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Знаменитый детектив Алекс Кросс решил отойти от дел и вернуться к частной практике психотерапевта. Но старый друг, детектив Сэмпсон, попросил его стать независимым консультантом по делу...
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Читать книгу A Damsel in Distress
A Damsel in Distress
Автор:
P. G. Wodehouse
Дата добавления:
2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
75

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Description An American composer, George Bevan, falls in love with a mysterious young lady who takes refuge in his taxicab one day. He tracks her down to an English country manor, where a case of mistaken identity leads to all manner of comedy and excitement. The novel was first serialized in The Saturday Evening Post in 1919. It was later adapted into a silent film, a stage play, and a musical starring Fred...
Читать книгу A Gentleman of Leisure
A Gentleman of Leisure
Автор:
P. G. Wodehouse
Дата добавления:
2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
67

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Description After inheriting a fortune, and just back to New York from a cruise on which he spotted an intriguing young woman, Jimmy Pitt is drifting. So after seeing a blockbuster play about a gentleman thief, he’s ready to bet his friends at the Strollers’ Club that he could pull off a burglary himself. That night he makes friends with a real-life “Bowery Boy” thief, who helps him break into a corrupt police captain’s house, and everyone gets way more than they bargained for. Later, the action moves to the Earl of Dreever’s castle in England. There, the misunderstandings, threats, cheating, and confusion only multiply, requiring all of Jimmy’s wits and daring to clear up. In this short novel, ...
Читать книгу A Midsummer Night’s Dream
A Midsummer Night’s Dream
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2022-03-18
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English
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17

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William Shakespeare. It was written around 1595 and first published in Shakespeare’s first quarto in 1600. The exact reason for why this play was produced has been lost to time; some historians theorize that it could have been written for an aristocratic wedding, or for Queen Elizabeth I to celebrate the feast of St. John.

The play opens with Theseus, Duke of Athens, and Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons, planning the celebration of their marriage. During their visit to Athens four guests—Demetrius, Lysander, Helena, and Hermia—are trying to find their own spouses and to follow..." data-title="Книга A Midsummer Night’s Dream">

Description A Midsummer Night’s Dream is one of the many comedies written by William Shakespeare. It was written around 1595 and first published in Shakespeare’s first quarto in 1600. The exact reason for why this play was produced has been lost to time; some historians theorize that it could have been written for an aristocratic wedding, or for Queen Elizabeth I to celebrate the feast of St. John. The play opens with Theseus, Duke of Athens, and Hippolyta, Queen of the Amazons, planning the celebration of their marriage. During their visit to Athens four guests—Demetrius, Lysander, Helena, and Hermia—are trying to find their own spouses and to follow...
Читать книгу A QUESTION OF GUILT
A QUESTION OF GUILT
Автор:
Gordon Richard
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
46

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Читать книгу Absurdistan
Absurdistan
Автор:
Shteyngart Gary
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-12-03
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
78

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“Absurdistan is not just a hilarious novel, but a record of a particular peak in the history of human folly. No one is more capable of dealing with the transition from the hell of socialism to the hell of capitalism in Eastern Europe than Shteyngart, the great-great grandson of one Nikolai Gogol and the funniest foreigner alive.” –Aleksandar Hemon From the critically acclaimed, bestselling author of The Russian Debutante’s Handbook comes the uproarious and poignant story of one very fat man and one very small country Meet Misha Vainberg, aka Snack Daddy, a 325-pound disaster of a human being, son of the 1,238th-richest man in Russia, proud holder of a degree in multicultural studies from Accidental College, USA (don’t even ask), and patriot of no country save...
Читать книгу All’s Well That Ends Well
All’s Well That Ends Well
Дата добавления:
2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
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24

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Shakespeare’s time, and is still considered to be a play without renown even today. It’s also one of the three “problem plays,” in that it deals with controversial social issues. Although it remains unloved by the public, productions have featured star-studded casts, including actresses like Dame Judi Dench and Claudie Blakley.

Helena, daughter of a skilled doctor and adopted child of the Countess of Rousillon, is in love with Bertram, the Countess’s son. Helena cures the King of France and is rewarded with a husband of her choice, so she selects Bertram. He contests the legitimacy of their marriage,..." data-title="Книга All’s Well That Ends Well">

Description All’s Well That Ends Well was not popular during Shakespeare’s time, and is still considered to be a play without renown even today. It’s also one of the three “problem plays,” in that it deals with controversial social issues. Although it remains unloved by the public, productions have featured star-studded casts, including actresses like Dame Judi Dench and Claudie Blakley. Helena, daughter of a skilled doctor and adopted child of the Countess of Rousillon, is in love with Bertram, the Countess’s son. Helena cures the King of France and is rewarded with a husband of her choice, so she selects Bertram. He contests the legitimacy of their marriage,...
Читать книгу An Ideal Husband
An Ideal Husband
Автор:
Oscar Wilde
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2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
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31

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Oscar Wilde was arrested for gross indecency, and his name was removed from the play. Wilde revised..." data-title="Книга An Ideal Husband">
Description Sir and Lady Chiltern are the picture of responsibility: he a member of the House of Commons, she a member of the Women’s Liberal Association. When Mrs. Cheveley arrives in London, she brings with her a letter that threatens to ruin Sir Chiltern forever—his whole life threatens to come crumbling down. The following twenty-four hours are filled with theft, blackmail, farce, and biting social commentary. An Ideal Husband was first performed in 1893 at the Haymarket Theatre, and it was immediately successful. On April 6th, the same day it transferred to the Criterion Theatre, Oscar Wilde was arrested for gross indecency, and his name was removed from the play. Wilde revised...
Читать книгу Are You Experienced?
Are You Experienced?
Автор:
Sutcliffe William
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-17
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
49

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Читать книгу Arms and the Man
Arms and the Man
Дата добавления:
2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
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26

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Virgil’s The Aeneid, is a play that humorously deals with the hypocrisy of humanity and the stupidity of war. It was among George Bernard Shaw’s first commercial successes, and was included in a collection of..." data-title="Книга Arms and the Man">
Description In the middle of the 1885 Serbo-Bulgarian war, an enemy soldier escapes a cavalry charge by climbing up a drainpipe into Raina Petkoff’s room. Raina is the daughter of one Major and engaged to another, but she chooses to save the soldier’s life by concealing him. Arms and the Man, named after the opening lines of Virgil’s The Aeneid, is a play that humorously deals with the hypocrisy of humanity and the stupidity of war. It was among George Bernard Shaw’s first commercial successes, and was included in a collection of...
Читать книгу As You Like It
As You Like It
Дата добавления:
2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
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23

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Description In a French duchy, the old Duke has been usurped by his younger brother, Frederick. A young man named Orlando is mistreated by his elder brother, against their dead father’s wishes. Rosalind, the old Duke’s daughter, has been allowed to remain in court only because she is the closest friend of Celia, Duke Frederick’s daughter. When Rosalind is banished from court, she flees to the Forest of Arden with Celia and Touchstone, the court fool; meanwhile, Orlando also escapes to the forest, fleeing his brother. In the Forest of Arden, the old Duke holds court with exiled supporters, including the melancholy Jacques. There, Rosalind disguises herself as Ganymede and offers advice to a group of would-be lovers: Orlando, who has taken to posting love...
Читать книгу Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably
Babies and Other Hazards of Sex: How to Make a Tiny Person in Only 9 Months, with Tools You Probably
Автор:
Barry Dave
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-25
Язык книги:
English
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18

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In this classic crack-up of a book, Dave Barry gives his wacky perspective on sex, childbirth, parenting and other forms of slow, cruel torture. In Babies and Other Hazards of Sex, Dave exposes natural childbirth for what it is: a pop phenomenon of the 1960s that, along with paisley bell-bottoms and creative sideburns, deserves a rest. He examines the new federal law requiring prospective fathers to free themselves from their self-made macho prisons—to laugh, cry, love and just generally behave like certified wimps. Dave also reveals, for the first time in print, the secret chant for painless childbirth. Then learn why no secret chant could possibly take a woman’s mind off the fact that she is in such pain that she wants a gigantic comet to crash into the earth and kill her...
Читать книгу Candide
Candide
Автор:
Voltaire
Дата добавления:
2022-03-19
Язык книги:
English
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36

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Description Candide is the picaresque tale of the titular character’s fantastical journey from an insular, idealized life in a picturesque castle through the difficulties and evils of the real world. Satirical, comical, witty, and cutting, Candide was widely banned in its day for containing blasphemous and seditious concepts. Despite that, it survived controversy to become an important book in the Western literary heritage. Today Candide remains a breezy and darkly funny...
Читать книгу Captain Jinks, Hero
Captain Jinks, Hero
Дата добавления:
2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
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67

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Ernest Howard Crosby. Crosby, who corresponded with Leo Tolstoy and advocated Tolstoy’s pacifist ideals in the United States, lambasts the American military and its involvement in the Spanish-American War and the Boxer Rebellion through the character of Captain Jinks, a jingoistic officer who embarks on a tragicomic quest to become a “perfect soldier.” The novel also satirizes the role of industrial and media interests in promoting war through the character of Jinks’s friend and companion Cleary,..." data-title="Книга Captain Jinks, Hero">
Description A biting satire of late 19th-century American imperialism, Captain Jinks, Hero was written by the American pacifist Ernest Howard Crosby. Crosby, who corresponded with Leo Tolstoy and advocated Tolstoy’s pacifist ideals in the United States, lambasts the American military and its involvement in the Spanish-American War and the Boxer Rebellion through the character of Captain Jinks, a jingoistic officer who embarks on a tragicomic quest to become a “perfect soldier.” The novel also satirizes the role of industrial and media interests in promoting war through the character of Jinks’s friend and companion Cleary,...
Читать книгу Crome Yellow
Crome Yellow
Автор:
Aldous Huxley
Дата добавления:
2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
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57

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Aldous Huxley’s first published novel. His inspiration for many of the characters came from his time spent at Garsington Manor, a haven for many writers and..." data-title="Книга Crome Yellow">
Description Denis, a young writer and poet, travels to an English countryside manor to spend the summer alongside a cast of outlandish leisure class intellectuals. The younger guests of the manor grapple with navigating love and sex within a post-Victorian society. Older guests and inhabitants obsess over trivialities from their vast libraries, eager to give a show of their knowledge to each other. The novel uses these interactions to paint a scathing representation of their insecurities and world views. Crome Yellow is Aldous Huxley’s first published novel. His inspiration for many of the characters came from his time spent at Garsington Manor, a haven for many writers and...
Читать книгу DOCTOR AT LARGE
DOCTOR AT LARGE
Автор:
Gordon Richard
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
38

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Читать книгу DOCTOR AT SEA
DOCTOR AT SEA
Автор:
Gordon Richard
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
41

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Читать книгу DOCTOR IN CLOVER
DOCTOR IN CLOVER
Автор:
Gordon Richard
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
34

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Читать книгу DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
DOCTOR IN THE HOUSE
Автор:
Gordon Richard
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
Язык книги:
English
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34

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Читать книгу Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man
Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man
Автор:
Allen Tim
Серия: 
3
Дата добавления:
2013-11-27
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
39

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The comic who's a guy's guy, Tim Allen is the star of ABC's Home Improvement, one of television's most successful sit-coms. In this first book, Allen shares his hilarious and helpful musings on being a hapless male in America. Black-and-white...
Читать книгу English as She Is Spoke
English as She Is Spoke
Автор:
Pedro Carolino
Дата добавления:
2022-03-17
Язык книги:
English
Кол-во страниц:
9

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Pedro Carolino set out to write an English phrasebook for Portuguese travelers visiting England. The only problem was that he couldn’t speak English. Undeterred by this minor setback, Carolino decided to base his guide on a respected Portuguese–French phrasebook written by José da Fonseca. He took the French translations of Portuguese, and used a French–English dictionary to translate those to English.

The result was an unintentional comedy of literal translation, as English phrases like “the walls have ears” became “the walls have hearsay” (via the..." data-title="Книга English as She Is Spoke">

Description In 1855 Pedro Carolino set out to write an English phrasebook for Portuguese travelers visiting England. The only problem was that he couldn’t speak English. Undeterred by this minor setback, Carolino decided to base his guide on a respected Portuguese–French phrasebook written by José da Fonseca. He took the French translations of Portuguese, and used a French–English dictionary to translate those to English. The result was an unintentional comedy of literal translation, as English phrases like “the walls have ears” became “the walls have hearsay” (via the...