Yevgeny LUKIN.The thunder never sounds.Oxana the reporter turned out to be an arrogant young girl with flawless Russian and no hang-ups whatsoever.“So, Constantine Cyrillovich,” she interrupted the Director’s smooth discourse with a polite yet skeptical smirk, “as long as you are on your guard, nothing can happen to our glorious past. Do I understand you correctly?”Her burly, gray-haired counterpart was not so easy to baffle, however. He certainly had seen more reporters in his life than she had directors.“Precisely so,” he replied, studying her with visible pleasure. “It’s nice to deal with such an intelligent… and, what’s more important, such a beautiful… uh, journalist.”His compliment, if it was one, fell on deaf ears.“You have to agree, however,” she was driving her point home relentlessly, “that a hundred per cent of successful interceptions are a rather suspicious figure. Such numbers simply do not exist in real life, Constantine Cyrillovich! What if some miscreant lays his hands on the time machine? Where do you keep it, by the way?”“My unit? Here, in this safe.”Both of them looked at the safe squatting in a corner.“Sorry to say, but to crack it only takes a can opener. And you don’t seem to have a lot of security personnel here. So it’s just come and help yourself, isn’t it?”“Hmmm… it is, in general,” the Director had to admit. “But strictly speaking… what for?”“What for… WHAT??”“Why would a troublemaker need it?”“The time machine, you mean?”“Yes, of course. What on Earth would drive him to go into another epoch?”Perplexed at last, she paused and scrutinized the Director.“Well… let’s say, pursuit of personal gain.”Constantine Cyrillovich offered her a gentle fatherly smile.“Oxana! I see that your idea of this whole business is somewhat incorrect. Please understand that our technical means are very limited. The future, for instance, we cannot penetrate at all. As for the past, from this very moment, this when we’re having this conversation in, and all the way down to the first half of the thirteenth century, all this time is not accessible to us, either. The dead zone.”“But couldn’t one profit taking something from the thirteenth century? Or the twelfth, the eleventh—?”“No, he couldn’t,” said the Director, still looking at her kindly. “Neither from the thirteenth, nor the twelfth, nor the eleventh. To bring something from the past into the present is impossible by definition.”“But, excuse me… You say it is possible to travel to the past! What if I had, say, a white swan roast at a feast given by Prince Vladimir the Great—?”“You still come back with an empty stomach. Try to think for yourself, Oxana: If it were possible to transport anything of value from the past with what you call ‘the time machine’, would we have this kind of security then? They would’ve sunk us way under the ground, and put a vegetable depot on top as a disguise.”“Well then… what if someone wanted to flee justice?”“An escape into the past? Wouldn’t work either. In a few hours the battery would run down, and both the machine and your fugitive would neatly bounce back, right into the clutches of authorities. No, the crooks are a smart lot and have long since given up on the past. But the others are a different story. The various chrono… uh, the fanatics… the menders of history…”“The ones that you intercept and neutralize so consistently,” Oxana continued wryly. “Kindly forgive me, Constantine Cyrillovich, I just find it hard to believe! Not a single slip in the whole time you’ve been here—”“It looks like we’re running around in circles, Oxana,” the Director complained, pressing a key on the intercom. “Artem! Are you there? Come here for a minute, please!”* * *The person who entered was perhaps a little older than Oxana herself, a short nimble fellow with a distinctly impassive aspect. Introduced to the girl, he gave her a brief nod and switched his inquiring gaze to the boss.The latter cleared his throat. “Well, Artem,” he said. “Oxana here has some doubts as to… hmmm… how safe we keep our cherished history from various, uh, gentlemen of fortune. When are you planning to catch your chronomuddler?”Catch who? Oxana was about to ask, but checked herself in time lest her luck be scared away.“Sometime next week,” Artem replied cautiously.“Can you do it today?”Artem considered.“Well… I suppose I can.”“Excellent! Let’s not waste time, then. Oxana! I’m placing you in charge of Artem. You’re going to take a field trip to Kievan Rus and see how we do it. Have no fear! Artem is an old hand, he just looks youngish.”For a second the girl just sat there frozen, wide-eyed. To participate in a field mission! To intercept a fanatic who is planning to change the course of history! Could she even dream about such a stroke of luck?“However,” Constantine Cyrillovich began, smiling, “if you’d rather—““No!” she said, rising at once. “I’m ready!”When the two of them came out into the hallway, Oxana immediately blocked Artem’s way with such resolution as if she were about to seduce him there and then.“Artem!” she said in a hoarse, passionate whisper. “Tell me the truth! Have you taken any reporters there before?”“Yes I have,” he admitted, batting his eyelashes. “Many times.”The girl’s pretty young face darkened.“But… how come? Many times, and not a single sensational story? All I heard was some lukewarm praise and a bunch of general statements. To me it looks like a case of stonewalling, you know!”Artem considered, then shrugged his shoulders indifferently, as if saying: What do I care? Oxana regarded him with great suspicion.“Oh well,” she drawled musingly at last. “Never mind! Do we have time for a preliminary talk?”“As much as you like.”The girl swiftly changed cassette in her Dictaphone. Artem looked at her hands with admiration. Such skill is employed by soldiers reloading their weapons in combat.“Well, then. Let’s start here.” Oxana concentrated, bit her lip, and rattled out in a professional spiel. “We all know that history is a fragile object. Recalling the famous short story by Ray Bradbury, where a crushed butterfly in the past causes a political disaster in the future, I’d like to compare your work with disarming of land mines: Make a single mistake, and you can’t correct it. Please, tell me in simple words, how does this monster responsibility weigh you down—” She thrust her Dictaphone into the teeth of Artem, who flinched a little.“Well, speaking generally… It is a job. Yes, there is responsibility…”He’s rather inhibited, Oxana observed. Not so good. A cliché. But what’s the difference? A paper story is not an essay.“Okay,” she said. “Who are you planning to intercept this time?”For some reason the young man looked up at the ceiling that, in truth, could use a few coats of whitewash. The old manor that housed the whole outfit was rather dilapidated. I need to mention this as well, she thought mechanically. The tax department can have palaces built, while these guys have to cram in this dump.
