The Pistoleer: A Novel of John Wesley Hardin

When his pa grabbed up his rifle and pouch of ammunition and rode off hell-for-leather toward the Yankee camp, Simp said, nobody would of been able to stop him if they tried. Late the next day, the county sheriff brought him back in a flatwagon, just as dead as a man can be from eighteen Yankee bullets.

Simp had got back home by then and helped to dig all the graves. That evening, he sold the house and property to a neighbor for twenty dollars cash money and the promise of eighty more someday when the neighbor had it. Then he saddled up and rode off to a place where the road between Corsicana and the Yankee camp curved through a thick grove of oak. He set himself up in a clump of trees and waited with his Sharps carbine loaded and cocked.

The next day three Yanks came riding down from Corsicana, laughing and half drunk. Simp shot one soldier in the head and then another in the spine as he tried to ride off. The third one hightailed it around the bend before Simp could load and cock the Sharps again. The one shot in the spine was still alive, but he was paralyzed and crying, and he begged Simp for his life. He had a sweetheart back home in Ohio he was fixing to marry, he said. Simp laughed at him while he scalped the other Yankee. He said the wounded Yank’s eyes about popped out of his head when he saw him do that. But we really should of seen his face, Simp said, when he did the same thing to him. The fella’s screams, Simp said, was music to his ears. He let the Yank have a good close look at his own bloody hair in his hand, then blasted his brains into the dirt. “It was about the most enjoyable fifteen minutes of my life,” Simp said, and the way he smiled when he said it, you didn’t doubt him a bit. But now the Yankees were on the hunt for him, and the word was out that they meant to shoot him on sight. He had the scalps hung on his saddle horn and he allowed me and Johnny to feel of them. The skin part was stiff and rough and left flakes of dry blood on your fingers.

Simp wasn’t but sixteen years old at the time, about three years older than me and Johnny. He had a smile like a wolf and his eyes were hot and bright as fire. He was the first wanted man we’d known, and we thought he was nothing but a hero for what he’d done. Still, there were times when he’d be off sitting by himself and looking like he might cry, and you knew he was thinking about his family and what those murdering Yankee bastards had done to them.

Simp’s wasn’t the only story of its kind that came to us. We heard tale after tale of Yankee cruelty all over Texas. The way they carried on in Texas after the War was pure hateful, and it’s something none of us will ever forget. They shot more than one man dead just for still wearing a Confederate cap. They’d throw you in jail for just staring hard at a Yankee. They stole any damn thing they wanted—stock, wagons, goods. They burned farms for the pure meanness of it—hell, they burned down whole towns. A bunch of drunk nigger soldiers burned Brenham to the ground and wasn’t a one of them arrested for it, and that’s a fact. It was clear enough those Yankee sons of bitches wouldn’t be satisfied till there wasn’t nothing left of Texas but burnt dirt. It ain’t a bit of wonder that for so many years after the War Texas was full of more bad actors than you could shake a hanging rope at. The way a lot of young fellas saw it, if the Yankees were the ones to make the laws, then the only proper thing to be was an outlaw.

Johnny and me used to spend a lot of time at our Uncle Barnett Hardin’s farm, and we sometimes helped to harvest his crop of sugarcane. That’s where the thing with Mage happened. At harvest time Uncle Barnett always hired extra hands to cut the stalks and that year Mage was one of them. He was a huge muscular man with hard yellow eyes—and about the best cane cutter in the county. He was said to have a temper as ugly as his face—which was just covered with warts—and he was given to bullying the other niggers something fierce. They said he’d killed a man in the Big Thicket by drowning him in a bayou. He’d been one of Judge Holshousen’s slaves before the War, and the judge will tell you he was trouble even then. After the War, the judge wouldn’t have him on the place as a hired man.

Anyhow, one afternoon me and Johnny were working in the same cane row as Mage and I got to wondering if the two of us could best him in rassling. He had a reputation as a rough rassler, and I knew he could take either of us by ourself, but I reckoned we could best him if he fought us two at once. So I put the challenge to him. He gave a mean laugh and tried to stare us down, but we just hard-eyed him right back. “Sure,” he finally said. “Some rassling be just fine.” The other hands got all excited and started making bets as they followed us down to the clearing at the end of the row.

He was stronger but we were smarter, and we worked him like a pair of dogs on a wild hog, one in front and one in back, yelling and distracting him every which way, then moving in fast and tripping him down, me grabbing one of his arms and Johnny the other and pinning him for fair. It happened so fast the other niggers couldn’t help laughing at Mage and riding him about it. He was so steamed his eyes looked like yellow fires. He naturally wanted to go another one, which was fine with us. And we took him down again. But before we could pin him he butted me in the face and broke my nose. I rolled away from him with blood running off my chin. Him and Johnny pulled apart and jumped to their feet. Johnny was smoking mad and told him there wasn’t any need of that, but Mage just spat and said did we want to rassle or did we want to cry about a bloody nose. Johnny asked me if I could go another and I nodded yes, although my eyes were watering so bad I couldn’t hardly see. So we locked up again—and Johnny dug his fingernails into Mage’s face and clawed open a bunch of his warts. Mage yowled and tore free of us and wiped his hand across his face and stared at the blood on his fingers. “You white shit son of a bitch!” he hollered— and grabbed Johnny by the hair and got him in a headlock and probably would of broke his neck if me and three big field hands hadn’t ganged up on him and pulled him off. “I’ll kill you!” he yelled. “I’ll cut your damn head off with my cane knife! I’ll kill you!”

Well, Johnny didn’t have a reason in the world to think he didn’t mean it, so he lit out for the house, me right on his heels. I knew he was going for his pistol, the big Dragoon his daddy had give him for his last birthday. He always brought it with him from home, even though his momma was always telling him not to.

We nearly bowled over Uncle Barnett as we tore into the house. “Whoa there!” he shouted and grabbed each of us by an arm. He said we looked like the devil himself was on our tail and demanded to know what was going on. So we told him. He ordered us to stay in the house—and specifically ordered Johnny not to even touch his gun—then hurried out to the cane field. I don’t know if Johnny’s heart was beating as hard as mine while we waited for him to get back—I just know we couldn’t stop grinning at each other.

Pretty soon Uncle Barnett came back and said he’d fired Mage off the place, so our trouble with him was over and done with. He asked us to stay to supper and then spend the night. Johnny accepted his offer, but I had early chores to do back home and had to excuse myself after we ate.

Damn, I wish I’d stayed. It would of been worth a hiding from Pa to have been with Johnny the next morning when he shot down that bad-acting nigger after all.

I believe my sister Anne made an excellent choice in Barnett Hardin from the flock of suitors who so ardently courted her. He was an industrious and widely respected man of temperate personal habits, and his Long Tom Creek plantation consistently produced handsomely profitable harvests in cotton and sugarcane. I very much enjoyed his company, and, over time, I fell in the habit of attending Wednesday supper and Sunday dinner at his home. We were often joined at one or another of these family repasts by his nephew, young John Wesley Hardin, of whom both my sister and Barnett were quite fond.

John was a tall, lean lad whose aspect suggested speed and a ready grace. But his most striking feature was his eyes. They were bright with intelligence and wit, fully attentive and yet seemingly alert to the smallest movement in the room. Interestingly, their color wavered between blue and gray, and their hue twixt dark and light. He was well schooled and properly mannered, and he had an excellent propensity for recounting humorous anecdotes about his hunting adventures and sporting endeavors. His narratives were marked by an intense animation and much dramatic gesture, and unfailingly inspired us to appreciative laughter.

And yet, despite his charm and good humor, I must admit that I detected in him an inclination to recklessness. There was an aura of a cocked pistol about him, a readiness to action without forethought. Thus, when he came to me and told me he had shot a man, I was distraught, of course, and saddened—but not altogether surprised.

On the morning in question, I was taking my second cup of chickory when I heard a horse galloping up to the front of the house, then a loud calling of my name. I went immediately to the door and there found young John in a highly agitated state. Before I could say a word, he plunged into a torrential narrative so utterly confusing that I was compelled to insist that he come into the house, sit down and catch his breath, then proceed in more