‘Yes?’
I tell her that I used to come here as a child, that we had the family room every summer for two weeks.
‘And are you looking for a room for tonight?’ she asks.
Which hadn’t actually crossed my mind, but suddenly sounds like a wonderful idea. ‘Can we have the same one?’
Zoey comes marching up the path behind me, grabs my arm and spins me round. ‘What the hell are you doing?’
‘Booking a room.’
‘I can’t stay here, I’ve got college tomorrow.’
‘You’ve always got college,’ I tell her. ‘And you’ve got lots more tomorrows.’
I think this sounds rather eloquent and it certainly seems to shut Zoey up. She slouches back to the wall and sits there gazing at the sky.
I turn back to the woman. ‘Sorry about that,’ I say. I like her. She isn’t at all suspicious. Perhaps I look fifty today, and she thinks Zoey’s my terrible teenage daughter.
‘There’s a four-poster bed in there now,’ she says, ‘but it’s still en-suite.’
‘Good. We’ll take it.’
We follow her upstairs. Her bottom is huge and sways as she walks. I wonder what it would be like having her for a mother.
‘Here we go,’ she says as she opens the door. ‘We’ve completely re-decorated, so it probably looks different.’
It does. The four-poster bed dominates the room. It’s high and old-fashioned and draped with velvet.
‘We get lots of honeymooners here,’ the woman explains.
‘Fantastic!’ Zoey snarls.
It’s difficult to see the sunny room I used to wake up in every summer. The bunk beds have gone, replaced by a table with a kettle and tea things. The arched window is familiar though, and the same fitted wardrobe lines one wall.
‘I’ll leave you to it,’ the woman says.
Zoey kicks off her shoes and hauls herself onto the bed. ‘This room is seventy pounds a night!’ she says. ‘Do you actually have any money on you?’
‘I just wanted to look.’
‘Are you insane?’
I climb up beside her on the bed. ‘No, but it’s going to sound stupid out loud.’
She props herself up on one elbow and looks at me suspiciously. ‘Try me.’
So I tell her about the last summer I ever came here, how Mum and Dad were arguing more than ever. I tell her how at breakfast one morning, Mum wouldn’t eat, said she was sick of sausages and tinned tomatoes and that it would’ve been cheaper to go to Benidorm.
‘Go then,’ Dad said. ‘Send us a postcard when you get there.’
Mum took my hand and we came back upstairs to the room. ‘Let’s hide from them,’ she said. ‘Won’t that be fun?’ I was really excited. She’d left Cal with Dad. It was me she’d chosen.
We hid in the wardrobe.
‘No one will find us here,’ she said.
And nobody did, although I wasn’t sure anyone was actually looking. We sat there for ages, until eventually Mum crept out to get a pen from her bag, then came back and wrote her name very carefully on the inside of the wardrobe door. She passed me the pen and I wrote my name next to hers.
‘There,’ she said. ‘Even if we never come back, we’ll always be here.’
Zoey eyes me doubtfully. ‘Is that it? End of story?’
‘That’s it.’
‘You and your mum wrote your names in a cupboard and we had to drive forty miles for you to tell me?’
‘Every few years we disappear, Zoey. All our cells are replaced by others. Not a single bit of me is the same as when I was last in this room. I was someone else when I wrote my name in there, someone healthy.’
Zoey sits up. She looks furious. ‘So, if your signature’s still there you’ll be miraculously cured, will you? And if it isn’t, then what? Didn’t you hear that woman say they’d re-decorated?’
I don’t like her shouting at me. ‘Can you look in the wardrobe and see, Zoey?’
‘No. You made me come here and I didn’t want to. I feel like crap, and now this – a stupid cupboard! You’re unbelievable.’
‘Why are you so angry?’
She scrambles off the bed. ‘I’m leaving. You’re doing my head in looking for signs all the time.’ She gets her coat from where she dumped it by the door and yanks it on. ‘You go on and on about yourself, like you’re the only one in the world with anything wrong. We’re all in the same boat, you know. We’re born, we eat, we shit, we die. That’s it!’
I don’t know how to be when she’s yelling this loud. ‘What’s wrong with you?’
‘Same question,’ she shouts, ‘right back to you!’
‘There’s nothing wrong with me, apart from the obvious.’
‘Then I’m fine too.’
‘No, you’re not. Look at you.’
‘Look at me, what? What do I look like?’
‘Sad.’
She falters by the door. ‘Sad?’
There’s a terrible stillness. I notice a small tear in the wallpaper above her shoulder. I notice finger marks grimed on the light switch. Somewhere down in the house, a door opens and shuts. As Zoey turns to face me, I realize that life is made up of a series of moments, each one a journey to the end.
When she finally speaks, her voice is heavy and dull. ‘I’m pregnant.’
‘Oh my God!’
‘I wasn’t going to tell you.’
‘Are you sure?’
She sinks down into the chair next to the door. ‘I did two tests.’
‘Did you do them right?’
‘If the second window turns pink and stays pink, then you’re pregnant. It stayed pink twice.’
‘Oh my God!’
‘Would you stop saying that?’
‘Does Scott know?’
She nods. ‘I couldn’t find him that day at the supermarket and he wouldn’t answer his phone all weekend, so I went round to his house yesterday and made him listen. He hates me. You should have seen the look on his face.’
‘Like what?’
‘Like I’m an idiot. Like how can I be so stupid? He’s definitely seeing someone else. Those girls were right.’
I want to walk over and stroke her shoulders, the tough curve of her spine. I don’t though, because I don’t think she’d want me to.
‘What will you do?’
She shrugs, and in that shrug I see her fear. She looks about twelve. She looks like a kid on a boat, travelling on some big sea with no food or compass.
‘You could have it, Zoey.’
‘That’s not even funny.’
‘It wasn’t meant to be. Have it. Why not?’
‘I’m not having it because of you!’
I can tell this isn’t the first time she’s thought this. ‘Get rid of it then.’
She moans softly as she leans her head against the wall behind her and stares hopelessly up at the ceiling.
