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Знаменитый детектив Алекс Кросс решил отойти от дел и вернуться к частной практике психотерапевта. Но старый друг, детектив Сэмпсон, попросил его стать независимым консультантом по делу...
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Читать книгу Arms and the Man
Arms and the Man
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2022-03-17
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English
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26

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Virgil’s The Aeneid, is a play that humorously deals with the hypocrisy of humanity and the stupidity of war. It was among George Bernard Shaw’s first commercial successes, and was included in a collection of..." data-title="Книга Arms and the Man">
Description In the middle of the 1885 Serbo-Bulgarian war, an enemy soldier escapes a cavalry charge by climbing up a drainpipe into Raina Petkoff’s room. Raina is the daughter of one Major and engaged to another, but she chooses to save the soldier’s life by concealing him. Arms and the Man, named after the opening lines of Virgil’s The Aeneid, is a play that humorously deals with the hypocrisy of humanity and the stupidity of war. It was among George Bernard Shaw’s first commercial successes, and was included in a collection of...
Читать книгу As You Like It
As You Like It
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2022-03-17
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English
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23

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Description In a French duchy, the old Duke has been usurped by his younger brother, Frederick. A young man named Orlando is mistreated by his elder brother, against their dead father’s wishes. Rosalind, the old Duke’s daughter, has been allowed to remain in court only because she is the closest friend of Celia, Duke Frederick’s daughter. When Rosalind is banished from court, she flees to the Forest of Arden with Celia and Touchstone, the court fool; meanwhile, Orlando also escapes to the forest, fleeing his brother. In the Forest of Arden, the old Duke holds court with exiled supporters, including the melancholy Jacques. There, Rosalind disguises herself as Ganymede and offers advice to a group of would-be lovers: Orlando, who has taken to posting love...
Читать книгу Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably
Автор:
Barry Dave
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-25
Язык книги:
English
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18

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In this classic crack-up of a book, Dave Barry gives his wacky perspective on sex, childbirth, parenting and other forms of slow, cruel torture. In Babies and Other Hazards of Sex, Dave exposes natural childbirth for what it is: a pop phenomenon of the 1960s that, along with paisley bell-bottoms and creative sideburns, deserves a rest. He examines the new federal law requiring prospective fathers to free themselves from their self-made macho prisons—to laugh, cry, love and just generally behave like certified wimps. Dave also reveals, for the first time in print, the secret chant for painless childbirth. Then learn why no secret chant could possibly take a woman’s mind off the fact that she is in such pain that she wants a gigantic comet to crash into the earth and kill her...
Читать книгу Candide
Candide
Автор:
Voltaire
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2022-03-19
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English
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36

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Description Candide is the picaresque tale of the titular character’s fantastical journey from an insular, idealized life in a picturesque castle through the difficulties and evils of the real world. Satirical, comical, witty, and cutting, Candide was widely banned in its day for containing blasphemous and seditious concepts. Despite that, it survived controversy to become an important book in the Western literary heritage. Today Candide remains a breezy and darkly funny...
Читать книгу Captain Jinks, Hero
Captain Jinks, Hero
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2022-03-17
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English
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67

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Ernest Howard Crosby. Crosby, who corresponded with Leo Tolstoy and advocated Tolstoy’s pacifist ideals in the United States, lambasts the American military and its involvement in the Spanish-American War and the Boxer Rebellion through the character of Captain Jinks, a jingoistic officer who embarks on a tragicomic quest to become a “perfect soldier.” The novel also satirizes the role of industrial and media interests in promoting war through the character of Jinks’s friend and companion Cleary,..." data-title="Книга Captain Jinks, Hero">
Description A biting satire of late 19th-century American imperialism, Captain Jinks, Hero was written by the American pacifist Ernest Howard Crosby. Crosby, who corresponded with Leo Tolstoy and advocated Tolstoy’s pacifist ideals in the United States, lambasts the American military and its involvement in the Spanish-American War and the Boxer Rebellion through the character of Captain Jinks, a jingoistic officer who embarks on a tragicomic quest to become a “perfect soldier.” The novel also satirizes the role of industrial and media interests in promoting war through the character of Jinks’s friend and companion Cleary,...
Читать книгу Cobwebs from an Empty Skull
Cobwebs from an Empty Skull
Автор:
Bierce Ambrose
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3
Дата добавления:
2013-12-01
Язык книги:
Deutsch
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47

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Читать книгу Crash Victims
Crash Victims
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3
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2013-10-30
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Русский
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2

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Читать книгу Crome Yellow
Crome Yellow
Автор:
Aldous Huxley
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2022-03-17
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English
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57

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Aldous Huxley’s first published novel. His inspiration for many of the characters came from his time spent at Garsington Manor, a haven for many writers and..." data-title="Книга Crome Yellow">
Description Denis, a young writer and poet, travels to an English countryside manor to spend the summer alongside a cast of outlandish leisure class intellectuals. The younger guests of the manor grapple with navigating love and sex within a post-Victorian society. Older guests and inhabitants obsess over trivialities from their vast libraries, eager to give a show of their knowledge to each other. The novel uses these interactions to paint a scathing representation of their insecurities and world views. Crome Yellow is Aldous Huxley’s first published novel. His inspiration for many of the characters came from his time spent at Garsington Manor, a haven for many writers and...
Читать книгу DOCTOR AT LARGE
DOCTOR AT LARGE
Автор:
Gordon Richard
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
Язык книги:
English
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38

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Читать книгу DOCTOR AT SEA
DOCTOR AT SEA
Автор:
Gordon Richard
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3
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2013-11-27
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English
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41

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Читать книгу DOCTOR IN CLOVER
DOCTOR IN CLOVER
Автор:
Gordon Richard
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3
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2013-11-27
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English
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34

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Читать книгу DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
Автор:
Gordon Richard
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3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
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English
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Читать книгу Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man
Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man
Автор:
Allen Tim
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3
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2013-11-27
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English
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39

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The comic who's a guy's guy, Tim Allen is the star of ABC's Home Improvement, one of television's most successful sit-coms. In this first book, Allen shares his hilarious and helpful musings on being a hapless male in America. Black-and-white...
Читать книгу DP & SQ in 5020
DP & SQ in 5020
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3
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2013-09-30
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Русский
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2

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Читать книгу English as She Is Spoke
English as She Is Spoke
Автор:
Pedro Carolino
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2022-03-17
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English
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9

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Pedro Carolino set out to write an English phrasebook for Portuguese travelers visiting England. The only problem was that he couldn’t speak English. Undeterred by this minor setback, Carolino decided to base his guide on a respected Portuguese–French phrasebook written by José da Fonseca. He took the French translations of Portuguese, and used a French–English dictionary to translate those to English.

The result was an unintentional comedy of literal translation, as English phrases like “the walls have ears” became “the walls have hearsay” (via the..." data-title="Книга English as She Is Spoke">

Description In 1855 Pedro Carolino set out to write an English phrasebook for Portuguese travelers visiting England. The only problem was that he couldn’t speak English. Undeterred by this minor setback, Carolino decided to base his guide on a respected Portuguese–French phrasebook written by José da Fonseca. He took the French translations of Portuguese, and used a French–English dictionary to translate those to English. The result was an unintentional comedy of literal translation, as English phrases like “the walls have ears” became “the walls have hearsay” (via the...
Читать книгу Family Thang
Family Thang
Автор:
Henderson James
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-10-24
Язык книги:
English
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73

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Comedy: a fractured family’s dirty laundry is aired, soiled, stained, muddied, fumigated and declared a health hazard when their patriarch succumbs to barbecued neck bones laced with...
Читать книгу Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
Автор:
Anita Loos
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2022-03-17
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English
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40

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Description Lorelei, a young woman living in the early 1920s, decides to keep a diary after receiving a blank journal from a “gentleman friend.” Lorelei has an apartment in New York paid for by a Chicago businessman named Gus Eisman. When he’s in town, Mr. Eisman spends his time “educating” Lorelei by going out to dinner, taking in shows, and then escorting her to her apartment to “talk about the topics of the day until quite late.” When he isn’t in town, Lorelei does much the same with the other men she has charmed. Joined by her best friend Dorothy, Lorelei embarks on a journey to Europe in order to meet Mr. Eisman and continue her education. As the diary unfolds, we learn more about Lorelei’s past and her cynical, rather mercenary...
Читать книгу Gulliver’s Travels
Gulliver’s Travels
Автор:
Jonathan Swift
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2022-03-18
Язык книги:
English
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105

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Jonathan Swift. It was an instant hit—selling out within a week—and has never been out of print, as well as having been adapted many times.

Lemuel Gulliver, an English surgeon on the Antelope, is shipwrecked and washed up on the island of Lilliput, where the inhabitants are less than six inches tall. This part of the book is a thinly veiled attack on the political classes of the time, as the Lilliputians focus on the minutiae of life, most notably the rift which has developed according to which end of a boiled egg gets opened at breakfast—the big end or the little..." data-title="Книга Gulliver’s Travels">

Description Gulliver’s Travels was published in 1726 and is probably the most famous work by Jonathan Swift. It was an instant hit—selling out within a week—and has never been out of print, as well as having been adapted many times. Lemuel Gulliver, an English surgeon on the Antelope, is shipwrecked and washed up on the island of Lilliput, where the inhabitants are less than six inches tall. This part of the book is a thinly veiled attack on the political classes of the time, as the Lilliputians focus on the minutiae of life, most notably the rift which has developed according to which end of a boiled egg gets opened at breakfast—the big end or the little...
Читать книгу Homo Navicus, человек флота
Homo Navicus, человек флота
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-20
Язык книги:
Русский
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37

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Наш ответ Травило. В этой, с позволения сказать, книге, рассказанной нам З.Травило, нет ничего особенного. Это не книга, а скорее всего, бездарная запись баек и случаев, имевших место быть. Безусловно, наглость З.Травило в настойчивом предложении себя на рынок современной работорг… ой, литературы, не может не возмущать цивилизованного читателя, привыкшего к дамским детективам, дающим великолепную пищу для ума. Или писал бы, как все,...
Читать книгу How To Be An Alien
How To Be An Alien
Автор:
Mikes George
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-17
Язык книги:
English
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12

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