Snowclaw asked, 'Is it a human city?'
'Possibly, possibly.' Gene contemplated the strange scene awhile longer. 'Then again, maybe not.'
'If it's human, I don't want it.'
'Looks very futuristic,' Gene said. 'Test-tube buildings, tracery connecting them. Nineteen-fifties paperback cover.' Snowclaw sniffed air that wafted in from the arid plain. 'I don't like it.'
Gene sighed, straightening up. 'Yeah, you've seen one test-tube city with skywalks, you've seen them all. Let's find another aspect.'
Snowclaw shouldered his broadaxe. 'I'm getting tired of looking,' he complained as he accompanied Gene down the long stone-walled corridor.
Gene yawned.
'You look ready for adventure,' Snowclaw said.
'Excuse me. Maybe all I want is some sleep. Get ready for the wedding.'
'If you want,' Snowclaw said with a shrug.
Another yawn overcame Snowclaw's dark-haired human pal.
'Man, you're raring to go,' Snowclaw said sardonically.
'Hell,' Gene said. 'What's wrong with me? I can't get up enthusiasm for anything these days.'
'You were talking about something the other day with Linda. About how humans sometimes feel sad for no good reason?'
'Uh… Oh, you mean depression?'
'Yeah, that's it.'
'You think I'm depressed?'
'Looks to me as though you are. Sad, for no good reason. Frankly, I can't understand it. O' course, I'm not human, so don't pay me any mind.'
'I'll be darned.' Gene stopped walking and considered it. 'Snowy, maybe you're right.'
Snowclaw's face, usually not capable of registering much emotion, showed surprise. 'I am?'
'You just might be,' Gene said. 'I should see a shrink.'
'Shrink?'
'Head doctor.'
'Oh.'
'Yeah.' Gene was thoughtful. 'But they cost money. And therapy takes years. And that'd mean I'd have to go back to Earth.'
'Don't they have head doctors in the castle?'
'Well, Dr. Mirabilis might know of one out in one aspect or another, but that amounts to the same thing: being away from the castle.'
'What does a head doctor do?'
Gene didn't answer for a moment. Then he said, 'Hm? Oh, not much. Just talks to you.'
'I can do that.'
'So you could. But there's another way of curing the blues.'
'What's that?'
'Keeping so busy that you don't know you have a problem.'
'In that case, you should get busy,' Snowclaw recommended.
'Problem is, though, all I want to do is go to my room and hibernate.'
'Hey, I didn't know humans hibernated. I'm overdue for my winter sleep.'
'I was speaking figuratively.'
'What's that mean?'
'Forget it.'
They walked on, stopping now and then to peer into a likely-looking world. There seemed no end to them in this particularly long corridor of the castle keep.
Gene seemed preoccupied with his thoughts, paying little attention to what lay beyond the portals. Snowclaw grew more and more irritated.
'Gene, if you really don't want to go out today, just say so. Fine with me.'
'Huh? Oh, sorry, Snowy old pal. Yeah, I do want to go out. But… '
Gene unbuckled his swordbelt and threw it, along with his scabbarded broadsword, into an nearby empty alcove. 'But without that. I'm tired of violence.'
Snowclaw nodded indulgently. 'Okay.'
'No, really. This constant thirst for adventure has to stop. It's a symptom of something. A neurotic disorder, probably.'
Snowelaw kept nodding. 'Okay.'
'What am I trying to prove? That I'm a he-man, a fearless hero? Why do I have to prove that? And to whom?'
Snowclaw shrugged. 'Beats me.'
'To no one, that's who!' Gene said. 'I'm through with swordplay.'
'Yup.'
'Right.' Gene thrust his hands into nonexistent pockets, then, appearing to feel awkward, folded his arms. 'Right! Now, let's see….'
Snowy threw his huge broadaxe into the alcove.
Gene frowned. 'Why?'
'Heck, I don't need weapons anyway. I just use 'em because you do.'
'Oh. Well, good. Now, let's see- Hey, this place looks interesting.'
The aspect in question looked pleasant enough, but there wasn't much to see. A nearby grass-covered hillock was the most prominent feature of the landscape, or that part of it viewed from the angle the portal afforded. A birdcall sounded from a lone tree on the crest of the rise, where two sheep grazed, a female with her lamb.
'There're birds on the hill,' Snowy said.
'But I never heard them singing,' Gene said.
'No?' Snowy asked, amazed.
'I never heard them at all, till there was ewe,' Gene said, pointing to the sheep.
Snowy cast a longing glance back toward the alcove. Gene stepped out and took a good sniff of the local air. 'Hey, this is a nice place. Fresh air, not a cloud in the sky, trees, grass. This is great. Just what I need, maybe.'
'Yeah,' was Snowy's mordant comment as he strode out.
'No, really. Maybe what I need is simply some rest. Some peace and quiet.'
Snowclaw halted and looked about warily. 'What's the matter, Snowy?'
'It pays to be cautious.'
'Nonsense. That's just the wild in you. This isn't a wilderness. Does this look like nature red in tooth and claw?'
'I don't like to take chances.'
Gene laughed. 'You can take the beast out of the wild, but you can't wildebeest.'
'Huh?'
Gene chuckled. 'C'mon, let's see what's over this hill.'
'I'm with you.' Snowy followed, still alternately checking both flanks, with an occasional glance toward the rear. In that direction lay a bush-studded plain bordered by a distant line of ridges.
'Wish Linda were here,' Gene said. 'We could have us a nice picnic.'
'Yeah,' Snowclaw said noncommittally.
Gene stopped about three-quarters of the way up the hill. The sheep regarded him placidly. Gene held his arms out in an expansive gesture.
'You see? Nothing to fear. Very few aspects are dangerous. You can get along practically anywhere with the proper attitude.'
'Yeah,' Snowclaw said as he climbed to where Gene was standing. He took another look around, then sprawled out on the grass. 'It's too hot here.' He yawned.
