‘You were going to say, Sir John?’ Flaxwith asked.
‘I’d have all that removed,’ Cranston growled. ‘Come on!’
Dame Broadsheet’s establishment stood in a small, quiet alleyway: a three-storeyed mansion in its own grounds, the bottom floor was an alehouse with a bush strung up over the door. The upper storeys were what Dame Broadsheet called her ‘chapel of repose’, where clients could meet the sweetest professional doxies in London. Flaxwith tied Samson up outside and told him to be a good boy. The dog, his jaws full of offal he had picked up, whimpered back.
The taproom was quiet and very pleasant, the ceiling high, the rushes on the floor clean and supple. The tables were ringed with proper stools, not overturned kegs. Vats and beer barrels stood neatly at one end; hams and bags of onions hung from the rafters and baskets of flowers were placed on window ledges. By the sweet tang from the buttery, Cranston knew Dame Broadsheet’s French cook was busy. He smacked his lips, patted his stomach but kept within the shadows of the doorway, revelling in the sights and sounds. Flaxwith, behind him, kept his hand on his dagger. Dame Broadsheet’s establishment was well known as a retreat for the highwaymen and footpads of the city: Sir John would not be a welcome guest.
Cranston wondered whether to make a grand entrance or rush across and up the stairs at the far end. He decided on the latter. He stared around the taproom. He recognised many of the faces: scrimpers, foists, counterfeit men, cunning women, professional beggars, hardened bully-boys as well as some young men out for an evening, intent on carousing until cockcrow. All around them were the ladies of the town, not the common whores or strumpets, but, as Dame Broadsheet proclaimed, ‘ladies of refinement who knew how to please a gentleman’. The coroner had decided to make a dash for the stairs when a voice abruptly sang out.
‘Oh hell’s jakes, it’s Cranston!’
The young boys playing the rebec, flute and tambour abruptly stopped their soft music. The chatter died. Cranston swaggered into the centre of the room. He pulled off his beaver hat and gave the most mocking bow.
‘Lovely lads and lasses. Good evening. Jack Cranston presents his compliments.’
‘Oh piss off!’ A voice shouted.
Cranston didn’t even bother to look round. ‘It’s Ned, isn’t it? Ned the Limner? I’d keep a tidy tongue in your head, otherwise tomorrow, Ned my lad, I’ll be issuing warrants for your arrest. Charges of contumacy against a King’s officer. Now, now, now!’ Cranston spread his legs and tucked his thumbs into his broad sword belt. ‘Don’t be cruel to old Jack. I’ve got Henry Flaxwith here and a dozen more of his burly boys outside. Not to mention Samson the dog. You know Samson, don’t you? He likes nothing more than to gnaw on a nice juicy ankle.’
‘There’s no need for talk like that, Sir John.’
A lady came down the stairs, her blonde hair coifed under a silver-edged linen veil. Her gown was of dark burgundy, a gold chain round her slender waist. She moved slowly, languorously, head held high like a young noble-woman rather than mistress of a house of ill repute. The skin of her face was smooth, almost golden, the eyes big and smiling. It was the mouth that gave her away: sharp, thin lips, slightly sneering.
Cranston bowed again. ‘Mistress Broadsheet, how pleasant it is to see you.’
‘I’d love to return the compliment, Sir John.’
Cranston noticed her voice suddenly rose. She seemed reluctant to come any further down the stairs but stood holding on to the rail.
Sir John stiffened. ‘So, I’m welcome here?’ he asked curiously.
‘Of course you are, Sir John Cranston. You are coroner of the city. My house is your house…’
That was enough for Cranston. He reached the foot of the stairs in two bounds, brushed by her and reached the top. He heard the sounds of muffled footsteps above him. Despite his weight and tiredness, Sir John went up the next flight as nimble as a monkey, so quick he almost crashed into the man standing there; he held a small arbalest, the winch pulled back, the barbed bolt pointed directly at Sir John’s chest. Cranston paused and stared at the smiling face of the young man. He reminded the coroner of Athelstan: gentle eyes and olive skin under a mop of dark, glossy hair.
‘Well I never, the Vicar of Hell!’ Cranston studied the young man from head to toe, dressed as usual in black leather. Behind him, a young woman, a sheet wrapped round her, peered anxiously at the coroner. ‘Go back to your room, sweet one!’ Cranston called, feeling for his dagger.
‘Now, now, Sir John.’ The young man edged a bit closer. ‘You are not to do anything stupid.’
‘I want you,’ Cranston growled.
‘Wanting and having are two different things, Sir John.’
The Vicar of Hell lifted his arbalest. Sir John flinched but, instead of loosing the quarrel, the Vicar of Hell abruptly pushed Cranston, sending him tumbling back down the stairs.
CHAPTER 6
Sir John Cranston, coroner of the city, was in a terrible rage. He had been sent crashing down the stairs but his pride was hurt more than his bones. The Vicar of Hell, of course, nimble as a squirrel, had scampered off down the gallery and through a window. Sir John knew any pursuit would be futile.
He now stood raging in the taproom; all the customers had fled, frightened by the coroner’s roaring, a fearsome sight with his red face, bristling whiskers and naked dagger. Flaxwith had come rushing in, followed by Samson snarling and biting any available ankle.
Sir John glared at Dame Broadsheet who, despite all her hauteur and poise, now trembled on a stool beneath the coroner’s fearsome gaze.
‘Do you understand what I’m saying?’ Cranston roared, hands on hips.
Dame Broadsheet blinked.
‘I’ll tell you what I’m saying,’ Cranston continued. ‘You, madam, will stand in the stews for two days. Your ladies alongside you. This house will be closed down, sealed and all its goods and appurtenances transported to a cellar in the Guildhall!’
Dame Broadsheet stared into the icy blue eyes of Cranston. She knew there would be no bribery for this man of integrity either in cash or kind. However, she knew his weakness: her lower lip quivered and two large tears ran down her cheeks. Cranston swallowed hard, the sign for Dame Broadsheet to put her face in her hands and sob uncontrollably. Like a chorus in a play her young ladies, in different stages of undress, also began to weep, followed by the bully-boys and cross-biters, the cooks, the scullions and the tapsters. Some of the women even fell to their knees, hands clenched beseechingly. Cranston gazed around. Even Samson put his head back and howled mournfully.
‘Oh woe is us, Sir John!’ Dame Broadsheet let her hands fall away from her face. ‘Woe is the day I was born! Oh, Sir John, we are sorry!’
Cranston stared at the beautiful, tear-filled eyes and his rage began to ebb. The wailing grew even louder and Samson, head back and throat stretched, joined in with relish. Flaxwith looked pitiful. Cranston sat down on a stool.
‘Shut up!’ he bellowed. ‘For all that is holy, shut up!’
The wailing stopped. Dame Broadsheet looked tearfully at Sir John from under fluttering eyelids.
‘You are a minx,’ Cranston said.
‘Sir John, you looked so brave,’ she cooed. ‘Dashing upstairs ready for a battle, lance couched.’ She caught the warning look in Cranston’s eyes. ‘A true knight.’ She added hastily, ‘The Lady Maude must be a very fortunate woman.’ She lifted her hand and clicked her fingers. ‘Some refreshment for Sir John: a small meat pie, my Lord Coroner?’
Cranston’s anger disappeared. He moved across to the window seat, Dame Broadsheet with him. She leaned across the table. Somehow the buttons at the top of her dress had come unloosed so, if he had wanted to, Cranston could catch a glimpse of her soft, luxuriant breasts. He coughed, waved his fingers, and Dame Broadsheet, as prudish as a nun, quickly did up the offending buttons. She watched as Cranston bit into the pie and sipped at the wine.
‘I didn’t know he was there,’ she began as Sir John pushed the platter away.
‘Yes you did,’ Cranston retorted. ‘You know who the Vicar of Hell is, Dame Broadsheet: a defrocked priest, a
