05 William Tell Told Again

Werner Stauffacher, who had gray hair and was always wondering how he ought to pronounce his name; and Arnold of Melchthal, who had light-yellow hair and was supposed to know a great deal about the law, to make the complaint. They called on the Governor one lovely morning in April, and were shown into the Hall of Audience.

“Well,” said Gessler, “and what’s the matter now?”

The other two pushed Walter Furst forward because he looked fierce, and they thought he might frighten the Governor.

Walter Furst coughed.

“Well?” asked Gessler.

“Er—ahem!” said Walter Furst.

“That’s the way,” whispered Werner; “give it him!”

“Er—ahem!” said Walter Furst again; “the fact is, your Governorship—”

“It’s a small point,” interrupted Gessler, “but I’m generally called ‘your Excellency.’ Yes?”

“The fact is, your Excellency, it seems to the people of Switzerland—”

“—Whom I represent,” whispered Arnold of Melchthal.

“—Whom I represent, that things want changing.”

“What things?” inquired Gessler.

“The taxes, your excellent Governorship.”

“Change the taxes? Why, don’t the people of Switzerland think there are enough taxes?”

Arnold of Melchthal broke in hastily.

“They think there are many too many,” he said. “What with the tax on sheep, and the tax on cows, and the tax on bread, and the tax on tea, and the tax—”

“I know, I know,” Gessler interrupted; “I know all the taxes. Come to the point. What about ‘em?”

“Well, your Excellency, there are too many of them.”

“Too many!”

“Yes. And we are not going to put up with it any longer!” shouted Arnold of Melchthal.

Gessler leaned forward in his throne.

“Might I ask you to repeat that remark?” he said.

“We are not going to put up with it any longer!”

Gessler sat back again with an ugly smile.

“Oh,” he said—”oh, indeed! You aren’t, aren’t you! Desire the Lord High Executioner to step this way,” he added to a soldier who stood beside him.

The Lord High Executioner entered the presence. He was a kind-looking old gentleman with white hair, and he wore a beautiful black robe, tastefully decorated with death’s-heads.

“Your Excellency sent for me?” he said.

“Just so,” replied Gessler. “This gentleman here”—he pointed to Arnold of Melchthal—”says he does not like taxes, and that he isn’t going to put up with them any longer.”

“Tut-tut!” murmured the executioner.

“See what you can do for him.”

“Certainly, your Excellency. Robert,” he cried, “is the oil on the boil?”

“Just this minute boiled over,” replied a voice from the other side of the door.

“Then bring it in, and mind you don’t spill any.”

Enter Robert, in a suit of armour and a black mask, carrying a large caldron, from which the steam rose in great clouds.

“Now, sir, if you please,” said the executioner politely to Arnold of Melchthal.

Arnold looked at the caldron.

“Why, it’s hot,” he said.

“Warmish,” admitted the executioner.

“It’s against the law to threaten a man with hot oil.”

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“You may bring an action against me,” said the executioner. “Now, sir, if you please. We are wasting time. The forefinger of your left hand, if I may trouble you. Thank you. I am obliged.”

He took Arnold’s left hand, and dipped the tip of the first finger into the oil.

“Ow!” cried Arnold, jumping.

“Don’t let him see he’s hurting you,” whispered Werner Stauffacher. “Pretend you don’t notice it.”