floor.
I offered her something to drink, but she declined both Veronica’s leftover Russian River and my Maalox. We were sitting now on the edge of my bed, me in an old Pedro Martinez Red Sox jersey I’d shrugged on despite her insistence that I not go to the trouble. Sam Waterston and an anorexic starlet who looked nothing like any assistant district attorney I’d ever seen finished celebrating another triumph of the American criminal-justice system, and the Verizon “Can you hear me now?” guy, who pissed me off every time I looked at him, opened his mouth to sell me phone service. I couldn’t reach him with a left hook, so I shut him up with the remote.
“So,” she said. “That how you plan to spend the evening? Watching actors pretend to solve crimes? Or do you want to hit the streets again and try to solve a real one?”
“Meaning?”
“Meaning I hear you’ve been prowling around Mount Hope at night,” she said.
“Where’d you hear that?”
“A cop I know.”
“Yeah, I blew a few nights cruising around because I couldn’t think of anything else to do. But it’s a waste of time, Gloria. I’m not doing that anymore.”
“It’s not a waste of time,” she said. “You might get lucky. I already did once.”
“How’s that?”
“Night of the rooming-house fire, I was the one who pulled the alarm. I shot forty frames before the first fire truck got to the scene.”
“I thought you said you ran into it on your way home.”
“I lied,” she said.
Turned out she’d been haunting the neighborhood after dark almost every night for two weeks, mostly driving, sometimes parking her Ford Focus on the street and getting out to stretch her legs. That figure I’d seen my first night out, the one carrying something that might have been a camera? Chances are it was Gloria.
“So you got lucky once,” I said. “It’s not likely to happen again.”
“A photographer makes her own luck. Those fire pictures? They got me out of the lab. I start as a full-time shooter next week.”
“That’s great, Gloria. It’s long overdue. But I don’t much like the idea of you prowling around alone at night.”
“So come with me,” she said. “That’s why I came by, to invite you to keep me company.”
“How about we just stay here and watch Craig Ferguson?”
“Come on, Mulligan. It’s a clear night with a big old moon. I’ve got a thermos full of hot coffee and Buddy Guy on the CD player. You can smoke in my car if you want. Or maybe kiss me a little. I think I might like that.”
She leaned over and put her lips on mine, trying it out.
“Yes,” she said, “I think that might work.”
“Worked for me,” I said, “but, ah …”
“But you’re thinking Veronica might not like it.”
“Uh-huh.”
“You two getting serious?”
“No. I don’t know. Maybe.”
“Think a night with me might help you figure it out?”
It might at that. It was a perfectly logical and appealing proposition. Still, I had the feeling there might be a flaw in it somewhere. I started dressing for the cold.
I was in the bathroom with the door closed, changing into some warm pants, when the phone rang.
“Mind getting that for me, Gloria?” I said, but I should have known better.
I heard her say “Hello,” and then she got very quiet. I zipped up, came out quickly, and took the phone.
“You!
fucking!
bastard!”
“Hello, Dorcas.”
“So. Who is she?”
“Just a colleague from the paper.”
“Fucking her yet?”
“Not yet.”
“Be sure to let me know when you start so I can add another count of adultery to the divorce complaint.”
“Good night, Dorcas,” I said, and hung up.
“The almost ex?” Gloria said.
“Uh-huh.”
“You should have heard what she called me.”
“Sorry about that. She’s more than a little nuts.”
“So I gathered.”
“You know, my life’s pretty complicated right now, Gloria.”
“And I’d just complicate it more?”
“In a good way. But yeah, I’m afraid you would.”
“Aw, damn. Well, you know where to find me if you ever get things worked out.”
With that, Sharon Stone gave me a parting hug, picked her coat up off the floor, and walked out my door.
26
The managing editor’s office, four glass walls in the middle of the newsroom, looked like an aquarium. More than once, I’d been tempted to seal it with a tube of silicone, fill it with water, and add tropical fish.
Through the glass, I could see Marshall Pemberton sitting behind his gleaming oak desk, his red rep tie loosened and the sleeves of his starched white shirt rolled up and ready for business. Lomax was there too, sunk in a maroon leather visitor’s chair. I stepped in and collapsed into another just like it.
“You wanted to see me?” I said.
“Mulligan,” Pemberton said, “we have selected you for a very important assignment.”
“Thanks, but I’ve already got one.”
Pemberton glanced at Lomax, arched an eyebrow, chose to ignore my insolence, and pressed on.
“As you may know, our publisher’s son has returned from Columbia, and he is starting work today as a reporter for our online edition. He is a very serious young man with a deep and abiding interest in the newspaper business. He wants to learn from the best, so we have chosen you to be his mentor. He will accompany you on all your reporting assignments until further notice.”
“Well,” I said, “I am deeply humbled by this honor, but there is one small problem.”
“Which is?”
“Which is that I’m hip-deep in the Mount Hope arson investigation, and I don’t have the time or patience to wipe his blue-blood nose and change his too-rich-to-stink diapers.”
In five seconds, Pemberton’s expression raced through a half dozen emotions, from anger to exasperation. He started to say something, thought better of it, and looked to Lomax for help.
“You don’t have a vote here, Mulligan,” Lomax said.
“Why don’t you stick his privileged ass upstairs in the ‘Living’ section?” I said. “That way, he won’t be hanging around the newsroom, getting in my way, and telling you what to put on page one.”
“Actually we considered that,” Pemberton said. “However, the lad was quite insistent that he begin his career in the newsroom. He was equally insistent that he work with you. Apparently he has been reading your copy and has convinced himself that you are the best we have. I tried to persuade him that this is not the case, but to no avail. Frankly, Mulligan, you are the last person I would have chosen for this. You are something of a dinosaur when it comes to new media, and I’m well aware of your irreverent attitude toward the owners of this newspaper. But
