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Знаменитый детектив Алекс Кросс решил отойти от дел и вернуться к частной практике психотерапевта. Но старый друг, детектив Сэмпсон, попросил его стать независимым консультантом по делу...
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Читать книгу Equal Rites
Equal Rites
Автор:
Pratchett Terry
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-17
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
54

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In Equal Rites, a dying wizard tries to pass on his powers to an eighth son of an eighth son, who is just at that moment being born. The fact that the son is actually a daughter is discovered just a little too late… Annotations collected and edited by Leo...
Читать книгу Bill, the Galactic Hero
Bill, the Galactic Hero
Автор:
Harrison Harry
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
32

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Читать книгу Bride of the Castle
Bride of the Castle
Автор:
DeChancie John
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
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41

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Gene and Linda's wedding seems to bring out the best in Castle Perilous… even if that's not much better than the worst. When the happy groom suddenly prefers confronting barbarians over entertaining his wedding guests, a battle ensues that will change his life, infuriate his bride, and make for one bizarre wedding day! In the latest outrageous adventure in the bestselling Castle series, a wedding is planned at Castle Perilous. But the happy groom would rather face a hoard of barbarians than his wedding guests. Getting his wish, he's now fighting the battle of his life. What could be worse? Only the fury of a scorned...
Читать книгу Castle Dreams
Castle Dreams
Автор:
DeChancie John
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
48

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Who will claim the throne now that Lord Incarnadine, King of the Realms Perilous, is dead? Under a mysterious spell cast by a mischief-maker, all of Castle Perilous's 144,000 creatures of curiosity clamor for the crown. Outside of the castle's coveting fray, Gene flies off with an adventurous Amazon in supernatural manifestation and Lord Inky explores the dark mysteries that lurk in the realm of the...
Читать книгу Castle for Rent
Castle for Rent
Автор:
DeChancie John
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
48

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Once upon a time, the king of a mysterious castle found himself out of place. The odd thing was that the time was the future and the place was New York City! Castle Perilous had been a universe unto itself until it started living up to its name. Now it is a gateway to thousands of universes, each increasingly bizarre and more bewildering. Behind every door there is a room for every fantasy and around each corner a perilous journey for every inhabitant. With its population sent to otherworldly realms and demented demons taking their place, will anyone find their way home in time? The stone walls may be the only stable element in this fantastic fable, as time and place disappear before one's eyes. Pandora's box has never been so...
Читать книгу Castle Kidnapped
Castle Kidnapped
Автор:
DeChancie John
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
53

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Castle Perilous is a magic castle full of mystery and adventure, but sometimes even magic castles can go awry. This particular castle has the power to send its guests to 144,000 alternate worlds, each a fantastic voyage to the unknown. But each voyage seems to backfire. Computer whiz kid Jeremy is stuck on a planet of golf-playing dinosaurs. Gentrified Gene finds himself on a planet overrun with amazon women where the queen has taken a particular shine to him and only the Lord of the Castle Incarnadine can stop this witty madness from shaking Castle Kidnapped to its...
Читать книгу Castle Murders
Castle Murders
Автор:
DeChancie John
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
61

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Partying to death? A parlous party at the Castle Perilous comes to a dead halt when the body of viscount Oren is discovered and foul play is suspected. But who is the killer? And where is the murder weapon? The rambunctious revelers at Castle P. join in a treacherous treasure hunt for party favors of a decidedly deadly nature.the murder weapon must be hidden behind one of the 144,000 doors, or will it be buried in the back of the next...
Читать книгу Castle Perilous
Castle Perilous
Автор:
DeChancie John
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
56

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Imagine life in an ironically magical world where 144,000 doors separate fiction from reality. A place that can hypnotize even the most grounded philosophy major and deliver a fantastical rhyme to his reason. A place where a best buddy resembles a shaggy carpet, and adventures surpass a boy's dreams… welcome to Castle...
Читать книгу Castle Spellbound
Castle Spellbound
Автор:
DeChancie John
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
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46

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When a malfunction in the magical defense system of Lord Incarnadine's Castle Perilous strikes during the lord's party, gladiators, thieves, painted ladies, and hairy beasts find themselves spinning through...
Читать книгу Castle War
Castle War
Автор:
DeChancie John
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
62

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Castle Perilous is still tottering from last year's battle with the Hosts of Hell, and regaining stability proves a hard balancing act. Before Jeremy can design a program to calm the tremors of the universe, an alternative wicked reality appears that threatens to topple everything! Castle P. must face its evil twin, replete with its own dastardly doppleganger army-with the shadow self ensues as Good and Evil battle it out in the 144,000th...
Читать книгу Death and What Comes Next
Death and What Comes Next
Автор:
Pratchett Terry
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-12-02
Язык книги:
English
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1

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Читать книгу Dick Longg: Sexual Saviour of the Universe
Dick Longg: Sexual Saviour of the Universe
Автор:
Leigh Mark
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-17
Язык книги:
English
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60

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“1984 meets Debbie Does Dallas.” Dick Longg is one of the most energetic and in-demand adult film stars in Hollywood. A man who has everything. Women, money, fame. His life is complete — and lived only for himself. Until one day a woman from the future suddenly materialises in front of him pleading desperately for his help. She has travelled back in time 2050. A powerful cabal known as the New Victorians have imposed their puritanical values on society. Sexual feelings are repressed and impure thoughts purged before they can be acted upon. It is Dick’s worse nightmare — a future where the only thing stiff is an upper lip. A reluctant Dick is forced to travel to this future where he becomes a member of the resistance movement with an invented past and a...
Читать книгу Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective Agency
Автор:
Adams Douglas
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-12-05
Язык книги:
English
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57

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What do a dead cat, a computer whiz-kid, an Electric Monk who believes the world is pink, quantum mechanics, a Chronologist over 200 years old, Samuel Taylor Coleridge (poet), and pizza have in common? Apparently, not much: until Dirk Gently, self-styled private investigator, sets out to prove the fundamental interconnectedness of all things by solving a mysterious murder, assisting a mysterious professor, unravelling a mysterious mystery, and eating a lot of pizza - not to mention saving the entire human race from extinction along the way (at no extra charge). To find out more, read this book (better still, buy it and then read it) - or contact Dirk Gently's Holistic Detective...
Читать книгу FLCL
FLCL
Автор:
Enokido Yoji
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-26
Язык книги:
English
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65

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Naota's life is not simple. He lives with his eccentric father and grandfather in a city distinguished by a gigantic hand-iron shaped factory perched on hill. His brother's ex-girlfriend makes passes at him. And to top it all off, an impish, playful alien has run him over with her Vespa and smacked him in the head with a bass guitar! Little does he know that this is only the beginning of his involvement in an interplanetary ideological war. Inspired by the FLCL...
Читать книгу Guards! Guards!
Guards! Guards!
Автор:
Pratchett Terry
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-12-05
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
286

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Some night-time prowler is turning the citizens of Ankh-Morpork, greatest city of the fantasy Discworld*, into something resembling small charcoal biscuits. And that's a real problem for Captain Vimes of the City Watch, who must tramp the mean streets of the city searching for a seventy-foot-long fire-breathing dragon which, he believes, can help him with their enquiries. In a city thrown into turmoil by magic, charcoal biscuits, secret societies and mad lady dragon breeders ('Just tell him 'sit' if he'sothering you'), he's just looking for the facts. * Which is flat and rides through space on the back of four elephants who stand on the shell of an enormous turtle, as every scholar...
Читать книгу Hogfather
Hogfather
Автор:
Pratchett Terry
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
84

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Who would want to harm Discworld's most beloved icon? Very few things are held sacred in this twisted, corrupt, heartless — and oddly familiar — universe, but the Hogfather is one of them. Yet here it is, Hogswatchnight, that most joyous and acquisitive of times, and the jolly old, red-suited gift-giver has vanished without a trace. And there's something shady going on involving an uncommonly psychotic member of the Assassins' Guild and certain representatives of Ankh-Morpork's rather extensive criminal element. Suddenly Discworld's entire myth system is unraveling at an alarming rate. Drastic measures must be taken, which is why Death himself is taking up the reins of the fat man's vacated sleigh… which, in turn, has Death's level-headed granddaughter, Susan, racing to unravel the...
Читать книгу Housing Problem
Housing Problem
Автор:
Kuttner Henry
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-25
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
5

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Читать книгу I Shall Wear Midnight
I Shall Wear Midnight
Автор:
Pratchett Terry
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-12-02
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
74

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I Shall Wear Midnight is a novel in Terry Pratchett's Discworld series, and the fourth in the Tiffany Aching arc. It centres on Tiffany Aching, who is now fifteen years old and getting on with the hard work of being a witch. The title is a quotation in A Hat Full of Sky: 'When I'm old I shall wear midnight, she'd decided. But for now she'd had enough of...
Читать книгу Involution Ocean
Involution Ocean
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-17
Язык книги:
English
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38

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Involution Ocean is a far cry from the cyberpunk niche that Sterling later came to dominate (and arguably create). The setting is the far-flung world of Nullaqua. The world is defined by a single habitable crater, and that crater is filled with a heavy, perpetual mist of dust. Nullaqua is a sea-faring world, populated by a race of stoic, unimaginative sailors - all on an ocean of dust. The book’s protagonist John Newhouse, an off-worlder, is drawn to Nullaqua by ‘Flare’, a potent drug stilled from the belly of the ’dustwhale’. The story begins with the drug being declared illegal. In order to preserve his supply, John is forced to join a whaling ship, and sail the dusty seas of...
Читать книгу Johannes Cabal the Detective
Johannes Cabal the Detective
Автор:
Howard Jonathan
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-16
Язык книги:
English
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71

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Johannes Cabal, necromancer of some little infamy, returns in this riotously clever and terrifically twisted tale of murder and international intrigue. In this genre-twisting novel, infamous necromancer Johannes Cabal, after beating the Devil and being reunited with his soul, leads us on another raucous journey in a little-known corner of the world. This time he's on the run from the local government. Stealing the identity of a minor bureaucrat, Cabal takes passage on the Princess Hortense, a passenger aeroship that is leaving the country. The deception seems perfect, and Cabal looks forward to a quiet trip and a clean escape, until he comes face-to-face with Leonie Barrow, an enemy from the old days who could blow his cover. But when a fellow passenger throws himself to his...