A few cameras popped in my direction, then video lights came on, illuminating me and the front of the house. Video cameras rolled, reporters called out to me. Just like old times. I coughed into my hand in case the disability board was watching, not to mention my ex-wife.
A uniformed cop from the backyard caught up to me, and we got into a marked Southold Township PD, and off we went. He said his name was Bob Johnson, and he asked me, 'What do you think, Detective?'
'They were murdered.'
'Yeah, no kidding.' He hesitated, then inquired, 'Hey, do you think it has to do with Plum Island or not?'
'Not.'
'Tell you what-I've seen burglaries, and this wasn't burglary. It was supposed to look like a burglary, but it was a search-you know? They were looking for something.'
'I didn't look inside.'
'Germs.' He glanced at me. 'Germs. Biological warfare germs. That's what I think. Right?'
I made no reply.
Johnson continued, ' That's what happened to the ice chest. I heard you say that.'
Again, I made no reply.
'There were vials or something in the chest. Right? I mean, Jesus Christ, there could be enough stuff out there to wipe out Long Island… New York City.'
Probably the planet, Bob, depending on which kind of bug it was and how much could be grown from the original stuff.
I leaned toward Officer Johnson and held his arm to get his attention. I said, 'Do not breathe one fucking word of this to anyone. Do
He nodded.
We drove in silence back to my place.
CHAPTER 3
Everyone needs a hangout, at least guys do. When I'm in the city, I hang out at the National Arts Club and sip sherry with people of culture and refinement. My ex-wife had trouble believing that, too.
When I'm out here, I frequent a place called the Olde Towne Taverne, though I usually avoid places with that many silent 'e's.' I think the government should allocate one thousand silent 'e's' to New England and Long Island, and when they're used up, no one can have any more. Anyway, the Olde Towne Taverne is in downtown (or downetowne) Mattituck, which is about a block long, and really charming. The OTT is okay, the motif is sort of early ship, despite the fact that it's a town tavern and a mile from the water. The wood is very dark and the floor is oak planking, and the thing that I love is the amber glass lanterns that cast this really mellow, mood-altering glow over the whole place.
So there I was in the OTT, and it was getting on to ten p.m., and the Monday night crowd was watching The Game- Dallas vs. New York at the Meadowlands. My mind was hopping between the game, the double murder, my food, and the waitress with the NordicTrack ass.
I was more nattily dressed than earlier, having changed into evening attire of tan Levi's jeans, blue polo by Ralph, genuine Sperry Top-Siders, and Hanes all-cotton briefs. I looked like an ad for something.
I was sitting on a stool at one of those chest-high tables near the bar, and I had a good view of the TV, and I had my favorite meal in front of me-cheeseburger, french fries, stuffed potato skins, nachos, buffalo wings, and a Budweiser; a good balance of brown and yellow things.
Detective Penrose of the county police department sort of snuck up on me from behind, and the next thing I knew she was sitting on the stool facing me, a beer in her hand, and her head blocking the screen. She regarded my dinner, and I saw her eyebrows arch.
She turned her attention back to me and said, 'Max thought I might find you here.'
'Would you like some french fries?'
'No, thank you.' She hesitated, then said, 'I think we got off on the wrong foot back there.'
'Nonsense. I don't mind having my own gun pulled on me.'
'Look, I've been speaking to Max, and I've been thinking… if the town wants you as a consultant, that's okay with me, and if you wanted to pass on to me anything that you think is useful, feel free to call.' She handed me her card, and I read, 'Detective Elizabeth Penrose.' Beneath that it said, 'Homicide,' then her office address, fax, telephone number, and so forth. On the left was the Suffolk County seal with the words 'Free and Independent' around a fearsome-looking bull. I commented, 'Not a very good likeness of you.'
She stared at me, her jaw sort of clenched and her nostrils flared as she took a long breath. She kept her cool, which is admirable. I can be annoying.
I leaned across the table until our noses were about a football apart. She smelled good, sort of soapy and healthy. I said, 'Look, Elizabeth, cut the crap. You know that I knew the Gordons and that I've been to their house and I went out in their boat, and maybe I've met their friends and their co-workers, and maybe they opened up to me about their work a little because I'm a cop, and maybe I know more than you or Max put together, and maybe you're right about that. So, you realize you pissed me off, and Max is pissed at you, and you came here to apologize, and you give me permission to call you and tell you what I know. Wow! What a terrific opportunity for me. However, if I don't call you in a day or two, you'll have me down in your office for a formal interrogation. So let's not pretend I'm a consultant, your partner, your bud, or a willing informant. Just tell me where and when you want to take a statement from me.' I sat back and turned my attention to the potato skins.
Detective Penrose stayed quiet awhile, then said, 'Tomorrow, my office'-she tapped her card-'nine a.m. Don't be late.' She stood, put her beer down, and left.
New York had the ball on their own thirty with third and six, and this idiot of a quarterback throws La Bomba fifty yards into the frig-gin' wind, and the ball hangs there like the Goodyear blimp, and the three pass receivers and three Dallas guys are all under it with their arms flapping, hopping around like they're praying for rain or something.
'Excuse me.'
'Sit down.'
She sat, but it was too late, and I missed the interception. The crowd at the stadium and in the OTT were going nuts, and the guys at the bar were yelling, 'Pass interference!' though there were no yellow flags out there, and the Dallas guy ran it back to the fifty. I watched the replay in slow motion. No pass interference. Sometimes I wish I could replay parts of my life in slow motion like that. Like my marriage, which was a series of bad calls.
She said, 'I'm going back to the scene now. Someone from the Department of Agriculture is going to meet me at about eleven. He's coming in from Manhattan. Would you like to be there?'
'Don't you have a partner you can annoy?'
'He's on vacation. Come on, Detective, let's start all over.' She put her hand out.
I reminded her, 'Last time I took your hand, I lost my gun and my manhood.'
She smiled. 'Come on, shake.'
I shook hands with her. Her skin was warm. My heart was on fire. Or maybe the nachos were causing reflux. It's hard to tell after forty..
I held her hand a moment and looked at her perfect face. Our eyes met, and the same piggy thought passed through both our rninds. She broke eye contact first. Someone has to or it gets geeky.
The cute waitress came over, and I ordered two beers. The waitress asked me, 'Do you still want that bowl of chili?'
'More than ever.'
She cleared some of the dishes and went to get beer and chili. I love this country.
Detective Penrose commented, 'You must have a cast-iron stomach.'
'Actually, my whole stomach was taken out after I was shot. My esophagus is attached to my intestine.'
'Do you mean your mouth is connected directly to your asshole?'
I raised my eyebrows.
