about it and finally decided to get you.”
“This isn’t how art people get you. They’d either have stabbed me with a jeweled dagger in the heat of the moment, or they’d cool down and get all baroque about it. Start rumors about what a stoner I am, what STD’s I have, how I plagarized my Ph.D. thesis. That kind of thing. So they could see it happening. Art people like to watch.”
“What about an old girlfriend?” Bill asked.
“I don’t date girls who carry guns.”
“That seems a little narrow-minded,” I said.
Jack turned to me in surprise. For the first time since we’d arrived, he smiled. “Really?”
Now I shrugged, to cover the fact that I was a little surprised that I’d said that, myself.
“Personally, I consider it sound policy,” Bill elbowed back in. “So look: If this is the case that got you shot at, then what about this case?”
Jack said, “My money’s on you guys.”
“If it’s us,” Bill asked, “why didn’t they shoot at us?”
“That’s a damn good question. Second only to: How do I get them to next time?”
“Look,” I said. “When this kind of thing happens it’s usually because someone’s cage has been rattled.”
“I thought you said this kind of thing never happens.”
“Um, hypothetically. The point is, Bill and I hadn’t rattled anything yet.”
“If you’re asking what
“Last night?”
“When I was hired.”
Reluctantly, I said, “Oh. Well, that makes my theory that it’s you a little shakier, if they could have shot at you any time since last night, but they waited until now.”
“You mean, until after I met you. Hah!”
A short silence; then Bill said, “Okay, here’s the big question. Do you want out?”
Jack frowned. “What? You mean me? Are you nuts? Ditch a client? Never.” He sat up and pounded the arm of his chair. “And besides, no one shoots at Jack Lee and gets away with it!” He slumped back again. “There, isn’t that what I’m supposed to say?”
I nodded approvingly. “And well delivered, too.”
Jack squinted at me. “It’s really true, what Bill said? You’re not afraid of anything?”
I glanced at Bill in surprise. “A complete fabrication,” I told Jack. “I just hide it well.”
He kept his narrowed gaze on me. Finally he said, “Anyway, quitting, besides ruining my self-image, would only mean I’d be out of the loop. I wouldn’t feel any safer, just lonelier. No, I want to be right in the middle of finding out what the hell is going on here. Right in the middle, with one of you guys on each side. With a gun.”
“You mean, we should work together?”
“Why not?”
“For the same reasons as this morning.”
“This”—arm waving from broken window to drilled ceiling—“makes it not the same as this morning. Look, you don’t trust your client and I don’t trust mine. It’s perfect. Though at least I didn’t just meet mine today.”
“No?”
“I’ve known Dr. Yang for years. No way he’d shoot me. He doesn’t shoot people anyway, just vaporizes them with his eyes. But there’s definitely something he’s not telling me. Listen, you guys, if people are firing away in the middle of Madison Avenue, this whole thing is even farther from what we thought it was than we thought it was. Don’t!” He pointed at Bill, who’d been about to speak. “You know what I mean. What I’m saying is,” his voice and eyes grew serious, “I don’t trust my client, but I trust you guys.”
“You just met me this morning,” I said.
“Technically correct, but I’m willing to take a chance. How about it? If we combine our info and resources maybe we can figure out what’s going on before we all get killed.”
“What do we do when we find the paintings?” I asked.
“We worry about it then.”
We sat in silence. A chilly breeze charged through the empty window frame and spiraled some papers off Jack’s desk. He gave them a glare but didn’t go after them.
I looked at Bill. His eyes were telling me
“Okay,” I said.
“Yes!” Jack fist-pumped. “Porthos, Athos, Aramis.” He pointed at each of us. “The Three Musketeers.”
“Weren’t there really four of them, though?”
“We’re better.”
