envelope and tore it open.
‘
Inside were two sheets of paper tagged with little yellow Post-its marked ‘SIGN HERE’ with an arrow pointing to the relevant part of the form. Logan’s pulse thumped in his ears, pins and needles sparking along his forearms. ‘Holy mother of crap. .’
‘
‘I. .’ He licked his lips. ‘Got to go, something’s. . Bye.’ He hung up. Put the phone down with all the other rubbish from his jacket pockets. Cleared his throat. Blinked at the sheet of paper in his hand. The words were still there:
Oh dear Jesus. No. No chance. No chance in hell.
Logan tore the brown envelope open and tipped the contents into his hand. It was a cheque for thirty thousand pounds.
‘Little shite. .’
‘. .cheeky bastard gave me a cheque for thirty thousand pounds! Can you believe it? The sodding nerve of-’
‘
Union Street sparkled in the sunshine, mica chips in the granite making it look like someone had sneezed glitter all over the place. Traffic thundered across the junction to Rosemount Place, buses and taxis played chicken in the middle of the box junction.
Probably better waiting for the green man.
‘I can’t take-’
‘
‘Thought you loved that caravan.’
The pedestrian crossing bleeped and Logan marched across, dodging his way through a gaggle of middle- aged men in suits bragging about how much they were going to drink tonight.
‘
‘Of course, you know what’ll happen if I’m an executor for his will, don’t you? I’ll be a target for anyone who thinks they deserve a slice of the Wee Hamish empire: drug dealers, thugs, loan sharks, protection racketeers, people traffickers, smugglers, pimps. .’
‘
‘Reuben’s going to
Right onto the cobbles of Diamond Street down the side of KFC, past the sandwich bar and the hairdresser’s.
‘
‘All right, all right, I’ll open the windows.’
‘
‘He’s giving me power of attorney too. What the hell am I supposed to do with that? ’
‘
Left onto Lindsay Street, leaving the cobbles for a Frankenstein’s patchwork of tarmac and potholes.
‘You’re getting as bad as Steel.’
A pause. ‘
Then right onto Golden Square. Tall granite buildings faced out onto what was the bastard child of a roundabout and a car park. Rows of cars ringed a wrought-iron fence with more of them on the inside, facing out. Then another row behind that, circling the statue in the middle. The handful of trees dotted around the place looked in need of a decent drink.
‘
‘All right, I take it back.’ Sigh. ‘And I’ll do something about the shower.’
‘
The receptionist scowled up at him from behind her mahogany fortifications. The glasses balanced on the end of her nose had little wings on the top corners. They went with her purple cardigan. ‘Our office hours are nine to five. If you wish to make an
‘Is he in or not? ’
The smile looked forced, making tiny wrinkles around her narrowed eyes. She glanced sideways at a door on the far side of the room. ‘Mr Moir-Farquharson is with a client and isn’t to be. . Hey: you can’t go in there!’
Logan hauled the door open. ‘What the hell are you playing at? ’
Sunlight gilded the wood-panelled room, glinting off the bald head of a shaven gorilla in an expensive suit with ‘HATE’ tattooed on one set of knuckles and ‘PAIN’ on the other. Scars knitted their way over the back of his scalp, like cracks in an eggshell. He didn’t look around as Logan barged in, just sat there, silent as a slab of meat.
Sitting behind the wide oak desk, Hissing Sid sighed and closed his eyes — pinching the bridge of his nose with his thumb and forefinger. ‘Mrs Jefferies!’
Logan shook a fistful of brown envelope at him. ‘Attempted bribery of a police officer is an offence under the Criminal Justice, Scotland-’
‘How many times do I have to tell you: it’s
‘Don’t give me that shite!’ He hurled the envelope across the desk. It hit the lawyer on the chest and fell to the floor. ‘Think I don’t know a bribe when I see one? ’
The receptionist appeared at his elbow. ‘I’m sorry, Mr Moir-Farquharson, I told him you were with a client.’
The hulk of muscle in the suit sniffed, then hooked a thumb over his shoulder. His voice was a nasal Borders growl. ‘You want I should, you know, remove him from the premises, like? ’
Another sigh. Then Hissing Sid pushed his chair back, bent down and picked the envelope from the ground. ‘Will you excuse me for a couple of minutes, Mr Harris? I’m afraid DI McRae requires things to be explained to him slowly and with pictures wherever possible.’ He stood. ‘Mrs Jefferies, will you fetch Mr Harris a pot of tea? I’ll be in the conference room with our uncivilized visitor.’
Sandy Moir-Farquharson settled into a chair at the end of the long table, sitting with his back to the window. Sunshine cast dappled shadows on the cars parked around Golden Square, rippling gently as wind brushed through the leaves of the parched trees.
The lawyer placed the brown envelope on the table in front of him and smoothed it out with careful fingers. ‘DI McRae, I don’t appreciate you coming in here and making a nuisance of yourself when I’m with a client. Or any other time, come to that. If you wish to see me, you can make an appointment with Mrs Jefferies like everyone else.’
‘Thirty