose face I vaguely recognized. Where?s Arch? asked a Sunday School teacher. I was in traction and haven?t seen him since I was healed . . A long-ago church friend?s voice: Goldy, what a stunning suit! So much better than that froufrou gown you wore last time, dear. As politely as possible, I brushed the well-intentioned questions and fingers aside. Now my hair, my suit, everything was going to be a mess, I thought uncharitably. Why weren?t these people out in the pews listening to the organist make approved music? Reaching the end of the hall, I saw a priest and a female parishioner ministering to Lucille Boatwright, who had slumped to the floor. Clearly she took the customary procedures more seriously than I ever imagined.
I said, ?I was only in the kitchen ? ?
?We?re going to have to call an ambulance,? said the woman. ?I think she?s having a heart attack.?
?But I just stepped down the hall for a moment ? ?
The cleric looked up at me. His face was very flushed. ?I think your fiance is on the phone,? he said. ?There?s some kind of problem ? ?
I rushed past them into the choir room. The white telephone wire lay coiled on the floor. Bewildered and slightly panicked, I snatched up the receiver.
?Yes??
?Oh, God, I?m sorry,? said Tom Schulz. His voice sounded flat, infinitely dejected. In the background I could hear a faint tinkling like windchimes.
?Sorry about what? Where are you??
?Just a sec.? The phone clacked down on something hard. He came back to the line after a moment. ?Miss G.? He sighed deeply. ?Tell everybody to go home.?
?What?? This wasn?t happening. ?Why? Tom, what?s wrong??
?I?m out at Olson?s house. He called with car trouble, asked me to come get him. And I found him.?
?You ???
My fiance?s voice cracked. ?Goldy, he?s dead.?
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?Tom. I don?t understand. Please. Tell me this isn?t real.?
?He just died a few minutes ago. When I got here, he?d been shot. Shot in the chest,? Tom Schulz added in the distant, flat tone he used when discussing his work. ?I?ve called in a team. Look, I have to go. You know the drill, I need to go stay by the body.?
?But, how … ?Are we going to get married? I mean, today??
?Oh, Goldy.? Despair thickened his voice. ?Probably not. The team will be here for hours.? He paused. ?Want to try to do a civil ceremony tonight??
?Do I ? ? I did not. Not a hurry-up ritual. Like it or not, I was an Episcopalian, what they call a cradle Episcopalian, the Anglican equivalent of the American Kennel Club. If I was going to get married again, then it was going to be in front of God, the church, and everybody, and the wedding was going to be performed by an Episcopal priest.
Oh, Lord. My hands were suddenly clammy. Father Olson.
I ripped the hat off my head. A knot formed in my chest. This was a mistake. This phone call was some awful nightmare. Any moment I was going to wake up.
I stammered, ?Tom, what happened to Father Olson??
?I don?t know. That?s what we have to find out. Do you want to go back to your place and wait for me??
?Just come to the church. Please. I?ll wait.? I cursed the tremble I my voice. ?Take care.?
