'No. I mean if I'd been at home it might have come under the house-contents insurance, but I never thought of taking out travel insurance to go to a place like this.'
'You'll know better next time,' he said in a heavy, sententious way that made Agatha want to hit him.
Agatha looked at the policewoman. She was sitting on the bed, her chin drooped on her chest, her eyes closed. 'Your policewoman's asleep,' she said.
'Constable Trul!' barked Tarret.
'I wasn't asleep,' she said. 'I was thinking.' Tarret turned to the night porter. 'We'll go downstairs. You'd better tell us who could have had access to a key to this room.'
Agatha saw them out. She felt like a drink but this hotel was too old-fashioned to have anything modern like a minibar. She slumped down in a chair. She shouldn't have lied about her visit to Francie. Her eyes narrowed. It was Francie who had criticized her coat. Such as that horrible girl on the prom who had attacked her would hardly stroll into an expensive hotel. Her mind made feverish by the wreck of her coat, Agatha suddenly decided it could not have been anyone else but Francie. The residents of the hotel had all been playing Scrabble with her. Daisy Jones had left at one point to 'powder her nose,' as she delicately put it, but she had gone in the direction of the Ladies' on the ground floor. Then the colonel and Mr. Berry had left the game on two occasions to buy drinks. But by no stretch of the imagination could she imagine either elderly gentleman nipping up the stairs to slash her coat.
It must be that dreadful Francie, Francie who was probably lying in smug sleep at that very moment.
Agatha decided to go and wake her up. If she was the culprit, then she might still have some evidence of red paint on her hands or under her fingernails.
She put on a warm anorak and headed downstairs. Tarret and Trul were still questioning the night porter. 'Got to get a breath of air,' gabbled Agatha.
As she walked along the deserted promenade under a small chilly moon, she felt that if she could solve The Case Of The Vandalized Mink Coat, that would show Jimmy Jessop she was a brain to be reckoned with.
The night was very still and the silence of the town, eerie. Her own footsteps sounded unnaturally loud.
Her courage was beginning to fail. What if Francie didn't answer the door? What if the neighbours reported her to the police? But the thought of impressing the hitherto unimpressed Jimmy spurred her on.
As she turned into Partons Lane, she noticed that the street light at the corner was out, making the entrance to the lane pitch-black. She stumbled slightly on the cobbles. Getting to the pink cottage, she raised her hand and knocked loudly on the door. The door gave and swung slowly open.
Agatha felt superstitious dread flooding her. It was as if the witch had known she was coming and had magically caused the door to open. She went inside. 'Francie!' she called.
The witch was no doubt upstairs asleep. Agatha fumbled around the hall looking for a light switch and at last found one at the foot of the stairs. Feeling more confident and thinking it might be an idea to surprise Francie asleep and study her fingernails and hands before waking her, Agatha started to creep up the stairs, which were as thickly carpeted as those at the hotel.
She gingerly pushed open one door. The bathroom. She tried another. A box-room. Another door. In the light from the stairs, Agatha could see it was a bedroom. She felt around inside the door for a light switch, found it, and clicked it on.
Lying half in, half out the bed was Francie Juddle. Blood from a great wound on her head had dripped onto the white carpet, leaving a dark stain. The white cat was crouched on the edge of the bed. When it saw Agatha, with one spring it flew straight at her face. Agatha screamed and tore it off.
Her first instinct was to flee. But Francie might still be alive. Agatha could not bring herself to touch the body. There was a phone extension by the bed. Fingerprints, she thought. My fingerprints will be everywhere. Why didn't I wear gloves? How do I explain my call?
She had forgotten the number of the police station. She dialled 999 and then in a trembling voice asked for police and ambulance and then went down to the small hall to wait.
Agatha wished from the bottom of her heart that she had never run away. She crouched in a small chair in the hall. It would come out that she had visited Francie. And how was she to explain what she was doing at Francie's cottage at this time of night?
She heard car doors slam outside the cottage. Detective Constable Tarret came in followed by his sleepy policewoman.
'What is this about?' he demanded. 'What are you doing here?'
'It's Mrs. Juddle,' said Agatha. 'She's upstairs in the bedroom. I think she's dead.'
The ambulance men came in at that moment.
'Show us,' said Tarret.
Agatha led the way upstairs and to the bedroom, pointed at the door and stood back while the police and the ambulance men went in. Jimmy Jessop came up the stairs.
He glanced at her. 'In there,' said Agatha faintly.
She retreated to the hall. Soon the scene-of-crime men arrived with their equipment, then the pathologist with his black bag. Francie must be dead, thought Agatha. There was no rush to bring her out to the ambulance. More police arrived to cordon off the outside of the cottage.
Agatha began to wonder whether she should slip off back to the hotel. After all, they would know where to find her. But she stayed where she was. The trembling had stopped and now she felt exhausted.
Inspector Jimmy Jessop came down the stairs. 'I'd better ask you to accompany us back to the station,' he said. 'Constable Trul will take you there.' His eyes were flat and expressionless.
The policewoman came down the stairs. Lights were on in all the neighbouring cottages. As she was led out, a flashlight went off in Agatha's face. The local press had arrived. Agatha cringed and tried to hide her face. She got in the car. Another flashlight went off.
Numb now with shock and exhaustion, Agatha was borne off to the police station and put in an interviewing room. Constable Trul brought her a cup of milky tea and a digestive biscuit and then sat in the corner, her hands folded in her lap.
Agatha sipped the tea and wrinkled her nose in disgust. It was the sort of stuff in a thin paper cup that came out of a machine. She pushed it away and laid her head on the desk and immediately fell asleep. She was awakened three quarters of an hour later by someone shaking her shoulder. It was Jimmy Jessop. She looked up at him blearily.
'Now, Mrs. Raisin,' he said, 'let's get this over with. We all need our sleep.'
Agatha sat up, blinked and looked around, Jimmy sat down opposite her along with Detective Constable Tarret.
'Is the tape in?' asked Jimmy over her shoulder and Trul gave a sleepy 'Yes.'
To her amazement, Agatha heard herself being cautioned and then Jimmy's flat emotionless voice asking her if she wanted a lawyer.
'No,' said Agatha. 'I haven't done anything.'
'I have a report here that your fur coat was vandalized. In your preliminary statement, you said nothing about Mrs. Juddle. So why did you go to see her in the middle of the night?'
Agatha's mind went this way and that. Then she decided that the truth was the only thing that would serve.
'I didn't tell the police I had been to Francie because I was ashamed to say I had been consulting the local witch.' Agatha unwound the scarf from her head and bent it forward. 'Some hairdresser shampooed my head with depilatory instead of shampoo and my hair didn't seem to be growing back properly. Mrs. Daisy Jones at the hotel recommended Francie. I went along to her and bought a bottle of hair tonic. While I was there, she made several remarks about my coat.'
'Exactly what did she say?'
'I can't remember exactly. She said something about all the little animals that had been killed to make it and that I shouldn't be wearing it. I was upset after the coat had been vandalized. I thought I would go and wake her up and see if she had any red paint marks on her hands or under her nails. I knocked at the cottage door, hard. The door swung open. I went upstairs to look for the bedroom. I wanted to surprise her asleep. I wanted to look at her hands. But when I pushed open the bedroom door and turned on the light, I saw her the way you found her. I should have checked to see if she was still alive, but I couldn't bring myself to do that. I phoned for the police and
