I ran the litany on her, finishing with, “She didn’t have any birth certificate, no insurance policies, nothing like that. Five hundred a month for seventeen years. That’s uh…”
He gave me the deadeye. “A hundred and two grand. What’s the matter, drop out of school before they got to math?”
“Ho, ho, ho.”
“Hell, she probably had a sugar daddy. Who cares? She drowned in the bathtub, for crissakes, what else do you need to know? And keep that crap about her lollipop money outta the report. It’s distracting.”
“I’m curious about something.”
“You ain’t got enough to do? I can fill your plate if you’re bored.”
“You know me, I like to bundle ’em up nice and neat. She was in her forties, all alone, her husband got waxed in a car wreck four years ago. No survivors and no will. Maybe we can find some relatives who’ll give her a decent burial and a headstone.”
“We’re cops, Bannon, this ain’t the bleeding hearts club. Tell it to the Red Cross.”
“They’re only interested in the living.”
He dug a Tampa Nugget out of his desk drawer and lit it. It smelled like he was smoking a Hershey’s bar. He stared at me for a minute or two.
“This isn’t one of those nudges you get, is it, Bannon?”
“I don’t like coincidence. There’s a lot of it here.”
“That ain’t what this is about. You’re lookin’ for something else here, I can feel it in my bones.”
He growled, and gnawed on his cigar.
“We dug up some things,” I said, and gave him a report on what Ski and I had learned the day before, including Wilensky’s shadowy past and the mysterious cashier’s checks. I left out the background check on Culhane.
“I’d like to take one more day and run up the coast.”
He squinted his eyes and looked at me suspiciously.
“Where up the coast?”
“San Pietro.”
“San Pietro? That’s Culhane territory.”
“So I’ve heard.”
“The same Culhane who’s running for governor against Osterfelt and Bellini.”
“The same.”
He gave me the deadeye.
“So, what about Culhane?” I asked innocently.
He responded as only Moriarity can. He was a product of what I call the bureaucratic system of ambiguous response. Moriarity could be standing knee-deep in a pouring rainstorm and if you asked him if it was raining out, he would probably respond with something like, “It’s hard to say” or, more likely, “I think Gary Cooper shoulda played Rhett Butler.” In the bureaucracy, the less specific you get, the safer you are. So when I asked about Culhane, he thought a minute, and said that he had heard that Culhane was everything from a demagogue to a commie; from dangerous, tough, heartless, corrupt, merciless, and a cold-blooded murderer to heroic, compassionate, charming, and, as far as the citizens of San Pietro, California, were concerned, “Joan of Arc with a pecker.”
“What do you think?” I asked.
He thought for a minute and said, “I think God has a great sense of humor.”
I smiled and waited, but he didn’t have any more to say on the subject.
“So, why get so excited about Culhane? I’m going up there to talk to a couple of banks.”
“Thomas Brodie Culhane. His friends call him Brodie, everybody else calls him Captain. Nobody calls him Tommy or Thomas or anything kin to it.”
“How come?”
“How would I know? Maybe he doesn’t like the name.”
“Well, he’s stuck with it.”
“Not if he doesn’t say so.”
“That’s the way he is, then?”
“That’s the way he is.”
“What’s he captain of?”
“He was in the Marines in the war.”
“Sounds like a real bulldog.”
“If God’s a bulldog, that’s what Culhane is. If you’re going up there to snoop around, dance on your tiptoes.”
“I’ll avoid him.”
“He’ll know you’re there before you do.”
“Maybe I should make a courtesy call.”
“If he doesn’t beat you to it.”
“Hell, all I want to know is who’s been supporting Verna Wilensky for all those years.”
“Read about it in the scandal sheets.”
“It’s not a hundred miles. I can be back late tomorrow night.”
“I suppose you wanna take Agassi up there with you?”
I didn’t want to push my luck, so I told him I thought I could handle it alone. “I’m just gonna check a couple of banks and see what they can tell me.”
“I suppose you want a car and some play money?”
“That’d be nice. I don’t trust my heap for more than twenty miles at a clip.”
He sighed, opened his desk drawer, and took out a pad of expense forms and car chits. “Why don’t you get rid of that junk pile. Get yourself something decent. Hell, you just got a raise.”
“Is that what that was? I thought it was a tip.”
“Funny. Hell, you can get a brand-new Pontiac coupe for eight hundred bucks at Nordstrom’s showroom over on Welch Avenue. I just saw the ad. Tell ’em you’re a cop, maybe they’ll give you a break on the price and arrange a little loan.”
“Maybe in your world; not the world I live in.”
“Christ, what a hard head you got.”
I didn’t say anything. He glared up at me for a second and shook his head while he scribbled things on the two pads.
“Here’s for the car, tell them to fill it up. And you can draw ten bucks for meals. Keep the receipts.”
“Gee,” I said, looking at the chits, “I may just lam it down to Mexico and retire.”
“Send me your address, I’ll put you on my Christmas card list.”
“Thanks.”
“Stay outta trouble up there.”
“Don’t worry.”
“I’ve heard that line before. I’m still remembering the time you went up to Tahoe to pick up that firebug and ended up in the hoosegow for smacking an undercover cop.”
Before I could say anything else, Moriarity shook his head. That meant he was tired of our banter. And tired of me.
“Get outta here,” he said. “If you get hung up, there’s a fishing camp right on the water about ten miles south of town. A buddy of mine, Charlie Lefton, owns it. Tell him I sent ya.”
“Thanks.”
“But don’t.”
“Don’t what?”
“Get hung up.”
CHAPTER 10
