Logan looked down at his hands. 'Didn't think it was necessary.
Our information didn't say anything about weapons.
And it was stolen property, small stuff, nothing special. We did a full risk analysis at the briefing 'And are you taking full responsibility for the entire…' he hunted around for the right word, settling on: 'fiasco?'
Logan nodded. There wasn't anything else he could do.
'Then there's the negative publicity,' said Napier. 'An incident like this gathers media interest, much in the same way as a mouldering corpse gathers flies…' He produced a copy of the previous day's Evening Express. The headline was something innocuous about house prices in Oldmeldrum, but the inspector flicked past that to the centre-page spread and handed it across the desk. To My Mind… was a regular column, where the paper got local bigwigs, minor celebrities, ex-police chief inspectors and politicians to bang their gums about something topical. Today it was Councillor Marshall's turn, the column topped with the usual photograph of the man, his rubbery features stretched wide by an oily smile like a self-satisfied slug.
Police incompetence is on the rise: you only have to look at last week's botched raid for yet more evidence! No arrests and one officer left at death's door. While our brave boys in blue patrolling the streets are doing a sterling job under difficult circumstances, it has become clear that their superiors are unable to manage the proverbial drinks party in a brewery…
It went on for most of the page, using Logan's screwed- up warehouse raid as a metaphor for everything that was wrong with the police today. He pushed the paper back across the desk, feeling slightly sick.
Napier pulled a thick file marked 'DS L. McRae' from his
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in-tray and added Councillor Marshall's article to the pile of newspaper cuttings. 'You have been remarkably lucky not to have been pilloried in the press for your involvement in this, Sergeant, but then I suppose that's what happens when you have friends in low places.' He placed the file neatly back in the tray. 'I wonder if the local media will still love you when PC Maitland dies…' Napier looked Logan straight in the eye. 'Well, I will make my recommendations to the Chief Constable. You will no doubt hear in due course what action is to be taken. In the meantime, I'd like you to consider my door always open, should you wish to discuss matters further.' All the sincerity of a divorce lawyer.
Logan said, 'Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.'
This was it: they were going to fire him.
Lunchtime, and Logan was still waiting for the axe to fall. He sat at a table in the corner of the canteen, pushing a congealing lump of lasagne around his plate. There was a clatter of dishes and Logan looked up to see WPC Jackie 'Ball Breaker' Watson smiling at him. Bowl of Scotch broth followed by haddock and chips. The plaster cast on her left arm made unloading the tray kind of tricky, but she managed without asking for help. Her curly brown hair was trapped in its regulation bun, just the faintest scraps of make-up on her face, every inch the professional police officer. Not at all like the woman he'd gone to bed with last night, who dissolved into fits of giggles when he blew raspberries on her stomach.
She looked down at the mush on his plate. 'No chips?'
Logan shook his head. 'No.' He sighed. 'Diet, remember?'
Jackie raised an eyebrow. 'So chips are out, but lasagne's OK is it?' She dug a spoon into her soup and started to eat.
'How was the Crypt Keeper?'
'Oh you know, same as usual: I'm a disgrace to the uniform, bringing the force into disrepute…' He tried for a smile, but couldn't quite make it. 'Beginning to think Maitland might just be one cock-up too many. Anyway,' change the subject: 'how about you? How's the arm?'
Jackie shrugged and held it up, the cast covered in biro signatures. 'Itches like a bastard.' She reached over and took his hand, her pale fingertips protruding from the end of the plaster like a hermit crab's legs. 'You can have some of my chips if you like.' That produced a small smile from Logan and he helped himself to one, but his heart wasn't in it.
Jackie made a start on the haddock. 'Don't know why I bothered talking the bloody FMO into letting me come back on light duties: all they'll let me do is file stuff.' Dr McCafferty, the Force Medical Officer, was a dirty old man with a permanent sniff and a thing for women in uniform. There was no way he could refuse Jackie when she turned on the charm.
'Tell you: no bugger here has the faintest clue about alphabetization. The amount of things I've found under 'T' when it should be…'
But Logan wasn't listening. He was watching DI Insch and Inspector Napier enter the canteen. Neither of them looked particularly happy. Insch hooked a finger in the air and made 'come hither' motions. Jackie gave Logan's hand one last squeeze. 'Screw them,' she said. 'It's just a job.'
Just a job.
They went to the nearest empty office, where Insch closed the door, sat on the edge of a desk, and pulled out a packet of Liquorice Allsorts. He helped himself and offered the packet to Logan, excluding Napier.
The inspector from Professional Standards pretended not to notice. 'Sergeant McRae,' he said, 'I have spoken to the Chief Constable about your situation and you will be pleased to know that I have been able to convince him not to suspend, demote or dismiss you.' It sounded bloody unlikely, but Logan knew better than to say anything. 'However,' Napier picked some imaginary fluff from the sleeve of his immaculate uniform, 'the Chief Constable feels that you have had too much freedom of late, and perhaps require more 'immediate supervision'.' Insch bristled at that, his eyes like angry black coals in his large pink face. Napier ignored him. 'As such you will be assigned to DI Steel's team. She has a much less demanding caseload than Inspector Insch and will have more time to devote to your 'professional development'.'
Logan tried not to wince. A transfer to the Screw-Up Squad, that was all he needed. Napier smiled at him coldly.
'I hope you will look upon this as an opportunity to redeem yourself, Sergeant.' Logan mumbled something about giving it his best shot and Napier oozed out of the room, reeking with triumph.
Insch dug a fat finger into the packet of Allsorts and stuffed a black-and-white cube into his mouth, chewing as he put on a reasonable impersonation of Napier's nasal tones: ''I have been able to convince him not to suspend, demote or dismiss you' my arse.' The cube was followed by a coconut wheel. 'Wee bugger will have been in there with the knife. The CC doesn't want to fire you 'cos you're a bona ride police hero. Says so in the papers, so it must be true.
And anyway, Napier can do sod all till they've finished the internal investigation. If he thought there was any chance of doing you for culpable negligence or gross misconduct you would've been suspended already. You'll be fine. Don't worry about it.'
'But DI Steel?'
Insch shrugged philosophically and munched on a pink aniseed disk. 'Aye, there is that. So you're on the Screw-Up Squad: so what? Get your finger out, don't do anything stupid and you'll be OK.' He paused and thought about it. 'Long as PC Maitland doesn't die, that is.' »
DI Insch ran a tight ship. A stickler for punctuality, preparation and professionalism, his briefings were clear and concise.
DI Steel's, on the other hand, seemed to be pretty much a shambles. There was no clear agenda and everyone talked at once, while Steel sat by an open window puffing away on an endless chain of cigarettes, scratching her armpit. She wasn't much over forty, but looked a damn sight older. Wrinkles ran rampant over her pointy face, her neck hanging from her sharp chin like a wet sock. Something terrible had happened to her hair, but everyone was too afraid to mention it.
Her team was relatively small – no more than half a dozen CID and a couple of uniforms – so they didn't sit in ordered rows like DI Insch insisted on, just clustered around a handful of chipped tables. They weren't even talking
