Even The Vampires Get The Blues

deeply was almost overwhelming. All he had to do was sink his teeth in that tender white flesh…

'Take it, Paen. Take me. Take me now! Make me yours forever!'

It was the triumph in her voice that stopped him from giving in to the hunger. Like a bucketful of cold water tipped over his head, distaste washed over him at her words.

'You may know what I am, but I also know what you are,' he said, stepping back, his voice cold and flat.

'What?' she asked, her eyes confused for a moment. 'What do you mean? You aren't going to bite me? You aren't going to Dracula me and drink my blood? You aren't going to make me your eternal bride?'

'No,' he answered, more amused than annoyed. 'I'm not going to drink your blood, or marry you. My name is Paen Alasdair Scott, not Dracula, and I'm not a prince of the night, or a count, or even a dashing, romantic figure. I'm a simple Scot with an interest in the history and travels of Marco Polo, and a weakness for computer games.'

'But… you're a vampire!' she protested. 'You can't refuse me!'

'We prefer the names Moravian or Dark One. They are less dramatic, and result in fewer people arriving at the front door with torches and wooden stakes. As for refusing you…' He gestured toward the open door. 'Thank you again, but I'm a busy man. If you wouldn't mind leaving now?'

'Well, I have nevah!' The confusion in Clarice's grey eyes changed to haughty anger as the twangy cadence of her accent deepened. 'There's just somethin' wrong with you, you know that?'

'Yes, I'm aware of it,' he answered, still amused despite the irritating aspect of the interruption. 'I'm more or less damned by an ancient curse. My parents hadn't completed the seven steps to Joining when I was born, so unlike my younger brothers, I have no soul.'

'But… your brother said that only a woman can save you. He said that you need a woman to become whole again.'

'Clearly it's time for me to have yet another talk with Avery,' Paen said, sighing a little. 'He means well, but I've told him before—I have no intention of accepting a Beloved even if I did find her.'

'Beloved?'

'Only a Beloved can redeem a Dark One's soul. But I don't need a woman to live a happy life,' he told her, gently pushing her out the door. 'I'm quite content on my own. I have my research, and family—although they can be annoying as hell sometimes—and given my brothers' randy natures, all the beautiful women I can look at. I even had a girlfriend a few years ago, although she left me for a software genius. So as you can see, I may be damned, but I'm just fine with it. Thanks again for the offer. See you later.'

'But… you can't… you need to drink blood—'

Paen quietly closed the door on Clarice's outraged protests, turning the lock after a moment's thought. No sense in giving her the chance to pop back in and throw herself at him again.

'Alone at last,' he said to himself as he turned back toward his desk.

'Not exactly.'

Across the room, a shadow moved against a wall, separating itself to form into a man. Paen watched with interest, cautious but not overly concerned about the sudden appearance of what he believed was a demon in his study. 'Today seems to be my day for entertaining guests. I assume this isn't just a social call?'

The man-shaped demon chuckled. Paen was momentarily taken aback by such an act—demons were notorious for their lack of sense of humor. It was a rare one who could appreciate sarcasm and irony. 'I'm not going to drag you down to Abaddon, if that's what you are wondering. So I suppose in a sense, this could be construed as a social call. I'm Caspar Green.'

Paen looked at the hand the demon offered. It didn't look like it concealed any spring-loaded razor blades, or deadly acid pumps, or even some horrible contagion that would cause various body parts to wart up and subsequently fall off, but you never really knew with demons. 'Erm… you'll forgive me for being rude, but I don't recall ever hearing about a demon who assumed a mortal name.'

Caspar smiled. Paen glanced quickly toward a delicate glass-fronted secretary that held his more valuable manuscripts. Generally when demons smiled, things broke. 'That would be because I'm not a demon. I am, in fact, an alastor.'

'Alastor?' The name tickled in the back of his mind.

'Yes.' Caspar tipped his head to the side. 'I find myself somewhat offended that you thought I was a common demon. I assumed you were a man of some discernment.'

'Forgive me,' Paen said with a wry twist to his lips. 'I am a bit of the stereotypically cloistered scholar. I haven't had time to mingle much with citizens of the Otherworld, but correct me if I'm wrong—isn't alastor another name for a demon?'

'I am of the demonic persuasion, yes, but not truly a demon. Alastors are not bound to demon lords—they can, however, be employed. A better name would be nemesis; it is what most alastors are commonly called. As for my name—I was mortal at one time. It is my preference to use a name that puts humans at ease.'

'I'm not human,' Paen pointed out, finally shaking the alastor's hand. He might not be able to tell a demon from an alastor, but he wasn't a fool. He'd heard enough stories of how tricky those beings born in the service of dark powers could be.

'No, you're not, although some would say you're close enough to count as human.' Caspar smiled again and gestured toward a chair. 'May I?'

'Certainly. Er… I don't often have denizens of Abaddon visiting. What is the proper protocol? Should I offer you a whisky, blood of a virgin… or would you prefer a small rodent?'

'Whisky will do just fine,' Caspar answered, seating himself in the chair opposite Paen's desk. 'Although the blood of a virgin… ?'

Paen poured some whisky into a small lead-crystal glass and gave it to the man. 'I'm afraid we're fresh out.'

'Ah. As I feared. The market price on virgin's blood has been outrageous of late. Ever since the virgins formed a union, they have been unreasonable in their demands. Slainte.' Caspar sipped at his whisky. 'Excellent. How old is it?'

'My father set it down the year I was born,' Paen answered, leaning a hip against his desk, his arms crossed over his chest. 'What exactly is it you want?'

Caspar took another sip. 'Extremely smooth for a whisky that's… hmm. I judge it to be approximately three hundred years old?'

'Two hundred and forty-six.'

'Ah. Delightful, nonetheless.'

Paen frowned. His curiosity was roused by the being who sat before him, drinking his father's whisky, but not so much that he was willing to spend all afternoon in polite chitchat with him.

'The reason I am here involves your father, actually. You have no doubt heard how he met your mother?'

'Yes,' Paen said, growing uneasy. Caspar Green might not be a demon, but nothing good could come of someone from the Otherworld being concerned with his father. 'They met at the conclusion of what is now referred to as the French and Indian War. My mother was French. My father fought on the side of the English. His head was almost completely severed during one battle, and she found him and tended to him despite her family's objections. They fell in love. What do my parents have to do with you?'

'A great deal, actually. Or rather, their meeting does. The story you've been told isn't quite accurate—your father was wounded, and your mother did nurse him back to health, but he himself inflicted the injury.'

Paen thinned his lips. He didn't believe anything so ridiculous. 'Why on earth would he do such a foolish thing?'

'Because I told him his Beloved was nearby.'

'You told him?' Paen stared at the man in outright disbelief.

Caspar smiled—on the surface a pleasant smile, but Paen was aware of the aura of power that surrounded the alastor. 'Yes. Your father engaged the demon lord Oriens to find his Beloved. I was charged with locating her, which I did. I informed your father of her situation, and counseled that a drastic action would be needed to get within her circle of friends. He took the action, and the rest, as they say, is history. Literally, in this case, but that's