doing with. Who was it said that a truly happy man is the one who accepts and enjoys what he has?”
“It would be grand to think I was like that. But this last case has shaken me. I suppose I should have given Jim a warning.”
“If you’d followed correct police procedure, I’d probably be dead,” said Priscilla. “Every time I think of giving your career a push, I’ll think of that.”
There was a companionable silence and then Priscilla said, “I wonder what Mrs. Beck is thinking now. That her husband was so obsessed with Rosie and hated her, his wife, so much that he was prepared to hurt her further by admitting to a murder he did not commit?”
“I think she’ll get over the shock pretty quickly. She’ll probably sell her story to a tabloid and it’ll appear with screaming headlines after the murder trial and she’ll begin to enjoy the notoriety. Then she’ll marry again, some poor sod who actually likes being bullied, and live happily ever after. She won’t suffer long. Think of the selfishness of keeping a man tied to you even though you know he hates your guts. Maybe if she’s that selfish, she pretended the hatred wasn’t there.”
“And Lucia! She used to be so fond of you, named the baby after you; how could she go around spreading nasty stories about you?”
“Och, the silly lassie thought Willie had done it and it wouldn’t amaze me if I found out that Willie thought she had done it. That’s the terrible thing about murder in a small community, it turns one against the other and everyone starts suspecting everyone else. In the city, where people often don’t know their own neighbours, it would be different, I think. Mind you, sometimes I wonder what it would be like to live in a place and be completely anonymous. I love Lochdubh, but sometimes I feel I’m living under a magnifying glass.”
“Yes,” she said drily, “being found in bed with a woman wouldn’t be such a topic of gossip. Do you know she told me she had done that on instructions from Jim? It was to keep your mind off them?”
“The thing that kept my mind on them was I desperately wanted it to be the fake John Glover. I didnae want it to be one of the villagers.” His hazel eyes gleamed with malice. “You must be feeling better, Priscilla. You enjoyed telling me that.”
“I’ll get us another drink,” said Priscilla quickly, picking up his now empty glass and walking over to the bar, “and then I’ll find you a bed. Oh, something good’s come out of it all – or rather, I suppose it’s good news.”
“What’s that?”
She filled their two glasses with a generous measure and walked back to join him and sat down.
“Geordie Mackenzie and Annie Ferguson are an item.”
“Well, well, hardly love’s young dream, but nice all the same. Has he been married before?”
“Don’t think so. There’s something else…”
“What? This whisky is grand.”
“Archie Maclean has rebelled. The worm has turned.”
“Never! What did he do? Throw his wife in the washtub?”
“She found out about his visiting Rosie Draly and called him a silly fool. The thing that evidently hurt Archie most was that she did not think for a moment he had been having an affair with Rosie. So he told her he had just as she was about to hit him with the potato masher. The yells were so loud that a lot of the villagers were crowded at the kitchen door to listen, which is why I got hold of all this. But I think what Archie did next was more shocking in her eyes than any affair.”
“Go on. The mind boggles.”
“He pushed through the people watching and ran into the garden and he jumped up and down in the garden until his boots were well and truly muddy and then he rushed back into the kitchen and pranced all over the floor to cheers from the crowd, shouting, “Take that, you auld bitch.” And that’s not all.”
“She must have gone mad,” marvelled Hamish. “That woman would consider mud on her kitchen floor worse than rape.”
“Well, you know how Mrs. Maclean always boils and cleans his clothes so they’re tight and shrunken? He rushed over to Patel’s store and bought a pair of loose jogging trousers, a T-shirt, and a bright-red polyester jacket with a skull on the back. Everyone had followed him over. He stripped off down to his underwear right in the middle of the shop and put on his new clothes, then he smiled all round and went off to the bar.”
“What on earth did Mrs. Maclean do?”
“She rushed round to Dr. Brodie, screaming her husband had gone mad and demanding men in white coats with a strait-jacket. But Dr. Brodie sat her down, evidently, and told her a few home truths, including the fact that he had gleaned from the police that Rosie Draly had probably been a lesbian.”
“And what did she say to that?”
“She said, “Thae Greeks hae no morals.””
Hamish laughed. “She’ll win in the end. She’ll get these new clothes off Archie’s back soon enough and shrink them.”
Then he stifled a yawn.
“Drink up,” said Priscilla, “and I’ll show you your bed. I don’t suppose you really meant to pay for the room, but in case you did, you don’t have to. It’s comfortable enough, but it’s not being let to any guests until we get it redecorated.”
She led the way upstairs to the top of the castle. “It’s along from mine.” She pushed open a door. “The bed’s made up. All you’ve got to do is fall asleep.”
He kissed her cheek. “Thanks,” he said gruffly. “I’ll need all my strength to cope with the wrath o’ police headquarters.”
“Don’t worry,” she said, “you won’t be alone. I suppose Blair will be in more trouble than he’s ever been in the whole of his life!”
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Another day dawned sunny and clear with just a hint of early-morning frost in the air. The bracken on the hillsides was beginning to turn golden and the rowan trees were heavy with scarlet berries. Most of the cottages had a rowan tree at the gate. It was supposed to keep the fairies away, and although all would scornfully say that they didn’t believe in fairies, all privately thought it was a good idea to have a rowan tree outside the house…well, just in case.
Mrs. Wellington was standing on the waterfront outside Patel’s store with the Currie sisters when Detective Jimmy Anderson sloped along. “Day, ladies,” he said. “Where’s Hamish?”
“He’s probably asleep,” snorted the minister’s wife. “That man must be the laziest policeman on the beat.”
“Not to say the most immoral…most immoral,” said Jessie Currie.
“Well, I shouldn’t think you’ll have to put up with him for much longer,” said Jimmy, lighting a cigarette and puffing the smoke in the direction of Mrs. Wellington, who coughed stagily and flapped the air with her hand.
“What d’you mean?” asked Nessie.
“Our Hamish is all set for the high jump.”
“Do you mean the games over at Lochinver?” asked Nessie, looking puzzled.
“No, fired, sacked, given the boot, that’s what.”
“Wait a minute,” boomed Mrs. Wellington. “He solved the case, he killed that murderer, he saved Miss Halburton-Smythe’s life; why on earth should he be given the sack?”
“For talking to a reporter,” said Jimmy, ticking off the offences on his fingers, “for investigating on his own and not reporting in when his photo was in the papers and calls on the radio, for hiring a car with a dead man’s driving license, for having driven a police vehicle to Glasgow without permission, for having borrowed a gun and shot someone without permission, and I think all that’s just for starters.”
“But if he had done everything by the book,” said Mrs. Wellington, “you’d never have caught this Gentleman Jim; in fact, you’d probably never have known who he was!”
“Could be, but tell that to Strathbane.”
“This is dreadful, dreadful,” said Jessie, as much for Hamish now as she had so recently been against him. “Something must be done.”
Customers coming out of the shop were hailed and told the bad news about Hamish and by lunch-time everyone in the village knew that Hamish Macbeth was due for the chop. Feelings began to run high. Hamish was their policeman, and no one from the ‘big city’ was going to dictate to them whom they should or should not
