wearing a white silk kimono. Her breasts were tantalisingly on display. He moved inside, pushed her against the wall, began to grope. A few minutes and he’d have popped.
Pushing him away, she said, ‘Let’s whet our appetites.’
A glass of whiskey was already poured. She asked, ‘Is Glenfiddich OK?’
‘Aye, lass.’
Truth to tell, he’d never had it. So if it tasted a tad off, he wouldn’t know. Put mustiness down to quality.
‘You sit here.’ And she manoeuvred him into an armchair.
‘More?’ she asked, coming with the bottle. As he held out his glass, he had to loosen his shirt, said, ‘Jeez, it’s hot in here.’
She smiled, poured, said, ‘Animal heat.’
The room was tilting and he thought, ‘I’m legless, how can I be so pissed.’
As he sank back into the armchair, he tried to focus on Sarah but he was seeing double. Odd thing was, he could have sworn that half of Sarah was Falls. What? He closed his eyes.
The doctor said, ‘I don’t quite know how you managed it but your penis is super-glued to your testicles.’
McDonald didn’t know what to say. He wanted to howl. He’d come to in his car with a bastard of a headache. Nothing of the evening could he remember. Bursting for a piss, he found his dick wouldn’t budge. Thus the doctor and his absolute mortification.
He strongly suspected the doctor was smirking. Worse, he had a nurse who was outright laughing. The doctor said, ‘Here’s what we’ll do to … ahm … release you, but I won’t lie, it’s going to be painful.’
It was.
McDonald howled for all he was worth.
Smoking
Brant was standing outside the station with Roberts. He was lighting one cigarette with the stub of another. Roberts said, ‘Those will kill you.’
Brant nodded but didn’t speak. A young constable came down the steps, said, ‘Sarge, there’s a call for you.’
‘Who is it?’
‘Ahm, oh yeah, Paul Johnson.’
‘I’m not here.’
‘What.’
‘Are yah deaf, I’m not available.’
‘Oh … right.’
A car pulled up at the kerb and Porter Nash got out. Both men watched him closely. He came right up to Brant, said, ‘I have something for you.’
‘For me?’
‘I caught two teenagers breaking into a car yesterday. They offered me a watch to let them slide.’
Here, Nash put his hand in his pocket, produced the Tag, continued, ‘I persuaded them to tell me where they got it.’ Brant looked at Nash and the moment hung. Then Nash said, ‘Seems they saw you drop it.’
Brant let out a deep breath, took the watch, said, ‘I owe you one.’
‘Glad to help.’
After Nash had gone, Roberts asked, ‘What just happened?’ But Brant was raging, spat, ‘I fuckin’ hate that.’
‘What?’
‘Him. You know, owing him a favour.’
‘I thought you’d be glad to get the Tag.’
‘They never forget, you know.’
‘Who?’
‘Queers … they hold it over you…
Roberts sighed, said, ‘You are a very twisted man … very.’
Mick Ryan knocked on Falls’ door. She opened it, said, ‘What do you want?’
‘To talk.’
‘I’m surprised you have time, I mean aren’t you supposed to be running a crime empire.’
He looked round, said, ‘Please.’
She had been expecting a rage of homicidal proportions. But all she felt now was sad and tired, said, ‘Come in.’
For a moment they simply watched each other. He tried, ‘I dunno where to begin.’
‘The truth would be nice.’
‘I’m not going to apologise for who I am. But I’m truly sorry if you’ve been hurt.’
‘If!’
‘I’m getting out … like all the rest, I’ll go to the Costa.’
‘How nice.’
‘Come with me.’
She gave a bitter laugh, asked, ‘As what, yer au pair?’
‘You can have your own villa … it could work.’
Falls sat down, said, ‘I’m in deep shit over the rapist and you’re offering me a shag in Spain. No thanks.’
Ryan went to touch her but let his hand fall away, said, ‘Watch the papers on Saturday, it’s the least I can do.’
‘Oh, you’ve sold your story.’
He moved to the door, said, ‘Take care.’
She said nothing at all.
Brant was heading for the pub, asked Roberts, ‘Wanna pint, guv?’
‘Naw, I’m knackered.’
The Cricketers was quiet and Brant ordered a Stella. He was getting on the good side of that when a man came into the bar, looked around and headed his way.
He said, ‘DS Brant?’
Brant gave the man a hard look, asked, ‘Why?’
‘I went to the station and they said I might find you here.’
‘Helpful bastards, aren’t they?’
The man put out his hand, said, ‘I’m Paul Johnson.’
Brant ignored the hand, said, ‘And that’s supposed to tell me what?’
‘I’m married to your ex-wife.’
‘Oh.’
‘I wanted to thank you for extricating me from the shoplifting charge.’
Brant turned away. ‘No big deal, you needn’t have wasted the trip.’
But the man didn’t go and Brant let his testiness show, barked, ‘What?’
‘I think I can help you.’
‘Help me? And how the fuck could you help me?’
‘The Tommy Logan killing. I know who did it.’
Brant moved off his stool, took the man’s arm, said, ‘Let’s park it at the back.’
Moved to a table at the rear, Brant said, ‘Let’s hear it.’
‘A few weeks back, a man named Neville Smith cut up Tommy Logan in traffic. Later, Logan came to Smith’s
