One day he did send for me, and when I got there the place was crowded with a lot of brass. The colonel was talking to an old grey-haired, eagle-beaked gent who had a fierce look about him and a rat-trap jaw and was wearing stars.
'General,' said the colonel, 'may I introduce Stinky's special friend?'
The general shook hands with me. Stinky, who was riding on my shoulder, purred at him.
The general took a good look at Stinky.
'Colonel,' he said, 'I hope to God you're right. Because if you aren't and this business ever leaks, the Air Force goose is cooked. The Army and the Navy would never let us live it down and what Congress would do to us would be a crimson shame.'
The colonel gulped a little. 'Sir, I'm sure I'm right.'
'I don't know why I let myself get talked into this,' the general said. 'It's the most hare-brained scheme I have ever heard of.'
He had another squint at Stinky. 'He looks like a common skunk to me,' the general said.
The colonel introduced me to a bunch of other colonels and a batch of majors, but he didn't bother with the captains if there were any there and I shook hands with them and Stinky purred at them and everything was cozy.
One of the colonels picked up Stinky, but he kicked up quite a fuss trying to get back to me.
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Stinky didn't pay any attention to any of the stuff. He settled down in my lap and went to sleep, or at least he seemed to go to sleep. He took it easy, for a fact. Once in a while, he opened an eye or twitched an ear, but that was all he did.
I hadn't thought much about it at first, but after I'd sat there for an hour or so, I began to get an idea of why they wanted me and Stinky in the plane. They figured, I told myself, that if they put Stinky in the ship, he might feel sorry for it, too, and do the same kind of job on it as he had done on Betsy. But if that was what they thought, they sure were getting fooled, for Stinky didn't do a thing except curl up and go to sleep.
We sat there for several hours and finally they told us that we could get out.
And that is how Operation Stinky got off to a start. That is what they called all that foolishness. It does beat hell, the kind of names the Air Force can think up.
It went on like that for several days. Me and Stinky would go out in the morning and sit in a plane for several hours, then take a break for noon, then go back for a few hours more.
Stinky didn't seem to mind. He'd just as soon be there as anywhere. All he'd do would be curl up in my lap and in five minutes he'd be dozing.
As the days went on, the general and the colonel and all the technicians who cluttered up the hangar got more and more excited. They didn't say a word, but you could see they were aching to bust out, only they held it back. And I couldn't understand that, for as far as I could see, there was nothing whatsoever happening.
Apparently their work didn't end when Stinky and I left.
Evening after evening, lights burned in the hangar and a gang was working there and they had guards around three deep.
One day they pulled out the jet we had been sitting in and hauled in another and we sat in that and it was just the same as it had been before. Nothing really happened. And yet the air inside that hangar was so filled with tension and excitement, you could fairly light a fire with it.
It sure beat me what was going on.
Gradually the same sort of tension spread throughout the entire base and there were some funny goings-on. You never saw an outfit that was faster on its toes. A construction gang moved in and started to put up buildings and as soon as one of them was completed, machinery was installed. More and more people kept arriving until the base began to look like an anthill with a hotfoot.
On one of the walks I took, with the guards trailing along beside me, I found out something else that made my eyes bug.
They were installing a twelve-foot woven fence, topped with barbed wire, all around the area.
And inside the fence, there were so many guards, they almost walked on one another.
I was a little scared when I got back from the walk, because from what I saw, this thing I'd been pitchforked into was bigger and more important than I had ever dreamed. Up until then, I'd figured it was just a matter of the colonel having his neck stuck out so far he could never pull it back. All along, I had been feeling sorry for him because that general looked like the kind of gent who would stand for just so much tomfoolery before he lowered the boom.
It was about this time that they began to dig a big pit out in the centre of one of the runways. I went over one day to watch it and it didn't make no sense at all. Here they had a nice, smooth runway they'd spent a lot of money to construct and now they were digging it up to make what looked like a swimming pool. I asked around about it, but the people that I talked to either didn't know or they weren't talking.
Me and Stinky kept on sitting in the planes. We were on our sixth one now. And there wasn't any change. I sat, bored stiff, while Stinky took it easy.
One evening the colonel sent a sergeant over to say he'd like to see me.
I went in and sat down and put Stinky on the desk. He lay down on top of it and looked from one to the other of us.
'Asa,' said the colonel, 'I think we got it made.'
'You mean you been getting stuff?'
'We've got enough we actually understand to give us unquestioned air superiority. We're a good ten years, if not a hundred, depending on how much we can use, ahead of the rest of them. They'll never catch us now.'
'But all Stinky did was sleep!'
'All he did,' the colonel said, 'was to redesign each ship. In some instances, there were principles involved that don't make a bit of sense, but I'll bet they will later. And in other cases, what he did was so simple and so basic that we're wondering why we never thought of it ourselves.'
'Colonel, what is Stinky?'
'I don't know,' he said.
'You got an idea, though.'
'Sure, an idea. But that's all it is. It embarrasses me even to think of it.'
'I don't embarrass easy.'
'Okay, then?Stinky is like nothing on Earth. My guess is that he's from some other solar system. I think he crossed space to us. How or why, I have no notion. His ship might have been wrecked and he got into a lifeboat and made it here.' 'But if there was a lifeboat…'
'We've combed every foot of ground for miles around.'
'And no lifeboat?'
'No lifeboat,' said the colonel.
Getting that idea down took a little doing, but I did it. Then I got to wondering about something else.
'Colonel,' I said, 'you claim Stinky fixed up the ships, made them even better. Now how could he have done that with no hands and just sleeping and never touching a thing?'
'You tell me,' said the colonel. 'I've heard a bunch of guesses. The only one that makes any kind of sense?and cockeyed sense at that?is telekinesis.'
I sat there and admired that word. 'What's it mean, Colonel?' I wanted to use it on the boys at the tavern, if I ever got back there, and I wanted to get it right.
'Moving things by the power of thought,' he said.
'But there wasn't nothing moved,' I objected. 'All the improvements in Betsy and the planes came from right inside them, not stuff moved in.'
'That could be done by telekinesis, too.'
I shook my head, thoughtful-like. 'Ain't the way I see it.'
'Go ahead,' he sighed. 'Let's hear your theory. No reason you should be an exception.'
'I think Stinky's got a kind of mental green thumb for machines,' I said. 'Like some people got green thumbs for plants, only he's got…'
The colonel took a long, hard frown at me. Then he nodded very slowly. 'I see what you mean. Those new
