The Midnight Tour

“I’m quite all right,” he called down to her.

A few minutes later, huffing and red, he walked out onto the sand. “Invigorating,” he said.

“Well, don’t invigorate yourself into a heart attack.”

He flung back his head and filled his lungs. Then he said, “Ahhhhh. Is this not delightful?”

She had to smile. “It’s pretty nice, all right.”

Blaze looked all around. “I see we have our privacy.”

“Nobody else is nuts enough to come all the way down here.”

“Let’s hope it remains that way. The sooner we start, the better.”

“I’m ready when you are.”

He laughed, then got to work setting up his equipment.

Sandy remained seated on the cooler, but swiveled around to watch him. She knew better than to offer any help. Blaze, very particular about the positioning of his easel and canvas, wanted no interference.

He set up on the firm, damp sand just beyond the reach of the waves, his canvas at about a forty-five degree angle to the shoreline.

“Where am I gonna be, in the ocean?”

He grinned at her. “Precisely! It promises to be brilliant! You’ll be trudging out of the sea, wet and bedraggled, half-drowned—as if perhaps your ship went down a mile or two offshore. I’ll call it, Sole Survivor.” He clapped his hands and blurted, “Ha! I’ll call it Soul Survivor, s-o-u-l. Or is that a bit too precious?”

“Maybe.”

“Well, I’ll think of something. We should get started.”

Sandy stood up. Fingering the front of her gown, she said, “You want this off?”

“I think not. You don’t mind getting it wet?”

“Whatever you want.”

“I’m afraid if we’re sans attire, we may loose the narrative. People will think you’re returning from a frolic. We’d have all the drama of a skinny dipping episode. No, no, we must have the gown! It will tell everyone that you’ve survived a mishap. You had no intention of taking a plunge. Perhaps your ship went down. Or you fell off a yacht, or leaped overboard to escape a madman. No one will quite know for sure why you were in the water. Do you see?”

“I see.”

“We attain elusiveness. Elusiveness, my dear, is what separates the artist from the mindless painter. We hint at mysterious vistas and depths.”

“So you want me to keep this on.”

“Precisely.”

“And wade into the water.”

“I need you to be drenched.”

“Including the hair?”

“Certainly!”

“My hair won’t look too great if its all wet and stringy.”

“Be that as it may... You’ve been swimming for hours, struggling to reach land, so of course your hair has to be... No! No, no, no! Your hair shall be dry! Dry and windblown and fabulous, just as it is now. And the people will gaze in amazement and ask themselves why? Why is her hair dry? It will mystify everyone!”

“It’ll give you some more of that elusiveness,” Sandy pointed out, grinning.

“Precisely! Look at her! She has barely escaped extinction in the briny deep, yet her hair is totally dry! Why! Why is the carcass of a leopard to be found near the summit of Kilimanjaro?”

“Huh?”

“Hemingway.”

“Muriel?”

“Bite your tongue.”

“Maybe we should keep the gown dry, too.”

“Don’t be silly. Now, go on into the water. Drench yourself, but be careful of the hair.”

She slipped out of her sandals and walked over the warm, damp sand to the edge of the ocean. A wave was coming in. She waited for it, watched it curl and tumble and flatten out, sliding its frothy edge up the sand. The cold water washed over the tops of her feet, making her flinch.

As the wave receded, she hurried forward, splashing through the water until -it reached her thighs. A wave washed against her, wetting her to the waist. After it had passed, she crouched down enough to let the next wave wash against her chest. Then she stood up straight and cupped water onto her shoulders.

Looking down, she saw that her shoulders and the tops of her breasts gleamed in the sunlight. The gown clung to her, blue and transparent. It revealed every detail of her body. But it didn’t feel so great. No longer light and airy, it felt like a layer of someone else’s wet skin.

She turned toward Blaze. He was gazing at her from behind his easel. “How’s this?” she called.

“Superb! You look glorious! But be a dear take a few steps forward. We don’t want to have the water hiding those extraordinary legs.”

-“Want me to stand on the beach?”

'No, no.”

As Sandy walked slowly closer to the shore, Blaze scurried over to her. He stepped into the water. Taking her gently by the shoulders, he moved backward. “This way,” he said. “A little more. Yes. Here. Right leg forward. Yes. Exactly. Lean into it. Now we turn you toward me.” He adusted her position. “Yes. Now, hunch over. You’re bone weary, barely able to stand on your feet.” He stepped back and studied her.

“Put your right hand on your knee. Yes, that’s it. No. You’re hunched over too much. We can’t have your left arm dangling so much. It’s in the way of your boobie. Stand a trifle straighter. More. Yes. Excellent.”

He hurried away. Once again standing behind his easel, he squinted at her. “Now, look toward me, darling. Stare intently over my left shoulder as if perhaps you see something far down the beach. Yes. Exactly.” He squinted at her for a while, then frowned. 'No.”

'What?”

“It’s simply not the way I... You need to look more...done in.”

“Want me to sprawl on the sand?”

“Not that done in. We need to maintain the illusion of movement.” He frowned at her for a few moments. Then he said, “Don’t move,” and scampered back to her. “I’m afraid we may have to ruin your lovely dress.”

“Whatever works.”

He pulled out a Swiss Army knife, pried open one of its blades, and slit the left shoulder strap of Sandy’s gown. The soaked fabric still adhered to her breast, so he peeled it down. “Much better,” he said. “Now, you look distressed.”

“I feel a lot better,” she said, glad to have the clammy fabric off her breast. “Maybe we should take it all off.”

“No no no. I already explained.”

“I know, I know.”

“This will be brilliant.” He started trotting back to his position behind the easel.

“Blaze?”

“Yes?” He glanced back.

“How about this?” Not waiting for a reply, she reached down and tore a slit up the front of her dress, baring her right leg all the way to her hip.

Blaze beamed at her. “Perfect! You’re a genius!”

“That’s how come you give me twenty percent.”

“No no no. I give you twenty percent because you gave me no choice.”

“Feel free to dump me any time.”

“Don’t tempt me.”