“Did I say ‘stalker’? Okay, well, see he’s really more of a
“A reporter?” he shouted. That vein started to bulge in his neck and I wondered if maybe I should have stuck with the stalker story instead. “You’re telling me you have a reporter following you?”
I heaved a deep sigh. This was so not how normal couples had conversations. But it was too late to put that horse back in the barn. Instead, I told Ramirez all about my encounter with Felix and the many Dodge Neon sightings I’d been privy to in the last week, ending with the
When I finished he did one of those foreign curses again and I made a mental note to sign up for Spanish class at the rec center.
“Don’t worry,” I reassured him. “The worst has already happened. Mom saw it.”
“Maddie, I’m not worried about your mom,” he said, the vein staring to pulsate now. “I’m worried about Monaldo! If he sees this, how long do you think it will take before he puts two and two together? He saw you at the club. He knows your face and if he sees that paper he’ll know your name and where to find you.”
The thought sent a cold chill right up my spine. “I didn’t think of that.”
“Obviously.”
“Hey, it’s not like I asked to have my picture in the paper.”
“Yet somehow the other ninety-nine point nine percent of the population can manage to stay the hell out of things that don’t concern them.”
“Larry’s my father. It concerns me!”
Ramirez rubbed his neck again. “Look, just leave it alone, okay? Go home, design a few SpongeBob boots or whatever it is you do and let
While his tone was way over the border of condescension, making me want to quote last quarter’s sales figures for my “whatever it is you do” shoes, I knew he was right. The best thing for me to do was get out of town before I messed up his investigation any more than I already had. The sooner he put Monaldo behind bars, the sooner I could breathe easily abut my father’s safety. So instead of taking a stand for shoe designers everywhere, this time I let the comment go.
“Fine. But,” I added, “just so you know, we’re doing it again.”
He paused, a blank look on his face. “Doing what?”
“Fighting. See?”
He took a deep breath, then looked toward the sky as if asking for patience from somewhere above. “I told you we should have just had sex.”
I crossed my arms over my chest. “Hmph.” It was the best response I could come up with because I was kind of thinking he might be right. “Look, I’ll go away and let you do your job, but just promise me you won’t let anything happen to Larry while-”
But he cut me off, shoving my head down in his lap.
“Um, hello? Ever heard of foreplay?” I mumbled against his thigh.
“Shhhh. Someone’s coming.”
I shifted my body down to a crouching position on the floor mats as someone knocked on Ramirez’s window. I held my breath, trying to make myself as small as possible.
Ramirez cracked the window open. “Yeah?”
“There you are, Bruno.”
That artic freeze tickled my spinal column again as I recognized the voice. Monaldo.
“Yeah, I’m here,” Ramirez answered, doing an Oscarworthy impression of cool, casual Goon Number Two. Even though I could feel his leg muscles tense beneath my palms.
“What’s going on in there?” Monaldo asked.
I scrunched my eyes tight, my fingers digging into Ramirez’s thighs as I willed the bad man to just go away.
“Nothin’,” Ramirez answered in a lazy drawl. “I just had enough of the bawling, you know?”
Monaldo was silent for a moment. And I was on the verge of wetting my pants when he finally said, “Fine. We’re leaving in five minutes.”
I did an internal sigh of relief.
“You’re the boss,” Ramirez responded, then I heard the sweet sound of the window being rolled back up.
I let out a long breath as Ramirez helped me back up onto the seat.
“Those are some claws you’ve got.” He rubbed his leg where I could see the distinct impression of my fingernails in his slacks.
“Sorry,” I said, still shaking a monster case of the heebie jeebies off me.
“No problem. Just promise me you’ll file those things down before our next ‘normal conversation.’”
And with that, he opened the door and gave me a little push out of the car, punctuated by a swat on the bottom, before shutting the door again behind me.
Sadly, it was the most action I’d gotten in months.
I straightened up and smoothed out my blouse, wiping the carpet lint off my skirt as I scurried across the dirt road lest Monaldo catch a memory-jogging glimpse of me.
The painted ladies were still chatting graveside with the reverend, most still leaking from the eyes, though I noticed as they lifted their veils, they’d invested wisely in waterproof mascara. I spotted Marco standing under a tree chatting up Madonna from the club-resplendent in knee-length black lace, leather ankle boots, jelly bracelets up both arms, and crimped hair that added a full six inches to “her” height. (Sigh. Part of me, the part that barely makes the height requirements on the Six Flags rides, still yearned for the bighair days of the eighties.) Dana was off to the side of the group, chatting with the Crew Cut bouncer from the club. Okay, maybe “chatting” wasn’t the right word. Shamelessly flirting might better describe the poutylipped, jutty-chest thing she was doing. After his noninterest the other night, I’d say Dana was on a mission to prove the powers of a 36 double D aerobics queen.
Off to the side of the cemetery were a few mourners in pairs, talking quietly, consoling each other, some stopping to smell the fragrant bouquets of flowers flanking the grave site. I watched as one mourner leaned down to sniff a gardenia, her hat tilting ever so slightly forward on her head to reveal a hint of red hair beneath.
I froze. Larry.
My instinct was to sprint the short distance between us, but I didn’t want to scare him off. I already knew he could outrun me. Instead, I casually strolled across the lawn, adrenaline pumping through my veins with every step. I clenched my teeth together to keep from calling out his name as the closer I got the more sure I was it was him. The same tall frame, same slightly paunchy middle, and the same impossible shade of red hair, just barely visible beneath the long opaque veil covering his face.
I was a mere three steps away when a light flashed from the trees to my right. Larry saw it too, quickly straightening up like a deer in the headlights. The flash went off again.
Larry looked up, our eyes connecting for one brief second before he took off like a shot, disappearing behind a stone mausoleum.
“Wait!” I called, dashing after him. I rounded the stone building and saw a flash of black take the corner, flying through a grove of trees down to the road where the line of waiting cars sat. “Please!” I pleaded. I hated how desperate I sounded. I tried to tell myself it was for Larry’s safety but part of me just wished my father would quit darting in the opposite direction whenever he saw me. It was enough to give a girl a complex.
Instead of following him into the grove of trees, I cut across the lawn, taking a more direct route to the cars. I was almost to the road when another flash of light went off, this time so close it momentarily blinded me.
“Uhn.” I did a perfect ten-point face plant into the grass, my torso skidding like I was on a Slip ‘n’ Slide as my hands splayed out in front of me.
I heard a car engine turn over and regained my fuzzy vision just in time to see a beat-up Volvo pulling down the road.
Damn! I pounded one fist on the ground.
Then I saw that flash of light behind me again. I twisted around on the ground and looked up to find a pair of blue eyes smirking at me.
