“Tot, she didn’t even know who her dad was until we told her! How could she possibly be plotting against me?”
With a sharp right onto 7th Street, Tot makes another quick right toward the underground side entrance of the building, which is blocked by a bright yellow metal antiram barrier that rises from the concrete. Tot rides the brakes, giving the barrier time to lower. When it doesn’t, the car bucks to a halt.
On our left, I finally see why Tot’s so quiet. An armed security guard steps out of the nearby guardhouse, his puffed black winter coat hiding everything but his face and his unusually white front teeth. Ever since 9/11, when we became obsessed with terrorists stealing the Declaration of Independence, our building has limited the underground parking spots to a grand total of seven. Seven. Our boss-the Archivist of the United States-gets one. His deputy gets another. Two are for deliveries of new records. Two are for VIPs. And one is for Tot, a favor from a friend in Security who used to control such things during the Bush era.
As the guard with the white teeth approaches, Tot nods hello, which is always enough to get us in. But instead of waving us through and lowering the barrier…
The guard raises his hand, palm straight at us. We’re not going anywhere.
17
'Morning, morning,” the duty nurse sang as Dr. Palmiotti stepped into the cramped reception area of the White House Medical Unit. As usual, her dyed black hair was pulled back in a tight military braid that was starting to fray from her bad night’s sleep. Behind her, in the area between the bathroom and treatment room, she’d already tucked away the fold-down bed. The White House doctor arrived first thing in the morning, but the duty nurse had been there all night.
“Good night’s sleep?” Palmiotti asked, amused to notice how the morning small talk sounded like a one-night stand.
“I tell my mom I sleep less than a hundred feet from the President. Vertically,” duty nurse Kayre Morrison replied, pointing up at the ceiling.
Palmiotti didn’t even hear the joke. He was peeking over his shoulder, back into the hallway. The red light above the elevator was still off. Still no sign of President Wallace.
“By the way, Minnie wants to see you,” the nurse said. “She’s waiting for you now. In your office.”
“Are you-? Kayre, you’re killing me. I mean it. You’re striking me dead.”
“She’s the President’s sister,” the nurse whisper-hissed. “I can’t kick her out.”
Palmiotti shook his head as he trudged to his private office in the back of the suite. Typical duty nurse. And typical Minnie.
“Heeey!” he called out, painting on a big smile as he threw the door open. “How’s my favorite girl?”
Across from his desk, sitting on the tan leather sofa, was a stumpy forty-two-year-old woman with a thick block of a body. She was dressed in her usual unconstructed dress, this one navy blue, plus her mother’s long dangly silver earrings from the early eighties, which was about the time Palmiotti first got to know Jessamine “Minnie” Wallace.
“Okay, Minnie, what’s it this time?”
Minnie lifted her chin, revealing a stout, squatty neck and a grin that-ever since her stroke-rose on only one side.
“Can’t I just be here to say hello?” she asked with the slight lisp (another lingering side effect from the stroke) that made the word
“Aren’t you supposed to be doing physical therapy right now?”
“Already did it,” Minnie promised.
Palmiotti stood there, studying her on the sofa as her thumb tapped against the bright pink cane that she still needed to walk. The handle of the cane was shaped and painted like the head of a flamingo. That was the problem with being the sister of the President-you wind up spending your life finding other ways to stand out. “You didn’t do your therapy again, did you?”
“Sure I did.”
“Minnie… Show me your hands,” Palmiotti challenged.
Minnie half-smiled, pretending not to hear him. “I meant to ask, you still seeing Gabriel for lunch today?” she said, referring to the President’s scheduler.
“Please don’t do that,” he begged.
“Do what?”
“What’s it now? Reception in the Oval? Having the President speak at your annual convention?”
“It’s a Caregivers’ Conference-for the top scientists who study brain injuries,” she explained, referring to the cause that she now spent so much time pushing for. “My brother already said he’d come, but when I spoke to Gabriel-”
“Listen, you know that if Gabriel tells you no, it’s
Sure enough, the red light above the elevator blinked on with a
The doctor shook his head.
Not every President is a great speaker. Not every President is a great thinker. But in the modern era, every single President is a master of one thing: eye contact. Bill Clinton was so good at it, when he was drinking lemonade while you were talking to him, he’d stare at you through the bottom of his glass just to maintain that lock on you. Wallace was no different. So when he stepped off the elevator and glanced around instead of locking on his aides…
… that’s when Palmiotti knew that whatever happened last night, it was worse than he thought.
“
Of course, the staffers started to follow.
Yet as the President entered the reception area of the Medical Unit, half the throng-the speechwriter and the press secretary, as well as the Secret Service-stopped at the door and waited in the hallway, well aware that their access didn’t include a private visit to the President’s doctor.
“
“I see him,” Palmiotti called back from his office.
“Where you hiding him? You know he’s dating again? He tell you he was dating?” the President teased the nurse, flashing his bright whites and still trying to charm. It was good enough to fool the nurse. Good enough to fool the two trailing staffers. But never good enough to fool the friend who used to get suckered trading his Double Stuf Oreos for Wallace’s Nilla Wafers in fifth grade.
As the two men made eye contact, Palmiotti could feel the typhoon coming. He had seen that look on the President’s face only three times before: once when he was President, once when he was governor, and once from the night they didn’t talk about anymore.
The President paused at the threshold of Palmiotti’s private office, which was when Palmiotti spotted the hardcover book the President was carrying.
Palmiotti cocked an eyebrow.
Wallace dipped his neck into the office, spotting his sister, who raised her flamingo cane, saluting him with the beak.