He wanted to do the takedown himself, without a lot of police muddying the water.
'I accidentally got lost trying to find the memorial service and happened to stumble into Con's personal workroom. I tripped an alarm and Con found me snooping.'
'I'm guessing he wasn't happy about you snooping?'
'It turns out Spiro is dead. Con said he found Spiro's ring in the fire debris. Con needed a scapegoat and decided Spiro was the ghost for the job. So Con's been going around in mortician's makeup, looking like a scarred Spiro.'
'Why did Con need a scapegoat?'
I told Morelli about the hijacking and the money missing from the vault, and I told him about the mass murder.
Morelli was grinning. 'Let me get this straight,' he said. 'In the beginning, you basically made all the wrong assumptions about Anthony's involvement and Spiro's identity. And yet, at the end, you solved the crime.'
'Yeah.'
'Fucking amazing.'
'Anyway, Stiva locked me up in a casket and took me somewhere to kill me. He left so he could do one last Spiro impersonation, and while he was gone Ranger found me.'
'And Ranger's waiting for him to return?' 'Yep.'
'He should have told me,' Morelli said.
'Probably didn't want the police involved. Ranger likes to keep things simple.'
'Rangers a little psycho.'
'Marches to his own drummer,' I said.
'His drummers are all psycho, too.'
I looked at Bob. 'Has he been out?'
'Only in the yard.'
'I'll take him for a short walk.'
I went to the kitchen and got Bob's leash. And while I was at it I pocketed the keys to the Buick. I was feeling left out. And I was feeling pissed off. I wanted to be part of the takedown. And I wanted to release some anger on Stiva. I'd quit my job in an effort to normalize my life, and he'd sabotaged my plan. Of course, he'd done some good things, too, like blowing up Mama Macaroni and sending my cello to cello heaven. Still, it was small compensation for mowing Joe down and stuffing me into a casket. Maybe I should be feeling charitable because it appeared he was insane, but I just didn't feel charitable. I felt angry.
I snapped the leash on Bob, took him out the front door, and loaded him into the Buick. There was a slight chance we'd both be blown to smithereens, but I didn't think so. Blowing me up wasn't in Stiva's plan. I shoved the key in the ignition and listened to the Buick suck gas. Music to my ears. Morelli wouldn't be happy when he heard the Buick drive off, but I couldn't risk telling him I was going back to help Ranger. Morelli would never let me go. I'd paid attention when we left the little ranch house where I'd been held captive, and in fifteen minutes I was back in the neighborhood. I cruised by the house. It was dark. Half a block away I spotted the Explorer. Hal and Tank were in the house with Ranger. I backed the Buick into a dark driveway directly across from the little ranch. I sat with the motor running and my lights off. Bob was panting in the backseat, snuffling his nose against the window. Bob liked being part of an adventure.
After ten minutes, a green sedan came down the street. The car passed under a streetlight, and I could see Stiva behind the wheel. He was wearing the hat, and a splash of light illuminated his fake scars. He turned into the ranch house driveway and stopped. The garage door started to slide up. This was my moment. I stomped my foot down on the gas and roared across the street, slamming into the back of the green sedan. I caught it square, sending it crashing through the bottom half of the garage door, pushing it into the back of the garage.
Bob was barking and jumping around in the backseat. Bob probably drove NASCAR in another life. Or maybe demolition derby. Bob loved destruction.
'So what do you think?' I asked Bob. 'Should we hit him again?'
'Rolf, rolf, rolf!'
I backed up and rammed the green sedan a second time.
Ranger and Tank ran out of the house, guns drawn. Hal came five steps behind them. I backed up about ten feet and got out. I inspected the Buick. Hard to get a good look in the dark, but I couldn't see any damage by the light of the moon.
Tank played a beam of light from his Mag across the green sedan. The hood was completely smashed, the roof had been partially peeled away by the garage door, and the trunk was crumple city. Steam hissed from the radiator and liquid was pooling dark and slick under the car. Stiva was fighting the airbag.
I took Bob out of the backseat and walked him around on Spiro’s front lawn so he could tinkle. I was thinking I'd move back into my apartment tomorrow.
And maybe I'd get a cello. Not that I needed it. I was pretty darned interesting without it. Still, a cello might be fun.
Ranger was standing, hands on hips, watching me.
'I feel better now,' I said to Ranger.
'Babe.'
