salute.
The uniformed crime scene recorder approached me with a clipboard and time sheet, and again I gave him my name, my business, and so forth, as he requested. This is SOP and is done throughout the investigation of the crime, beginning with the first officer at the scene and continuing until the last officer leaves and the scene is returned to the owner of the property. In any case, they had me twice now and the hook was in deeper.
I asked the uniformed officer, 'Do you have a guy from the Department of Agriculture logged in?'
He replied without even looking at the sheet, 'No.'
'But there is a man from the Department of Agriculture here. Correct?'
'You'll have to ask Chief Maxwell.'
'I'm asking you why you haven't logged this guy in.'
'You'll have to ask Chief Maxwell.'
'I will.' Actually, I already knew the answer. They don't call these guys spooks for nothing.
I walked around to the backyard and onto the deck. In the places where the Gordons had lain were now two chalk outlines, looking very ghostly in the moonlight. A big sheet of clear plastic covered the splatter behind them where their mortality had exited.
Regarding this, as I said, I was glad this was an open-air shooting, and there was no lingering smell of death. I hate it when I go back to the scene of an indoor murder and that smell is still there. Why is it that I can't get that smell out of my mind? Out of my nostrils? Out of the back of my throat? Why is that?
Two uniformed Southold guys sat at the round patio table drinking from steaming Styrofoam cups. I recognized one of them as Officer Johnson, whose kindness in driving me home I had repaid by getting a little rough with him. It's a tough world, you know, and I'm one of the people who make it that way. Officer Johnson gave me an unpleasant glance.
Down by the dock, I could make out the silhouette of another uniformed man, and I was glad someone had taken my advice to post a guard by the boat.
There was no one else around so I went into the house through the sliding screen door, which opened into a big living room and dining room combo. I'd been here before, of course, and recalled that Judy said most of the furnishings came with the rental, Scandinavian from Taiwan, as she described it.
A few forensic types were still messing around, and I asked one of them, a cute latent fingerprint lady, 'Chief Maxwell?'
She jerked her thumb over her shoulder and said, 'Kitchen. Don't touch anything on the way there.'
'Yes, ma'am.' I floated across the Berber carpet and alighted in the kitchen where a conference seemed to be in progress. Present were Max, representing the sovereign Township of Southold, Elizabeth Penrose, representing the free and independent County of Suffolk, a gentleman in a dark suit who didn't need a sign that said FBI, and another gentleman, more casually dressed in denim jacket and jeans, a blood-red shirt, and hiking boots, a sort of parody of what a Department of Agriculture bureaucrat might look like if he ever left the office and had to visit a farm.
Everyone was standing, like they were giving the impression of literally thinking on their feet. There was a cardboard box filled with Styrofoam coffee cups, and everyone had a cup in his or her hand. It was interesting and significant, I thought, that this group wasn't assembled in the mobile command post, but was sort of out of sight in the kitchen.
Max, incidentally, had spiffed himself up for the Feds and/or the press by putting on a tie, a silly one decorated with nautical flags. Elizabeth was still wearing her tan suit, but had removed her jacket, revealing one holstered.38 and two holstered 36 Ds.
A small black and white TV sat on the counter, tuned to one of the networks, the volume low. The lead story was about a presidential visit to some strange place where everyone was short.
Max said to the two guys, 'This is Detective John Corey, homicide,' and let it go at that without mentioning that my jurisdiction began and ended about a hundred miles west of here. Max indicated the dark suit and said, 'John, this is George Foster, FBI…' He looked at Mr. Bluejeans and said, '… and this is Ted Nash, Department of Agriculture.'
We shook hands all around. I informed Penrose, 'Giants scored in the first minute of the third quarter.'
She didn't reply.
Max motioned toward the box of cups and asked, 'Coffee?'
'No, thanks.'
Ms. Penrose, who was closest to the TV, heard something on the news and raised the volume. We all focused on the screen.
A female reporter was standing in front of the Gordon house. We missed her lead-in and caught, 'The victims of the double murder have been identified as scientists who worked at the top secret government animal disease laboratory on Plum Island, a few miles from here.'
An aerial shot now showed Plum Island from about two thousand feet. It was bright daylight, so it must have been stock footage. From the air, the island looked almost exactly like a pork chop, and I guess if you wanted to stretch an irony about swine fever… Anyway, Plum is about three miles at its longest, and about a mile at its widest. The reporter, in voice-over, was saying, 'This is Plum Island as it appeared last summer when this station did a report about persistent rumors that the island is home to biological warfare research.'
Aside from the hackneyed phrases, the lady was right about the rumors. I recalled a cartoon I'd once seen in
The reporter was now back in front of the Gordons' house, and she informed us, 'No one is saying if the Gordons' murders were related to their work on Plum Island, but police are investigating.'
Back to the studio.
Ms. Penrose turned off the volume and asked Mr. Foster, 'Does the FBI want to be publicly connected with this case?'
'Not at this time.' Mr. Foster added, 'It makes people think there's a real problem.'
Mr. Nash said, 'The Department of Agriculture has no official interest in this case since there is
Amen. I mentioned to Mr. Nash, 'By the way, you forgot to sign in.'
He looked at me, a little surprised and a lot annoyed, and replied, 'I'll… thank you for reminding me.'
'Anytime. Every time.'
After a minute of public relations chitchat, Max said to Messrs. Foster and Nash, 'Detective Corey knew the deceased.'
Mr. FBI immediately got interested and asked me, 'How did you know them?'
It's not a good idea to start answering questions-it gives people the idea that you're a cooperative fellow, which I'm not. I didn't reply.
Max answered for me, 'Detective Corey knew the Gordons socially, only about three months. I've known John on and off about ten years.'
Foster nodded. Clearly he had more questions and while he was hesitating about asking, Detective Penrose said, 'Detective Corey is writing a full report on what he knew of the Gordons which I will share with all concerned agencies.'
That was news to me.
Mr. Nash was leaning against a kitchen counter looking at me. We stared at each other, the two dominant males in the room, if you will, and we decided without a word that we didn't like each other, and that one of us had to go. I mean, the air was so thick with testosterone that the wallpaper was getting soggy.
I turned my attention to Max and Penrose and asked, 'Have we determined that this is more than a homicide? Is that why the federal government is here?'
No one replied.
I continued, 'Or are we just
