hypnotic sense of security in the abductees, so I pinch myself and force myself to stay alert. The lift is just beginning to accelerate upwards when my phone vibrates, so I glance at the screen, read the warning message, and drop to the floor.
The lift rattles as it rises towards the sixth floor. My guts lighten: we're slowing! The entropy detector wired into my phone's aerial is lighting up the screen with a grisly red warning icon. Some really heavy shit is going on upstairs, and the closer we get to my floor the stronger it is. 'Fuck fuck fuck,' I mumble, punching up a basic countermeasure screen. I'm not carrying: this is supposed to be friendly territory, and whatever's lighting up the upper levels of the Ramada Treff Page Hotel is — I briefly flash back to another hotel in Amsterdam, a howling wind sucking into the void where a wall should be — Clunk. The door slides open and I realize at the same instant that I should have leapt for the lift control panel and the emergency stop button. 'Shit,' I add — the traditional last word — just as the flashing red dial on my phone screen whisks counterclockwise and turns green: green for safety, green for normal, green to show that the reality excursion has left the building.
'Zum Teufel!'
I glance up stupidly at a pair of feet encased in bulletproof-looking, brown leather hiking boots, then further up at the corduroy trousers and beige jacket of an elderly German tourist. 'Trying to get a signal,' I mutter, and scramble out of the lift on all fours, feeling extremely stupid.
I tiptoe along the beige-carpeted corridor to my room, racking my brains for an explanation. This whole set- up stinks like a week-old haddock: What's going on? Ramona, whoever the hell she is — I'd put hard money on her being mixed in with it. And that entropy blip was big. But it's gone now. Someone gating in? I wonder. Or a proximal invocation?
I pause in front of my door and hold my hand above the door handle for a few seconds.
The handle is cold. Not just metal-at-ambient cold, but frigid and smoking-liquid-nitrogen cold.
'Oops,' I say very quietly, and keep on walking down the corridor until I arrive at the next room door. Then I pull out my phone and speed-dial Angleton.
'Bob, Sitrep.'
I lick my lips. 'I'm still alive. While I was in the elevator my tertiary proximity alarm redlined then dropped back. I got to my room and the door handle feels like it's measuring room temperature in single-digit Kelvins. I'm now outside the adjacent door. I figure it's a hit and unless you tell me otherwise I'm calling a Code Blue.'
'This isn't the Code Blue you'te here to deal with.'
Angleton sounds dryly amused, which is pretty much what I expect from him. 'But you might want to make a note that your activation key is double-oh-seven. Just in case you need k later.' I 'You what?' I glare at the phone in disbelief, then punch the number into the keypad. 'Jesus, Angleton, someday let me explain this concept called password security to you, I'm not meant to be able to hack my own action locks and start shooting on a whim — '
'But you didn't, did you?' He sounds even more amused as my phone beeps twice and makes a metallic clicking noise.
'You may not have time to ask when the shit hits the fen.
That's why I kept it simple. Now give me a Sitrep,' he adds crisply.
'I'm going live.' I frantically punch a couple of buttons and invisible moths flutter up and down my spine; when they fade away the corridor looks darker, somehow, and more threatening. 'Half-live. My terminal is active.' I fumble around in my pocket and pull out a small webcam, click it into place in the expansion slot on top of my phone. Now my phone has got two cameras.
'Okay, SCORPION STARE loaded. I'm armed. What can I expect'
There's a buzzing noise from the door lock next to me and the green LED flashes. 'Hopefully nothing right now, but ... open the door and go inside. Your backup team should be in place to give you your briefing, unless something's gone very wrong in the last five minutes.'
'Jesus, Angleton.'
'That is my name. You shouldn't swear so much: the walls have ears.' He still sounds amused, the omniscient bastard.
I don't know how he does it — I'm not cleared for that shit — but I always have a feeling that he can see over my shoulder.
'Go inside. That's an order.'
I take a deep breath, raise my phone, and open the door.
'Hiya, Bob!' Pinky looks up from the battered instrument case, his hands hovering over a compact computer keyboard. He's wearing a fetching batik sarong, a bushy handlebar moustache, and not much else: I'm not going to give him the pleasure of knowing just how much this disturbs me, or how relieved I am to see him.
'Where's Brains?' I ask, closing the door behind me and exhaling slowly.
'In the closet. Don't worry, he'll be coming out soon enough.' Pinky points a digit at the row of storage doors fronting the wall adjacent to my room. 'Angleton sent us.
He said you'd need briefing.'
'Am I the only person here who doesn't know what's going on'
'Probably.' He grins. 'Nothing to worry about, ol' buddy.' He glances at my Treo. 'Would you mind not pointing that thing at me'
'Oh, sorry.' I lower it hastily and eject the second camera that turns it into a SCORPION STARE terminal, a basilisk device capable of blowing apart chunks of organic matter within visual range by convincing them that some of their carbon nuclei are made of silicon. 'Are you going to tell me what's happening'
'Sure.' He sounds unconcerned. 'You're being destinyentangled with a new partner, and we're here to make sure she doesn't accidentally kill and eat you before the ritual is complete.'
'I'm being what?' I hate it when I squeak.
'She's from the Black Chamber. You're supposed to be working together on something big, and the old man wants you to be able to draw on her abilities when you need help.'
'What do you mean draw on her? Like I'm a trainee tattooist now?' I've got a horrible feeling I know what he's talking about, and I don't like it one little bit: but it would explain why Angleton sent Pinky and Brains to be my backup team. They're old housemates, and the bastard thinks they'll make me feel more comfortable.
The closet door opens and Brains steps out. Unlike Pinky he's decently dressed, for leather club values of decency.
'Don't get overexcited, Bob,' he says, winking at me: 'I was just drilling holes in the walls.'
'Holes — '
'To observe her. She's confined to the pentacle on your bedroom carpet; you don't need to worry about her getting loose and stealing your soul before we complete the circuit.
Hold still or this won't work.'
'Who's in what pentacle in my bedroom?' I take a step back towards the door but he's approaching me, clutching a sterile needle.
'Your new partner. Here, hold out a hand, this won't hurt a bit — 'i 'Ouch!' I step backwards and bounce off the wall, and Brains manages to get his drop of blood while I'm wincing.
'Great, that'll let us complete the destiny lock. You know you're a lucky man? At least, I suppose you're lucky — if you're that way inclined — '
'Who is she, dammit'
'Your new partner? She's a changeling sent by the Black Chamber. Name of Ramona. And she is stacked, if that sort of thing matters to you.' He pulls an amused face, oh so tolerant of my heterosexual ways.
'But I didn't — '
A toilet flushes, then the bathroom door opens and Boris steps out. And that's when I know I'm in deep shit, because Boris is not my normal line manager: Boris is the guy they send out when something has gone terribly wrong in the field and stuff needs to be cleaned up by any means necessary.
Boris acts like a cut-rate extra in a Cold War spy thriller — right down to the hokey fake accent and the shaven bullethead — although he's about as English as I am. The speech thing is a leftover from a cerebral infarction, courtesy of a field invocation that went pear-shaped.
'Bob.' He doesn't smile. 'Welcome to Darmstadt. You come for joint-liaison framework. You are attending meeting tomorrow as planned: but are also being cleared for AZORIAN BLUE HADES as of now. Are here to brief,
