Tickle His Pickle: Your Hands-On Guide to Penis Pleasing

without gliding—up and down in mini-strokes.

Knob Polisher. Place your open palm on top of the head of his penis, enclose him in your fingers, and begin twisting around like you’re polishing his knob.

V-Spotter. Start directly beneath the head, and glide your hand up and down in short, swift mini-strokes between the middle of the head to just under the ridge—no more than 1-2 inches. This technique is good if your guy has an overly-sensitive head.

Foreskin How-To’s

Let’s Roll! Gently grip his skin and glide it along his shaft, rolling it over his sensitive head and back down again. Don’t over-stroke, use lube, and ask for his feedback.

Mad Hatter. Lube up his head, stretch up his foreskin, and lightly pinch it between your thumb and middle finger. Now roll his foreskin in tiny, gentle circles on his head for a nice scalp rub.

Two-Handed Handjobs

Double Twister. Same as the Twister, but use both hands. Now twist together in one direction, then back again. Just glide smoothly over his skin. Now try twisting your wrists in opposite directions. But no “rope burns!”

Cigar Roller. With open palms, place each hand on opposite sides of his penis. Slide them up and down, keeping your palms straight and open. Now try rolling them back and forth in opposite directions while you stroke up and down.

Pleasure Tunnel. Do the “OK” sign around the head of his penis, and begin a downward stroke, followed immediately with the same motion from your other hand. Keep repeating from the top. Gradually enlarge your stroking surface by including more fingers, working into the Sausage Wrap. Now reverse your direction and add a twist at the head.

Two Thumbs Up. Straddling yourself over his legs, wrap both hands around his shaft, placing the fingerprints from both your thumbs directly on his V-spot. Now massage that V-spot in small circular motions till it stands for Victory!

Three Pointer. With his erection aimed at his bellybutton, keep stroking your open palm up along its underside. If his love juice lands inside his belly button, you get three points!

All-Over Massage. Lube up both your hands completely. Now massage everything, from his belly button down to his inner thighs. As you glide over his skin, begin focusing more and more attention on his penis, balls and taint.

Handjob Extras

All Hands On Dick. Don’t forget to bring your other hand into the action. Or one of his.The more the merrier!

BTaint It Fine. Press your fingertips, knuckles or a fist gently into his taint. Stroke with your other hand.

Hot Options. Since your mouth and one hand are free, why not put them to good use on his mouth and nipples. Don’t forget to caress his balls, taint, butt, inner thighs—or even tug his pubic hair lightly.

Go Underground. Feel his shaft where it goes under his skin by pressing your fingers between his balls, near the top of his scrotum.

Nail Grazin’. A light, light scratch can really get him going. Gently glide your nails along his shaft, inner thighs and balls.

Spread ‘Em. His orgasm will take on a different feeling if you have him open his legs wide while you’re giving him your handjob.

Human Penis Ring. While you’re stroking him with one hand, grasp him tightly at the base with your thumb and middle finger of the other. This will keep the blood in his penis and give him explosive orgasms.

Double His Pleasure. Holding his penis like the Human Penis Ring, use your leading hand to stroke and twist at the top. When he reaches the point-of-no-return, bring your other hand up and surprise him with a double grand finish.

Try a SpiceJob!

Sometimes those little extras are just what’s needed to put him over the top.

Wrist It. Just like in golf, your wrist action can change the entire stroke. Slacken your wrist and let your fingers follow as you stroke up and down—or you can stiffen up your wrist, although that’ll be more tiring on your arm.

Tease It. Just before he explodes, divert your attention away from his penis to his other erogenous zones. Then start up on his penis again. Repeat. By the time he comes, he’ll be on the ceiling!

Torture It. Stroke him slowly for a couple of minutes, then speed up for 10 seconds. As soon as he’s ready to explode, back off his head and work just the shaft. You’ll see him get rock-hard and beet-red. End your torture session with his favorite technique.

Twist It. Create a slippery twisting rhythm to go along with your stroking. Each time you reach the head, add in a little extra swirly motion to make sure you light up every single nerve ending he’s got.

Tap It. Light tapping up and down his penis—and on his V-spot—will drive him insane, or wake up a penis that’s playing hard to get.

Look Ma… No Hands!

Violin Concerto. Run the soft skin of your arm up and down along his shaft, V-spot and ridge, like you’re playing soft classical music in an orchestra.

Lip Job. Slather your vulva with plenty of lube, then position yourself on top, with his penis snuggly between your labia. Now glide the two of you into heaven!

Leave It to Cleavage. No guy can resist the space between the breasts. Just lube ‘em